#kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

dex dizznee headcanons

★ mars thoughts — alternate title is dex (marlees version) <3

★ warnings — theres like. a mention of the maze runner so spoilers for the death cure (book/movie 3)!!

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okay so

he is actually the funniest and most sarcastic person ever

he can’t go five minutes without making fun of something or someone (affectionately) or saying something that makes the whole room burst out laughing

HE IS DATING KEEFE!! KEEFEX IS REAL

actually no scratch that he’s simultaneously dating both jensi and keefe it’s polyamory <3

also btw he has a super great music taste (the banner for these hcs <3)

like mainly he listens to old songs sophie showed him, mainly sad ones

his favourite artists are frank sinatra, brenda lee, nat king cole, elvis presley, elton john, ABBA, david bowie, joan jett, TLC, october country, madonna, weezer….

but he also likes some newer artists!! like taylor swift, lana del rey, clairo, mac demarco and stuff like that :))

he shamelessly lovingly bullies people for this music tastes, telling them “your homework is to listen to some real music. get inspired.” (THE BANNER) and hands them a list of artists he listens to that he basically just carries around for the purpose of that

btw he’s the kotlc equivalent of irish. i dare you to tell me otherwise.

he gets it from keslers side of the family, and he owns a kilt but will never ever EVER wear it because according to him “it’s a disgrace to humanity”

his accent always makes people laugh, like because all of his friends have either no accent or different accents it doesn’t really come out with them, but sometimes it’ll poke through and people will laugh

or they’ll ask him to read some insane sentence in his accent and he’ll do it because he loves it when people laugh cause he did/said something funny

also this guy is PETTY and JEALOUS and has slight ANGER ISSUES that he picked up from fitz

real quick: separate hc that dex picks up stuff from his friends without realizing it

he once went and rewrote a whole essay just to prove a point to fitz

and he once filled keefes shoes with rice because he talked to sophie for 6 minutes and dex for 3

and he once got pissed than his shoes were muddier than usual

i love flawed dex

k moving on

remember when i said he’s always making fun of people affectionately?? yeah i have more to add about that

like he’s still very funny and known for his loving bullying, but he knows exactly what and what not to say and when or when not to say it

he genuinely cares about the people around him, and when they need to. uh. idk talk to someone?? he’s there and knows exactly what to say and waits for an opportunity to say something mean, but in a way that it’s clearly a joke and will cheer the person up a bit

now, if he made the person upset, he immediately feels terrible and tries to make it right cause he’s able to admit when he made a mistake

if someone else made that person upset, they better pray he never finds their ass because they will be in tears by the time he’s done making fun of them

he’s rlly good at pinpointing who likes who, who doesn’t like who, and can also easily tell who likes him and he considers this his superpower

one time he gripped biana on the shoulders and said “biana. you like sophie.” and then did the same to sophie later

also this mf is BLIND. he refuses to wear glasses because he doesn’t like the way he looks with them

but he wears contacts

and he will never tell anyone this.

he can’t cook for shit, but he CAN bake!! because it has fractions and he’s good at math

he kinda just makes cupcakes and brownies because their keefes and jensi’s favourites

he has been known to blast the mamma mia soundtrack and/or evermore at 2am

his favourites are dorothea and SOS

oh btw i know if said the dizznees have hooked noses before, and i stand by it.

doesn’t matter what you say, the dizznees with the exclusion of kesler and inclusion of edaline, have hooked noses

and he is not! insecure about it! he likes his nose because according to him, he can, “smell everyone’s bullshit from a mile away”

he doesn’t read a lot, but when he does it’s hard to get him to stop

most of them are human books sophie has on her bedside table

he likes murder mysteries and dystopian novels <33

specifically the maze runner and a good girls guide to murder

he sent sophie a 8 page long double sided paragraph about how angry he was when (MAZE RUNNER SPOILERS) newt died

and another one that was even longer about how much he loves ravi singh

his room is almost always messy

he doesnt have the patience (or enough ability to care enough) to clean it

tbh dex seems like one of them mfs who kisses peoples cheeks as a greeting/goodbye.

like he’ll lean in and just mwah <3 and then he says bye/hi like it’s nothing

he’s very big on platonic kisses

ALSO HES SUPER CLOSE WITH HIS MOM

can be classified as a mommas boy

if dex knows something, juline knows it too and cue the judgemental stares

oh btw he’s either 5’5 at the tallest or 5’9 at the shortest

all the dizzneses are just rlly fuckin tall. not including kesler. tall juline is love tall juline is life.

in my head, and because shannon canonically said at one point that dex was tall, and he’s tall in the official art, he’s a little shorter than fitz

but like only by a little

fitz is 5’11 and 1 cm

dex is 5’10 and 3 cms

yes fitz holds a ruler over his head when they argue

he also adores flowers

sometimes he’ll grab one of his siblings or parents or maybe even one of his friends and they just go on a walk somewhere he can collect a shit ton of flowers

he makes bouquets for his friends and says something mean as he hands it to them

idc what you say he has curly hair he gets from kesler

one time he fucked up while he was messing with something and it had purple streaks for a week

he actually didn’t look that bad but he never lets anyone bring that week up

i always pictured him with light blue eyes but. listen imagine him with dark eyes

when he gets excited you can see them light up and become all sparkly and glittery

that works for both light and dark eyes but shhhh

a huge lover of the 60s-70s era

mainly the early 70s

oh and he sleeps with 8 million stuffed animals thanks for coming to my ted talk

taglist: @literaturewithliz / @presidentroarie

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[spaceagebachelormann]

“jensi and dex have never even spoke” silence scoundrel.

#dexsi??? jenex?? #WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SHIP #everyone send jensi x dex requests rn. #THEM!!!!!!! #kotlc!! 🦢👁 #marlees most random thoughts

[spaceagebachelormann]

can i be the keeper of the lost cities fandoms dex dizznee guy

#please #its me im the dex guy #appoint me as the dex guy #marlees most random thoughts #dex (marlees version) 🌷 #rizznees (marlees version) 🤍 #kotlc!! 🦢👁 #dex dizznee #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc

[spaceagebachelormann]

kotlc mutuals help me decide what taylor swift songs dex would listen to that arent dorothea or new romantics or enchanted

#marlees most random thoughts #kotlc!! 🦢👁 #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #dex dizznee #LOUD INSANE SCREAMING

[spaceagebachelormann]

did i ever tell any of my kotlc moots about my headcanons that all the dizznees (+ edaline, excluding kesler, live laugh tall juline) are just rlly damn tall

#like they tower over everyone and nobody knows why #marlees most random thoughts #rizznees (marlees version) 🤍 #dex (marlees version) 🌷 #kotlc!! 🦢👁 #keeper of the lost cities #dizznees #dex dizznee

[spaceagebachelormann]

Just a thought but-

Do you think Jensi should manifest as an Inflictor or be Talentless and really good at chanelling bc yes?

I CUOLD TALK ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS

okay so i think jensi should be talentless!! since everyone in the main group has talents, itd be nice to have someone talentless. but so he’s not left out of anything he’s rlly good at channeling <33 also i want a dex-jensi-marella trio where they all just fight people who make fun of talentless and recruit an army of giraffes on drugs to trample them

#i love jensi babblos #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

i just remembered in october 2022 i wrote a whole fucking essay on what kotlc characters would wear to and do at a masquerade after getting into phantom of the opera

#who wanna hear it ‼️ #marlees most random thoughts #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

i'm rereading neverseen <3

THATS MY FAVOURITE ONE <33

#clementine 🐙 #mars silly little mutuals <3 #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

what's ur number one favorite kotlc ship? mines jensi x dex or fedex or keefex or really any dex ship with the main character group other than lihn, sophie, stina, maruca, or glimmer (what's her other name i'm completely blanking rn)

hmmm. honestly i ship basically anything that isn’t problematic

but i’m really big on keefex, densi, and kesline <33 and ofc marphie because it’s definitely canon and yes

#clementine 🐙 #mars silly little mutuals <3 #dex (marlees version) 🌷 #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

i have playlists of taylor swift songs for all the kotlc characters....

do you want the song list for dex? (their on apple music bc i hate adds)

ABSOLUTELY

also apple music is a blessing from god i have never used spotify in my life

#clementine 🐙 #mars silly little mutuals <3 #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

dex dizznee working on his stuff, claiming he’s fine despite his swollen red eyes and and runny nose and the fact he’s hallucinating. he doesn’t have a fever wdym? the black blob in the corner was always there

#i’m so funny #marlees most random thoughts #kotlc!! 🦢👁

[spaceagebachelormann]

hi kotlc people who follow me you should send me wylie and jensi requests because i love them !! 🙀🙀

#kotlc!! 🦢👁 #marlees most random thoughts

[spaceagebachelormann]

𝒕𝒂𝒈 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆!

#mars writing 🧈 - my writing

mutuals name + emoji - me talking to my friends!!

#mars matchups 🧈 - my response to matchup requests

#marlees presentations - me making random little presentations

#mar makes an incorrect quote - incorrect quotes

#marlees most random thoughts - random little thoughts i have

#mars book reports - me talking about books i’ve read

#marlee the glue gobbler - my talks about inedible things i’ve eaten

#marlees ocs - my ocs

#marlee begging for asks - me begging for requests

#mars saves 🧈 - other shit

#mars important stuff ☹️☹️ - announcements or things that are important

#mars silly little mutuals &lt;3 - my favourite people ever

#mars lovely cretins &lt;3 - my emoji anons!!

#mars lovely anons &lt;3 - my regular anons

#[🌙] - mars gn posts - my goodnight posts!!

#kotlc!! 🦢👁 - me talking about kotlc

#!! 🔭 space 🪐☄️!! - me talking abt space

#!! scooby 🚙🐕 !! - usually just random screamining over scooby doo

#grishaverse!! ♠️🔪 - me talking about the grishaverse

#mars fic recs <3 - favourite writings!!

#dex (marlees version) 🌷 - random dex dizznee ramblings

#rizznees (marlees version) 🤍 - random ramblings about the dizznee family

#ziggy fucking screams 🌷 - random nonsense, usually in all caps

#mars writing 🧈 #mars matchups 🧈 #mars saves 🧈 #marlee the glue gobbler #marlees ocs #marlees most random thoughts #marlees presentations #marlee begging for asks #mars book reports #mar makes an incorrect quote #[🌙] mars gn posts #marlee organization <3 #mars lovely anons <3