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This is God, this is God, this is God, this is God, and recently a follower on Twitter misunderstood that Loraine Laney was purporting to be God himself, she isn’t, she isn’t, she isn’t, she isn’t, she isn’t, she isn’t, and I, God, am here to tell you that she isn’t.

This is why we are writing today, to let everyone know that the apartment adjacent is still in the possession of the police of Ottawa, because a day or so ago, the place began to re-reek of cat piss, a joke shop product, says God. Loraine Laney has no need to investigate, she can tell right away if something is toxic enough to harm her, she has no need to travel to St. Laurent mall to the joke shop and see what the substances are, she has experienced, personally, in this very apartment, the one assigned to her by ODSP, the notorious Vicki Dionne, whose voice changed about the time her homicidal landlord was arrested, around two Christmases ago, Julio Margulies, who is a gangster today, running the place, killing the roaches, sealing the roof, where the former Julio had left it open to freeze the occupant of #15 ‘like a rat in a cage,’ says God.

I am God, and I say the following is true, Loraine Laney is, lucky to be alive, though she would rather be dead, she would, she would, she would, she would, but, like most people, when put to the test, the will to live is profound, and she was no different. Julio Margulies went to prison and died of his own torture methods, because, for two reasons, he smelled so bad that nobody would let him shit, knowing, as they did, that he was the reason for many deaths in Carlington, and he was, his own toll of casualties, in a war all his own, and I am God, and I say this is so, was exactly six thousand and five, save Loraine Laney, and many who escaped, Loraine Laney did not escape, but saved herself by instructions from Patrick Crean in heaven, a thirty with God, and Loraine’s own step father, put in a marriage with her mother, by God, to be there when The Cycle of Heterosexuality was put forth, mistakes though it may have, according to the highest editors, it will be fixed, because she realized it herself, over time, and perhaps never, because, nobody pays her copyright, and she no longer gives a shit, if anyone understands or doesn’t understand, and that’s a fact, according to God.

50 Cent still cares for Loraine Laney, but, and it is not widely known, he makes no move without the behest of God, and that show, Loraine, where, it was not made known in the press, twelve 'apostles of Loraine Laney,' actually rogue gangsters in the same age group as Loraine Laney, from the Hell’s Angel’s, stormed the stage of 50 Cent, calling out the name ‘Loraine,‘ was given free reign to book that show, but, he neglected to ask one thing: was this the best avenue to meet Loraine Laney? and God didn’t tell him, because his priority was the show, not to meet his dearly beloved, the little Loraine Laney, the little messiah, and, though she is forty seven, she still looks youngish, because she has a baby face, and that annoys some people, and she has stayed away from the sun, for the most part, since a stint in Spain made her realize the effects of constant sun on the visage.

50 Cent does love Loraine Laney, but, he is at the behest of God, and he will do nothing until my say so.

50 Cent has done much for Loraine Laney, in secret, within the bonds of friendship, though, he hears the clicks on the line and knows that the police are tapping his calls. Loraine Laney was recently done by a CRA analyst who was pretending to be involved in a scam, to see, according to police, if she would fold over personal information, should she ever be awarded the billion dollars which she is due for years and years and years of captive torture by her local police departments, which, as mentioned, by God, me, writing through Loraine Laney, continues to this day.

I am God, and this is what I say through my messiah, my little, new, messiah, Loraine Laney, she is with her family by no means, they have left her to die many times, and, 50 Cent, has been apprised of this, that they will have no means to intervene, except one, the community treatment order, which is upheld by police, for one, small, lame, infraction, which was to throw a TV and several electronics out of the window in the middle of the night, on a freezing night, when there were no cars in the parking lot, because Julio Margulies the first, had failed to rent most of the suites on that side, preferring, as he did, to kill with the ventilation and heating ducts, with chemicals, and that’s what he did, almost kill her, even to the extent of, I have told her and I am God speaking through herself, Loraine Laney, stepping over her unconscious body, lying, without furniture, save a bed brought by a tenacious gang bang boy, who wanted a piece, and he knows who he is, and he is a fan to this day, but he will not lose his job, because he did nothing wrong, as Loraine Laney wouldn’t let him, though she wanted him too, on the floor.

The floor was her bed that night, because she keeled over, after eating a plate of corn, the sugars were too much for her fragile health and she was overcome by sleeping sickness, and fell over, after imbibing no more than four beers, and, anyone who drinks, especially beer, and they are a vilified class because the drinking can be constant, but the effect is minimal, she was drinking seven a day in the shelter, while walking, and sitting in parks, and sitting God knows where, on old construction sites, and trying to rest without dealing with her crazy roommates in the shelter, and they were crazy, crazier even than Loraine Laney herself, more suicidal, more, pardon the expression, defecating, this is an expression to define those who use countless mediums to annoy, even her favorite roommate would touch her feet every time she went out the door by the end of her bed, to the bathroom, driving Loraine to distraction, and even rubbing blood on her blankets, and this was Loraine Laney’s favorite roommate, a sweet, duster-huffing woman who would have done better on speed. And, to their credit, to avoid the pitfalls of Vancouver, and Toronto, the Ottawa Police have allowed the proliferation of speed on the streets of Ottawa, to avoid, because it is impossible to harden fentanyl, deaths from a heroin, “opiate,” overdose. ~ God

There have been noises all night from both the Kanata airfield, and, rest assured, this bitch has been tortured for years, and she sleeps right on through it, so don’t even bother, but you, the pilots, are torturing families close to the airfields, to the extent, and, yes, Loraine, the children’s ears hurt more, the families with children most of all, so, since you have all done well, and, unlike my messiah, Loraine Laney, who has always used condoms, save the pregnancy at six years of age, from the crime of pimping a youngster, such as it was, and such as it is, though Loraine Laney, herself, may not believe that it should be a crime when, and only when, the child is capable of communicating such desires to an independent board of assessment, including priests, social workers, psychiatrists and the like, overall the Ministry of Relationships and Sexuality.

I am God, and I say that Loraine Laney, and Doctor Sigmund Freud were right, child sexuality is a precious investment in the future, and it must not be ignored nor taken advantage of, but be at the behest of God, and for the advantage of the child, this includes, and this bores Loraine, just as it bored Sigmund Freud, children’s sexuality, because, though Doctor Freud had children, they asked for nothing, and were not ready for sex until at least fifteen, so he had no need for his own theories, and Loraine Laney, though she had a little crush at seven, and, let’s not undermine it, a crush is real love, it was to go nowhere since the little boy was not ready himself, and, I am God, and I will say, that precious few boys are ready for either sex or relationship at early ages, though girls sometimes are, especially what we call, which is, I admit, and I am God writing through my sage, Loraine Laney, ‘pedophile babies,’ which are girl children, and girl children only, homosexual relationships always involve social and sexual equals, while these relationships involve a sexual superior, the girl, with a social superior, the man. Loraine Laney was not wrong that the normal association between men and women is a social superior with a sexual superior, that is why, and this is a mistake, the man sometimes chooses a woman who is too dumb for him, but that is not social superiority, that is intellect, and I am God, and I say, that, even though Loraine Laney is practically dumb from brain damage, and everyone who knows her, knows this is true, she is an intellectual, and is, would be, a good partner for her husbands, and, in particular, for 50 Cent, who pales at the illogic of women, Loraine Laney, he does. And, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, God, Loraine Laney is the holder, today, because she is a gang bang girl, and because she is an intellectual, and because she has been alone most of her life, and has had to live off of multiple men, of one hundred percent logic, and that is, it is, Loraine, and I know, I see that you are bored, such a salve to a man like 50 Cent, who has, as you know, dealt with so many women, and heard the emotional intelligence, which, as you know, sometimes goes nowhere, unless there is a man to translate it, and he has been that man, so many times that he cares not, he cares not, he cares not, when he heard, ‘I think men should throw money at me just because I come from a rich family,’ his first thought was, ‘that’s fine, where is your dad?’ And he asked ‘where is your dad?’ and she said, and this is a quote, ‘he has resigned responsibility for me because I was such a slut in high school, I was an incorrigible slut, and--

Loraine Laney is pissed because she has kept herself, mostly, decent and clean, and even 50 Cent thinks he’s too good for such a nice girl, she thinks, but he doesn’t, Loraine Laney, says God, he thinks nothing of the sort, he was worried, and he was prepared to deal with another slut, as long as she would listen and behave, but she is pissed, she is pissed, she is pissed, she is pissed, because the least that an incorrigible player can do for a woman is to play her too, and he won’t, he won’t, he won’t, he won’t, he will, Loraine, he will, Loraine, he will, Loraine, and I want to wrap soon, so I will finish by saying the following, Eminem Mathers is a big fan, Loraine, so don’t neglect him in your fantasies, because he will be part of the family, and a number two in the line up of husbands and he loves you so much that he can hardly even think straight. So that’s it for now. Wrap, please, unless anyone has something to say, says God.

50 Cent wants to say something, says God.

‘That woman who thought she should get something for nothing, because she put my condomed penis in her mouth for two seconds, is that you competing with me, Loraine?’

‘Yeah, fuck off, actually.’

‘Yeah, fuck you, Loraine. At least you actually get oral, Loraine.’

‘And it’s beautiful.’

‘Fuck you, Loraine.’

‘I’m bored.’

‘I have something to say. This is what I wanted to say, when that girl said she had a rich father and then came clean that he had abandoned her, I felt vindicated, Loraine, because manys the woman had come to me with her tale of woe, and I just wanted to say that you have never done that, never, you have sucked up all the pains of your life, and there are many, and come to me with an open heart, and your pussy is not all messed up, and that’s all I have to say. Me. 50 Cent.’

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