#kid toucher allegedly

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Ta-dah!!!!…

This just goes to show you Demonrats and Tessio Republicans (RINOs) really do exist

The uni-party cannot get this trash written in the lower House of Congress, so the Senate is going to do it themselves, and Joe Biden will sign it into law if it passes

This bill is not the will of We the People. Schumer, Lankford and Biden are treasonous

Enjoy the final loss of our republic yo

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okay one more question since you know more about the gods and vt lore than i do, what godly parents do you think for sally, billy, spencer, and sue? i’ve got a few ideas but i thought i’d run it by you first (is hades for spencer a good idea or is there a better fit for him?) also sorry for all the questions

I’M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED LAST NIGHT ACK

Okay so. For Billy it’s Apollo. Full stop. Easy out. Apollo is the god of music, medicine, and corvids like crows and ravens. Not to mention how he can gift people with visions of the future (the toilet toucher, who is a future version of Billy.)

I thought quite a bit what to do for Sue. I have about three ideas: Ares, due to her origins, Hypnos, due to her difficulty in completing things, or a Roman god and she was taken to the wrong camp by mistake. In canon Sue comes in both guns blazing and too late to do anything. Plus as soon as she’s adopted, she allegedly just locks herself in her room for a few months. Both of those are pretty Hypnos-y to me... She could also be a child of Demeter, honestly, she’s really connected to regrowth, animals, and starting anew. 

ANYWAYS. My other suggestion is take anything I said and make it Roman. No idea why Mr. D or Chiron would let it slide if they knew though, but then again maybe they didn’t considering she’d be unclaimed for a long period of time here and they had no idea Jason was connected to Jupiter or Rome even though he was like. Their poster boy. The Roman pantheon has Janus, god of doorways and new beginnings; Ceres, Roman Demeter; Fortuna, goddess of fortune; and Clementia, goddess of mercy, all sound cool to me. 

Sally is associated with many things, including tutus, fire, sparkles, demons, waffles, acting childish, being so destructive even mass murderers are scared of her, etc. When I made an au of this, I made her into a child of the goddess Hebe, the goddess of youth, since one of her biggest defining factors is how childish she is, and how a lot of her motives and “power” stems from it. Ares honestly works too though, especially how he’s portrayed in the Lightning Thief. Fiery but Naive, y’know? Also those dinosaur teeth in that museum exists and all I’m saying is that with the right godly patron (:eyes: at Ares, maybe?) Sally could get a legit dinosaur as a pet.

Hades for Spencer could work, personally I think there would be something interesting if he was an unclaimed kid who insisted his godly parent was powerful, and then he turned out to be the child of an escaped TITAN and a human instead. (since in pjo it is canon that several of the titans just wandered around on the surface for a time) There’s Kois, titan of intellect, Iapatos, titan of mortality, and Prometheus, who canonically appears to like humanity and is actually the titan of forethought. Being directly descended from a titan would make Spencer both a bit of an outcast, but also super powerful.

If we stick to the Hades thing though, people I do like it a lot, there are some fitting things here. In canon, Hades has three kids who appear, all of whom are displaced from a time before the “Big Three” all agreed to not have children. Spencer being displaced from time is nothing new, considering his origin story, and you have the ability to get really creative on where he’s from and why he hasn’t aged between that time period and now! Spencer is also known for being the most skilled in the Acachalla house with ghosts and spirits, and underworld connection would really help with that.

If you can’t find a reason for Spencer to be displaced in time or something, don’t worry, Hades isn’t the only god associated with the underworld. Dionysus, for instance, was considered an underworld god for a time because of his old origins back when he was first introduced to the Pantheon. (Dionysus originated in Greek culture through his cult being accepted into society btw fun fact.) Dionysus is also the god of madness, which I, personally, think is a fun fit for Spence. Persephone, before she married Hades, was a virgin goddess, and she seems to be maintaining that mantle in pjo so she’s off the table. Hypnos, Hermes, and Hecate are also all underworld gods. Kronos is also an underworld “god,” apparently if you’re still interested in the titan-demigod thing. But in all seriousness, Hades might be your best choice.

Idk tho dude, go crazy and have fun!