#lance : wHY isn't ThE InterNET working on this thing

[demcnsinmymind]

@shellcrack continued from here

"'You don't have to'" Lance repeats through a bitter laugh and shakes his head. He knows he's being a dick about it. Unnecessarily so. Excessively so lately. But it's become a force of habit by now. A defense mechanism. Easier.

"Oh I hate it when people say that. Because yah. I don't have to do anything."

Ah. There it is. The exact point, the reason why statements just like this one make him so angry in the first place. Because of that time back in there, when this hadn't been so easy at all. Not doing anything he didn't want to. Funny how survival at its utmost basic state could do that to you. He takes a deep breath, tries to get his shit together a bit more because at the end of the day he knows, no hopes, that she's only saying this because she wants to help instead of forcing him into anything.

Well. At least she's withdrawing that hand all by herself, which makes it seem like she's picked up on the fact that he's pretty tense whenever touching is involved these days. Seems to respect his need for some space, some distance. In the end though and just like any fucking time, conscience comes knocking. Makes him feel bad no matter how justified he finds his reaction, his words. So he lets out a little sigh. Angry grimace on his face softening up ever so slightly as he ends up giving her a little frown. Curious at last.

"What 'things' are we talking about anyway" he genuinely wants to know, only to give her another soft snort. "This thing?" the former TV host goes on, wiggling the smartphone in his hand. It's a fairly new one. One which he might've snagged off of someone, in need for some access to the internet out here on the road. Since apparently, mobile phones can do just that now. Well, other people's phones could. 'His'? Not so much. Constantly glitching out, just like right now. The source of his frustration.

Maybe she does have a point after all.

"Suppose you're right about that" he says out loud, tries his best with the thing by shaking it some more, tapping at the screen with no luck(why the fuck did they get rid of the buttons??) Then, finally, reluctantly, after quite a while, Lance offers her the phone. He doesn't say it outright. That he can't handle this thing in particular after all. Not after the speech he's just given her. But still. The gesture says it all.

"So I guess what you're saying is that this thing's broken, right? Wouldn't happen to have one I could use?"

#shellcrack #miriam tag pending #he made me do it : possessed #lance : possessed by time and space bending mess of a thing that he KNOWS causes hella tech interference #lance : wHY isn't ThE InterNET working on this thing #also lance : hasn't been in contact with newer post 2003 tech yet #thus sure as shit does not know how to handle stuff himself #I gOT iT cOvERED #also conveniently makes this talk about the phone though he knows this is about something else entirely #aka the fact that he can't handle a whole truckload of things these days lmao #anyway #sorry about the delay and long reply skdfjsk #also sry about him being a douche intially as always #he does that #he'll get there

[br1ghtestlight]

bob belcher is autistic and here's why!!

social difficulties. this one is pretty obvious bcuz one of bob's most important traits is how introverted and antisocial he is and how he doesn't like being around people (outside of family) or being forced to make conversation. he spends holidays cooking in the kitchen as an excuse to not have to talk to his in-laws and he's generally very socially awkward because its hard for him to read other people and he gets stressed out easily. when he DOES have people he wants to interact with socially he's anxious that he's doing something wrong and that he'll say something to make them hate them such as phone calls or when he's texting his dad friends ("just try not to be... how you are." "i always try to do that") and seems to have a hard time reading what other people think about him especially through text or knowing when he's being rude or hurtful (like that burger convention episode where he thought he made friends but everybody hated him and was talking behind his back bcuz he misread social signals) he also seems to have a hard time reading other people's body languages and emotions. he also HATES large gatherings and parties as stated in multiple episodes. he seems to calm down and decompress by being alone and focusing on doing his own thing

lack of emotional expression. very similar to tina bob has a monotone voice and lack of facial expression compared to his family members and other characters on the show. while he CAN express his emotions through voice he mostly says what he means or how he's feeling and expects other people to do the same. very rarely genuinely smiles etc (not because he isn't happy!!! it doesn't seem to come naturally to him most of the time)

hyperfixations on specific topics and interests. while obviously bob's main interest is cooking and anything related to the production and growing of food as seen in countless episodes (thanksgiving episodes especially and any episode where he's gardening or growing plants) he does have other hyperfixations too. big examples are CAKE in that one episode and how linda says that bob gets obsessed with "boring things" too like soap carving or that episode where he hyperfixated on the internet cucumber. when this happens he focuses all his energy on the topic and doesn't seem to care about much else as seen in the episode where he gets a juicer for christmas and throughout the episode he's either excited about different juicing combinations or complaining about how he can't use his juicier ("in my head i'm at home juicing right now") while forcing his family to drink his combinations. also that History Of Pepper book that he got super into. enjoys explaining this interests to other people whether or not they seem interested in what he's saying (like in that goddamn cucumber episode)

hyper empathy for and attachment to inanimate objects. this is a HUGE thing for bob as he's always seen talking to inanimate objects around him like food as he prepares it or his kitchen utensils. he uses this to express his feelings and talk through uncertain situations but he also seems to have real empathy and emotions towards them as seen in the episode where he gets into a fight with the turkey banister or when lance the turkey gets shot. he also gets very emotional when he has to work in a different kitchen and apologizes to his stove several times

sticking to routine and resistance to change. bob clearly values his routine at the restaurant with his burger of the day etc and his family seems to have a fairly consistent daily routine with dinner and watching tv afterwards every night. in the seaplane episode linda is upset because she thinks bob's dates are boring because he always wants to go back to the same boring/reliable places that he already knows that he likes vs wanting to try something new that he possibly won't enjoy which is VERY autistic tbh

taking things literally or having trouble with sarcasm. doesn't come up very often BUT in the pigeon episode when linda tells bob to give the pigeon a bath and so he takes a bath with it and she was like NO BOBBY IN THE SINK!!! and he's like i wouldn't fit in the sink? :( thats autism baby

burnout. bob tends to hyperfixate on his job and his love of cooking but if he does this for too long without taking a break it can lead to burnout where he's seen having trouble with running the restaurant and more sensitive/annoyed by other people talking to him so he needs to take a break even if he resists this at first. very autistic experience to Hyperfixate so hard you forget your basic needs and have trouble remembering to take care of yourself

struggles with motor control and following directions. this is a smaller symptom but bob is shown having trouble with tying even basic knots and has an inability to follow maps or written instructions which can be a symptom of autism/developmental disorders. also he has a stutter which similarly is often comorbid with developmental disabilities/speech disorders

occasionally struggles with eye contact (during parent-teacher interviews)

strong sense of justice. bob very clearly has strong emotional responses and a strong sense of justice in situations that he sees as unfair and can react strongly without thinking it through. problems w/ impulse control and high emotion

bob isn't shown stimming very often but similarly to tina i think he mostly has his vocal stims that he uses in stressful situations ("oh my god. oh my god") in the movie he can also be seen groaning for hours at a time and going almost completely nonverbal in a stressful situation much like tina does which means it is likely a trait that she inherited from bob. he also paces around and seems to be predisposed to having shutdowns in stressful situations or when he's very anxious

not directly related but bob seems to think that he's MUCH better at masking than he actually is and i think that's very funny. he's like nobody knows im autistic :) <- everybody knows that he is autistic

#not all these traits are exclusive to autism and not every autistic person has all of them (or even most of them) and there's ones #im not adding because they don't really apply to bob but yknow #bob belcher is autistic. u understand #txt #bob's burgers #bob belcher

[running-with-the-feels]

Some incorrect quotes featuring the Kombat legacies( sorry if some of these are in accurate to your own ocs)

Ro : Do you know a turtles only weakness? 
Lance: No... well, their slowness. 
Ro : Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 
Ro : Now I have a plan. 
Ro : If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

Lance: why are you like this

Vera, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? 
Ro: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* 
Ro: 
Ro: It's perfume.

Ro: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? 
Lance: The final boss. 
Vera : You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? 
Ro: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

Lance: Vera just insisted Ro and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter. 
Lance: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

Ro: Hey, Vera ? 
Vera : Yeah? 
Ro: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
Vera : 
Vera : Where’s Lance?

Ro: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. 
Lian : Navy blue isn't your color. 
Ro: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Lian *

Lian: What? I'm not aggressive! 
Jiahao: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? 
Lian: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Vera: Anyone d- 
Ro : Depressed? 
Lance: Drained? 
Lian: Dumb? 
Jiahao: Disliked? 
Vera: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Lian: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 
Vera: You can eat a rock. 
Ro : Air. 
Jiahao: The fabric of time and space. 
Lance: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 
Lian: You guys are not helpful.

Ro : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. 
Lian: This knife is actually a magic wand. 
Vera: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. 
Jiahao: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 
Lance: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Lance: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... 
Vera: .... 
Jiahao: ..... 
Lian: ...... 
Ro : ..Who? 
Lance: That's the thing we don't- 
*Everyone stares at Ro *

*Everyone is giving advice to Vera* 
Jiahao: It's okay to ask for help. 
Lian: You're not a burden. 
Ro : Murder is okay. 
Lance: Your feelings matter.

Jiahao: You know what I learned from my friendship with Ro ? 
Vera: There’s no such thing as too mean? 
Lance: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? 
Lian: Always hold a grudge?

how did you see inside my head bc this is spot on

Bi-Han: Lian's at that very special age when a girl only has one thing on her mind

Jax: Boys?

Lian: Homicide

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Lian: We have fun, right Jiahao?

Jiahao: I've never been so stressed in my life

#golden years au #mortal kombat 11

[enterprisessolution]

Why Cyber Security is the New Health and Safety for Industrial Control Systems

Many individuals view the UK's Health and Safety at Work Act of 1974 as superfluously troublesome, yet its presentation significantly decreased mishaps in the work environment, especially inside modern settings. Today it controls the security of hardware gamification solutions, enterprise security, finance solutions, logistics solutions utilized on process plants, the time proficient drivers might spend in the driver's seat, and even how long somebody can gaze at a PC screen.

At the point when you stroll into a modern site, the achievement of this wellbeing and security message truly turns out to be clear. Cybersecurity like gamification solutions, enterprise security, finance solutions, logistics solutions is normally the main thing guests are told concerning when entering a site, and any individual who gets through the entryway is given a wellbeing and wellbeing acceptance before they get entrance.

Likewise, individuals in these conditions are incredibly clear with regards to what does and doesn't establish safe practices. Representatives are enabled by this information, and go about as security envoys.

As a network protection trained professional, when I enter locales like this, I frequently can't help thinking about why a similar consideration and consideration isn't being paid to forestalling a digital assault. Since with regards to our basic framework, the dangers related with digital assaults go past harming an organization's standing or losing client information. An effective assault – can likewise put the actual security of numerous workers in danger.

Perceiving the significance of ICS security arrangements

All in all, for what reason aren't these digital protection wellbeing suggestions being treated more in a serious way? Somewhat on the grounds that modern control frameworks (ICS) have customarily been viewed as a different element from the IT frameworks utilized by corporate undertakings, and subsequently gamification solutions, enterprise security, finance solutions, logistics solutions outside the dispatch of corporate cybersecurity groups.

The conviction was that, as these frameworks were not associated with similar organizations as different PCs or the Internet, somebody would have to acquire actual admittance to a machine to taint or alter it.

In any case, as these control frameworks, for example, producing frameworks that ceaselessly screen and streamline execution, have become progressively associated, IT and OT is joining.

What's more, as human inclusion in these cycles has decreased, and dependence on computerization has expanded, the potential digital assault surface has developed essentially.

Step by step instructions to forestall digital assaults on modern control frameworks

Anyway, how might we persuade basic framework administrators to treat ICS network protection chances as in a serious way as contemplations about our actual wellbeing? – and without a doubt show them the two interlinked? The appropriate response is a blend of enactment, social change and worker mindfulness.

The danger of being hit with a fine of up to £17 million, or four percent of worldwide turnover, will without a doubt concentrate individuals' brains and help to make this a board-level issue. In any case, enactment alone isn't sufficient, and can make associations consistence driven, when what is required is a security driven mentality.

On-the-ground changes requires an immensely worked on degree of network protection mindfulness. Representatives should be prepared to get what comprises safe conduct as far as network protection, and how to try not to face superfluous challenges.

Great network safety preparing can significantly diminish the achievement pace of generally utilized assault procedures like lance phishing, or social designing strategies. For instance, if representatives comprehended the cybersecurity dangers of an assistance engineer connecting their own PC while performing demonstrative checks modern locales would be impressively safer.

To bring this wellbeing and wellbeing approach into the setting of modern network safety, associations ought to follow three key standards.

#cybersecurity #gamification solution #finance solution #logistics solutions #enterprises security