#just out here picking off other elder millenials from the most unexpected sniper points

[snackugaki]

tmnt au doodlz

#tmnt au #did I give my April creepyyeha gear? #yes absolutely I fucking did #if you feel personally attacked by the outfits I gave Keno April and Jennika? #good #deLiA*s closet sends its regards #just out here picking off other elder millenials from the most unexpected sniper points #be thankful I didn't put her in jnco jeans #this close to putting Leo in the Hot Topic blue flame anime pop button polo shirt #iykyk #fuck it I'll do it because i am untamed and unstoppable #I have adult money now #but I am NOT paying the 90s revivalist kids 45 #for a babydoll tee that cost 6.99 in 96 on DePop #do I still kick myself for throwing out a big chunk of my closet once I graduated high school? #every time I see a Lisa Loeb fucking baby doll dress being sold as vintage 90s for FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS #granted the condition is great but I remember that shit being sold for 10 at Red Seagull #my tmnt au is also just an excuse to draw them in the clothes I wished I could wear when I was their age #TMNT is is technically only 2 years older than I am #give or take you go by their comic or cartoon debuts #they'll always be the cooler older kids to me