#just remembered i had a massive crush on artemis through most of my middle grade years

[flammelikeshookdust]

Microdosing on hookdust content (cause I can't find anything I haven't seen yet) by going back to my old fixation on another smug dickhead fictional guy and the cool fairy he has an ambiguous relationship with (Artemis Fowl and Holly Short).

#i've connected the dot #just remembered i had a massive crush on artemis through most of my middle grade years #never had a crush on a fictional character that badly before or since and probably never will again #filthy rich teenage boy who only wears fancy suits and is smarter than basically everyone else #who wants to be mean and selfish but deep down has a good heart #has daddy issues #has pale skin and dark hair AND heterochromia in the latter books #AND he's friend with fairies #and he has a cool name #like that was IT for me at the time