#lando.thots

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just thinking about that pic of lando with his bloody nose and just imagining reader being there, and she's one of his friends and he's got a massive crush on her. and he smacks his face on something right in front of her, and he's absolutely mortified and he's bleeding

but she just pulls him away by the hand to a more quiet part of the boat and sits him down, and she gets a first aid kit and starts cleaning him up. and lando is actually in quite a lot of pain, but she's right there and her face is so close to his, and he's just so overwhelmed by her proximity

and then she finishes up, puts a bandage on him and presses a tiny little kiss to his nose to make him feel better. but lando just completely short-circuits and almost keels over and smashes his face on the floor again 😭

STOP😭😭😭

poor boy is flustered and in pain and a little bit of a mess but he can’t stop his heart eyes when the reader starts patching him up

and he trips over his own feet after she kisses his nose and she’s giggling and he’s blushing like mad

and it’s martin who’s like, “hey, you should take him back to the hotel! make sure he doesn’t fall or anything!” and lando is glaring daggers at his friend because he genuinely feels like he will go insane or blurt out his feelings if he spends any more time with you

#cece answers #lando.thots

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girl it's 5am and why am I thinking about being woken up by Lando just because he's so needy and he had a dream about me riding him and I just have to make his dream come true 🫠🫠

lando who’s jet-lagged so his whole sleep clock is fucked and maybe he went to sleep really early but he’s now awake at an ungodly hour

and he just can’t help himself from nuzzling close to you. it’s been at least two or three weeks since he’s been home with you and he missed sleeping beside you. but now your ass is nestled against his dick and you’re pushing back and he’s fucking hard and his head is spinning

and he knows he shouldn’t wake you up but it’s been so long since he’s had you close. and imagining the wee whining whispers in your ear, kissing along your neck and slowly grinding his hips until you start to wake up

imagining him wanting you on top but you’re still so sleepy so he’s thrusting up into you, letting your nuzzle yourself against his chest as he practically bounces you on his cock like you’re his toy

the way you both just curl into each other after, settled and happy and just craving that desire to be close to each other after weeks of phone calls and messages

#cece answers #lando.thots

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lando being a munch is something i think about so often. like looking at him, you sorta just think he's a typical fuckboy who barely does any foreplay, finishes after two minutes and goes "oh, you didn't cum?" afterwards before falling asleep

but then you bring him back to your place for the first time and you kinda don't have high hopes for the sex... and then later you're frantically pushing his head away from you because he's been going down on you for so long and you're beyond overstimulated. and he just looks up, all shiny around his mouth and his eyes all wild, and he's just completely pussy-drunk 😵‍💫

PLEASE AGAHSBJSJSSN

no but reader is in her ‘just do it for the plot’ mindset because she wants to take more risks and make her life more interesting. so yeah, she meets this hot guy and he looks a bit like a fuckboy and kinda has this cocky presence around him but one night with this guy may be fun even if she’s like 90% sure she’s gonna have to fake it

and then she’s shocked when lando asks to go down on her, she’s even more shocked when he’s good and she’s fucking baffled when he shows no signs of stopping

and he’s there between her legs, moaning against her cunt as he licks and sucks and he’s grinding his hips against the mattress—maybe he even comes like this—and her head is spinning because this boy can’t be real?

and now she wants to break her own rule about hooking up with a guy only once because she will be damned if she doesn’t sleep with him again after the way he’s worked his tongue between her legs

#cece answers #lando.thots

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Lando’s insta post,,,the second photo,,,my man is HIGH. You’re rushing into the hospital to be with him and walk into his room and he just perks up and goes, “ohhhh shit you’re really pretty”. Spends half the night flirting with you.

PLEASE😭he’s just shamelessly turning to the nurses like, “look at that pretty girl! she’s mine!” and you and his dad are just standing there like, “lando please—”

#cece answers #lando.thots

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can we discuss reader when lando makes her squirt for the first tim😭

OF COURSE WE CAN!!

although I fully believe he does it by accident the first time! like he doesn’t even fully believe it’s a real thing so it’s never a goal for him, he’s just between your legs and his fingers are buried deep inside you and his tongue is lapping up the mess you’re making. and you’re whining and whimpering and he just thinks you’re overstimulated, he doesn’t even hear your little warning “lando” before it’s too late

but that man is suddenly like, “again, again, again”. like this is his new hyperfixation and we all know how he gets with those

#cece answers #lando.thots

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i'd bet a lot of money on lando being the type of guy to sleep with his head on your chest lmao. and if he isn't sleeping on your tits, he's definitely got one hand on them in his sleep 😏

OH HE DEFINITELY IS!!! the boy is shameless in announcing that your tits are his favourite pillow or even testing his luck by slipping his hand beneath your shirt when yous are spooning

however, he also gives the vibes of enjoying sleeping on your stomach or thighs so you can play with his curls and run your hands through them🥹

#cece answers #lando.thots

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head empty no thoughts except soft cockwarming with lando while you wear one of his thousands of hoodies and curl up under a soft blanket with no care in the world reading on your kindle while lando messes around on his phone only to get lost in your book and not notice he fell asleep until you’re finished and turn to tell him what happened

the way it would be the only way to keep that boy still for a prolonged period of time🫠he just gets so lost in the feeling of the weight of you on top of him but also your walls wrapped around his cock, and the boy feels sedated enough to just lay there

and the way you’d slowly wake him up, kisses pressed over his face and slowly rocking your hips until he lets out a soft whimper, nuzzling his face into your neck as his hands reach out to grip your hips before he comes embarrassingly quick

#cece answers #lando.thots

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Frat boy lando who is a tits man (I have more tit than ass) with innocent reader and they’re both out late and it starts to pour down rain. Rushing back to his place Lando and you are soaked to the bone, he gives you some of his clothes but your bra is soaked and you don’t think much of it and leave it off. Lando is staring but he still has soft feelings for you and you two cuddle and without even noticing he’s playing with your tits and you’re half asleep because it’s warm and he’s so perfect and you don’t even care the feeling was nice and lulling you to sleep

like maybe his hands are kinda hovering or lightly grazing your tits because he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, or he wants to give you a chance to stop him. or even him playing with them over your shirt before you guide his hands underneath

and he’s shocked at your bold move, but you’re sleepy and it feels good and the little whimpers you let out as he tugs and plays with your nipples has you arching back into him and he’s so fucking hard

and you just look so pretty, all sleepy and whiny as he plays with your tits while you wear his clothes🫠like this is something he wants every night, not just tonight

#cece answers #frat boy!lando #lando.thots

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lando comes when you sit on his face without being touched. and honestly bro can probably come just thinking about it. yeah you get cock drunk and love his cum and how it tastes sure ofc but he gets soooooo absurdly pussy drunk. he just wants to drown in it. taste it. drink it. all the time. he genuinely thinks it tastes so fucking good. like he craves the taste like one craves chocolate. and when he gets it he savors it. 😩 probably comes untouched a second time if you squirt unprompted without fingers on his face too.

PLEASE🫠

no but lando getting so pussy drunk but also pussy addicted?? like the boy is pawing and whining at you because he just wants to nuzzle his face between your thighs whenever he can. when you’re watching tv? when you’re working? when you’re on your phone? when you’re reading in bed? he just wants to be lazily making out with your pussy

and god he would just be obsessed if he made you squirt🫠just wide eyes, flushed cheeks and parted lips all wet and dripping, but he fucking loves it and he just wants to make you do it again

#cece answers #lando.thots

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Can you imagine the uproar that happens when pornstar!lando mentions having a girlfriend on stream for the first time

Just the chat going wild asking for detail asking if they’re going to post together asking how she feels about lando fucking other people

meanwhile pornstar!reader is plugged up in the other room trying to concentrate on planning the next month’s worth of content while lando plays with the remote of the vibrator

PLEASE AGAHSBSJSBZJSB

them thinking lando is dating some normal girl but not realising she’s another creator🫠they’d probably find it quite funny thinking lando is borderline cheating on his girlfriend with how much content he films with the reader when in reality she is his girlfriend

but also just imagining the audience finding out because of something like what you said with him controlling her vibrator. and she can’t take it anymore and she comes into his room, completely forgetting about the livestream, just begging him to fuck her and let her come and she’s so teary eyed and whiny and lando just has to give in

and he fucks her over the desk with her wearing his headphones so everyone can watch how fucked out she looks and how pretty she sounds and it’s just🫠🫠🫠🫠and she has to spend the whole time reading out the degrading messages from the chat

#cece answers #pornstar!lando #lando.thots

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i feel like lando could have that polite boyfriend override when going to his ethnic girlfriends house like her mother cooked traditional food he's going to eat it even if he wants to die inside.... totally not based on that time i went to meet my gfs parents and her mom cooked and i got a plate put in front of me with 4/5 of the things being food i don't eat and i still cleared that plate and survived

gahsvshssbhzsb this poor boy would be scoffing the food down and only realising too late how spicy it is😭

the boy is chugging down water and trying to sneak out to find some milk. and the reader knows exactly what’s happening and just can’t stop laughing at the whole thing

#cece answers #lando.thots

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ok im sending one anyway but let me know!

lando and his gf agree to not get each other christmas gifts (she comes up with some excuse like ‘every day is a gift’ or whatever) but in reality it’s bc she’s a student and can’t afford to get him anything big and she’s relieved when he agrees

but of course he doesn’t actually agree and just says so and ends up spoiling her anyway. she feels bad bc she can’t get him the same and it’s just very soft where he tells her she doesn’t need to get him anything and that she was right, being with her is the best gift anyway etc🥹🎄

STOP THIS IS SO😭😭😭😭

and she feels bad no matter how much lando reassures her. and maybe he catches her staring at the gift a few times, a look of guilt in her eyes and it breaks his heart a little to see

so he decides to fully embrace the fact that she’s his present to make her feel better. he keeps randomly demanding kisses or cuddles. maybe he wants her sat on his lap even though there’s plenty of space. maybe he even jokingly puts his greens on her plate or gives her a few extra sprouts because he doesn’t want them and she just laughs and eats them for him

and it does ease some of the guilt in her and lando is happy to see her finally smile and act a little more carefree than she did when he gave her the gift🥹

#cece answers #lando.thots

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Omg I’m so sorry for raiding your inbox this is like the 3rd anon post I’ve made today😭 but lando is 1000% the type to say “please baby just the tip” and we all know how that ends🙁

Lando thinks he’s playing a silly trick and that you didn’t suspect a thing (whole time you knew he wasn’t gonna actually keep his word but you can’t resist him you’ve been dickmatized🙁). He’s following behind you, whining and begging, he’s only in his grey sweats at this point, no shirt and they’re hanging low on his hips so you can see his v-line and the obvious bulge he’s sporting. He’s all like “please I promise I won’t go all the way” as he corners you against the kitchen counter with his chest against your back as he presses kisses into your neck. He knows he’s worn you down when your shoulders slump and you sigh and he’s trying to hide his grin as he cheekily moves your panties to the side and pulls himself out of his underwear before rubbing against you. At first he listens and only the head of his dick is inside you but you’re so warm and wet and you’re washing the dishes in your cute lil outfit and you feel sosososososo good and oh no he’s balls deep inside you in one thrust his fingers rubbing against your clit and you’re bent over the sink moaning and clutching the delicate dishes so they don’t fall omg how could this happen, he really did try omg💔🤵‍♀️🙁🙁🙏🙏

don’t apologise at all!!! I love them!!!

BUT THIS BOY WOULD BE A MENACE!!! he’s just so whiny and he promises, he swears he promises. but then he’s slipping in and you’re taking him so well and honestly, it would be illegal to stop just at the tip🫠and the way that you’re moaning when he’s hitting so deep inside you, he just absolutely melts at the sound and loves how you’re gripping the edge of the sink so desperately

#cece answers #lando.thots

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i can’t stop thinking about messy and desperate sex with lando when he comes back home from the triple header 🤭 that boy would be so needy and it would probably end with him cumming in his pants after a few minutes of making out

PLEASE🫠needy sex with lando would just be so ahshsvshsbnana

this man isn’t scared to get a little messy, to be pressed up against you and his hand tucked between your legs until you’re dripping down his wrist🫠or even just the way you make him come in his pants but get down on your knees to clean him up. the boy would be whimpering and whining as you’re gagging on his dick, drooling and slobbering over it but it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen, just how eager and desperate you are and it just matches his enthusiasm

#cece answers #lando.thots

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Soft Lando time

somehow in the sweep of getting him to the hospital asap, you got left behind, so you’re hanging out at the garage until… he comes back? you don’t really know, you just hear that he’s okay at the same time as the rest of the team through the headset and keep rooting for Oscar and for Carlos as the night goes on

when Lando spots you on his return, he gravitates toward you like a magnet and starts mumbling into the crook of your neck how sorry he is that he didn’t have someone come to get you and you reassure him that he was disoriented and there probably wasn’t room for you in the ambulance anyway and the two of you go back to the hotel where you order late night room service breakfast and promptly pass out before you can even think about taking your clothes off in a sexy way

which is why you think you’re dreaming when you wake up in the morning to Lando kissing his way down your body and you ask him “shouldn’t I be the one giving you head? didn’t this whole weekend suck for you?” and he just smiles, shakes his head, and dives in

baby boy needs rest, not sex right now😭😭😭😭if anything, I could see him maybe just sliding into you but not moving as yous fall asleep because maybe you both want that reassurance he’s okay and he’s alive and he’s here and it’s just🫠🫠🫠

#cece answers #lando.thots

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lando and reader have a small christmas dinner with their grid kids. it somehow turns into alex and george rocking up with gifts and snacks, followed by max and charles, who originally had a padel double date planned with alex and lando, but when both of them bailed, they were all “🤨🤨🤨” and invited themselves 

daniel ends up coming because he has separation anxiety and can’t be away from max and lando for too long. meanwhile lando absentmindedly mentioned to carlos that they were having a dinner, which carlos took as a invitation because lando?? having christmas without him?? unheard of 

yuki comes because he doesn’t trust lando and reader’s cooking so he’s taken it upon himself to make sure no one gets food poisoning. and since yuki’s going, pierre also comes because he’s got attachment issues too, and charles needs his friend gossip buddy. charles spilled the beans to seb, who convinced lance to go so that his little friend can make more friends 

NOT THE LANCE LINE😭shut up, don’t put me in my lance feels rn. I’m not emotionally stable for that🥹

but oscar and logan definitely feel territorial over lando and reader’s attention through the whole dinner

#cece answers #lando.thots