#katejeanerik secret alliance to help cover up their mistakes

[dayurno]

no but jean IS such a bitchy brother in law. he’s that guy the whole family inherits and can’t question in front of kevin but by god they don’t get it. picturing them being bitchy together forever is my favorite thing. i have this scene in a fic im working on where kevjean are older and graduated and visit wymack like a few times a year and they spend the whole evening glaring at the foxes from the kitchen window drinking wine. that is just so who they are to me

THEY ARE SO VERY LIKE THIS IT’S SCARY. i think it’s jean’s general guest star vibe that makes him so brother-in-law-coded. the foxes are always so very aware that he is not one of them. yes most of the other foxes date non-foxes but they don’t date EXY PLAYERS from OTHER TEAMS. as far as they are concerned jean moreau is enemy of the state number one until renee marries some fucking guy from the peace corps. after that jean is enemy of the state number two

do you know those tweets that are like “friends boyfriend is basically a subhuman species”? this is what it feels like to date a member of the foxes when you yourself are not part of the team. no one cares about your opinion about anything in the history of ever. you are tolerated the way circus animals are tolerated. you know that without a doubt these people would throw you under the bus if there was a zombie apocalypse. i need jean katelyn and erik to have a groupchat just the three of them like that one episode of modern family where the aggregated members of the prichetts manipulate the family into chosing italy for their summer vacation

dan: the ORIGINAL psu foxes have come into an agreement that this year the family is going to….. ITALY!

jean katelyn and erik who have spent the entire past year bringing italian dishes to group events and discreetly sneaking italian media into their homes: omg noooooooo :( you guys fucking suck :( we have no voting rights :(

#katelyn: dating a psu fox is great :) but they can be a tad bit…. judgemental #erik: almost punitive #jean: they are monsters. #ive amused myself too much with this idea #the fox wives….. outsiders….. tch #katejeanerik secret alliance to help cover up their mistakes #like that time katelyn accidentally brought almond cake to christmas entirely unaware #that allison was allergic #and erik ate it all so no one would find out #(to this day the man cannot see almond cake without wanting to throw up) #or when jean was pet sitting sir and king and king escaped towards the apartment complex #and him and katelyn spent two hours looking for her before kevin came back from practice #ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE. MARRYING INTO THE FOXES #you should only do jt for love because these people are eviil #asks #kevjean #foxes