I'm imagining Alucard (Hellsing) screaming, "Yes! This IS a JoJo reference!" while Jonathan's just staring at him in bewilderment and asks what the fuck JoJo is and it's all because of you.
All according to keikaku, Anon >:}
In all honesty it'd be fascinating to see Jonathan Harker (novel) trying to navigate Hellsing (manga/anime/abridged series)
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Alucard being used as a blithe pin cushion for the kukri becomes a running gag. He starts collecting all of Anderson's leftover bayonets to leave them at Jonathan's door like a cat gifting dead birds.
Alucard, full Count Voice (tm): "In case you need a spare, my friend."
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Jonathan: "You're descended from Abraham van Helsing?"
Integra: "Hellsing, yes, that's what I said."
Jonathan: "Helsing."
Integra: "Hellsing."
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Seras getting to enjoy having comparatively sane conversations with someone (bonus points for getting an adamant sermon about how her vampirism does not inherently make her a monster, Jonathan knows his shit here)
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I think he'd hack Walter into pieces after the big reveal. Just on principle. Not just for the present day betrayal, but the fact that once upon a time he'd risked the life of a child for the sake of his ambition. That shit doesn't fly.
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The Millennium Group, though. Oof. Oof. In any universe, anyone who even marginally messes with Mina, alive or otherwise, has to pay. Things gets ugly there even before he finds out they're Nazis.
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Anderson: "The Iscariot Organization's purpose is a divine one, dedicated to the destruction of unholy inhuman monsters who prey on humankind!"
Jonathan, remembering the nice lady who gave him a crucifix and the nuns who nursed him back to health: :)
Anderson: "Absolutely no exceptions! Ever! I'd carve that undead police girl into ribbons given half the chance!"
Jonathan: :( "...Well." 🔪
Alucard, 100% saw this coming, desperately wishes he could eat popcorn while he watches: "Rooting for you, Harker"
Jonathan: "You're next."
Alucard: "Here's hoping" :)
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