#last month i ordered some knives that shipped from mississippi and they took a whole week to arrive

[batemanofficial]

chinese e-commerce platforms: hi! we want to confirm that we're sending you the correct materials before we ship your package, but once we do we'll partner with local distributors to make sure you get what you ordered as quickly and efficiently as possible! 👍

american e-commerce platforms: the package you ordered two weeks ago has shipped, but has been selected for use in the 74th Annual United Parcel Service Hacky-Sack Invitational. ergo UPS will not be held liable for any damages sustained. your package will arrive somewhere between tomorrow and the breaking of the seventh seal at the rapture. shipping is $17 btw

#speak friend and enter #i ordered a tattoo machine from a company in shenzhen yesterday and it's coming TODAY. kissing them on the mouth #last month i ordered some knives that shipped from mississippi and they took a whole week to arrive #take notes america!!!