#just hatergirl things

[cannibalismyuri]

coming out as a passive jopper hater bc the insane level of capitalist pandering they did with s3 (with ERICA who is like. one of the worst, stereotyped portrayals of a black girl ive ever seen, bless her heart) was truly crazy. combine that with the copaganda and the general attitude of hopper in s3 which was played off as 'awkward loser guy doesnt know what to do with Feelings more at 8' was a bit .... Eh :/ to me. because it is so obviously a fictional character and show but like. disliking hopper/jopper bc of the ideals st is perpetuating and the fact that they arent compatible at All in s3 (to me, atleast) is valid. some ppl might just think that jopper is unhealthy and/or 'overrated'. because they do sort of pay a disproportionate amount of attention to jopper, compared to the other canon romantic ships (afaik, bc of the screen time counter) and that can be Weird, esp with the... how should i say this? balancer/savior role hopper takes in the relationship (we constantly see him placating joyce, sometimes even being slightly patronizing, and also they place a lot of importance on him saving joyce from a lot of stuff, which is cool and sick if it wasnt for the fact that it directly correlates with him being a cop, yk). and the general power imbalance bc he's a Cop and abuses his position of power constantly, and that is exactly Why anything that joyce does is seen as a #insane girlboss category 5 woman moment because she simply has the short stick in the power race and when she does manage to make an impact DESPITE her economic/social/'general uselessness in say in Major decision-making when it comes to authorities' shortcomings it is seen as an amazing win. hopper on his own is extremely fleshed out as well, because we get to see his arc play out with his relationships with his daughter and ex-wife and el and re-learning how to be a parent and how to not let love allude him, and that is lovely! it's so great to see the adults in the show being focused on! but joyce is absolutely disregarded and underdeveloped as a character of her own right outside of her relationships with hopper or her kids. we see that she is determined and a force to be reckoned with and that she cares very deeply for the people she loves and would go to insane lengths for them but all that doesn't Mean anything, because we never see a backstory for her. we never figure out who she is without her family or hopper, or what her motives and aspirations and emotional shortcomings and stumbles and mistakes are. for a character to be fully fleshed out, they need to be an interesting, refreshing and palatable character On Their Own without their relationships with other characters, and we just don't see that with joyce. like u have Thee winona ryder on ur show, and u forsake developing her character in favor of developing hopper's character with /not the best taste/ and causing her to be a blank slate of a mother, lover, woman and friend, but not a PERSON. all she's been reduced to is a Mother and Hopper's Girlfriend, and honestly, that's the worst decision they could've made in relation to her and her relationship with hopper.

anyway, all this to say; these are my thoughts on the matter, but i'm definitely not hating on people who enjoy jopper passively and DEFINITELY not any by/ler (the most predominant fandom im part of in the parent fandom of st) who enjoys them as a ship with their own dynamic separate from canon. because the by/ler fandom is NOT a monolith and nobody is obligated to agree with me or change their opinion if it doesn't align with mine or be forced to look at my opinion and feel bad for shipping anything. im not going to act Holier Than Thou for expressing my opinion and u should definitely continue shipping jopper if it makes u happy! as long everybody recognizes the copaganda and capitalist mindset grind propaganda shit in st (which is Pretty Obvious) and respects that while shipping what they want, i have no problem with it. all that is to say; peace and fucking love. can we (the by/ler fandom) stop fighting abt jopper we all have our own opinions this is bc we are Not a hivemind or a monolith and not obligated to have the same opinions relating to all aspects of st just because we happen to ship one thing. i am a hater and a lover

#anti jopper #<- i dont want the shippers to see a Big Ass Crit Post of their ship its not fair to them they ain't disturbing us. so stfu and let me be. #everyone who's ever talked to me outside of tumblr knows i have a strict no discourse no outright hating policy on this blog bc i wanna #remain a positive space in the st fandom. and this is the one and only time i'll be posting abt smth i dont like. #i am a MASSIVE hater abt st and other things as well. i am SUCH a petty bitch. but i want this blog to stay a sunshine rainbows place! #bc discourse is generally upsetting for everyone involved and the One Time i actually went hatergirl on here i got several death threats. #so respect that i will Not be speaking on this or anything else more ty bc ive had anons try to ask me for my Big Bad Opinions before and #like. no. no honey im not going to be controversial on main can we all just like our silly ship rb silly fanworks make silly fanworks . #anyway i do feel pretty passionate abt this so im making this a post but like. NOTHING ELSE. dont send me asks trying to ask for my opinion #unless i specifically ask for them. ok thx :) if u've read till here ur a real one and ily ! #stranger things (sara's version)

[faerune]

steve and diana have a Scare (tm) and diana is super happy that it was a false alarm but steve gets like really sad and distant and kind of angry with diana and she’s not the one to beat around the bush but she also knows that sometimes steve needs time to figure out what he needs to say

so finally she’s like what’s up? what’s wrong? and he finally fesses up that he’s sad that she was so happy about not having his kid and he gets it that she wants to finish all her degrees and get settled before they get married and all that but it just bummed him out

and steve is like i’m sorry i shouldn’t make you feel bad about prioritizing other things right now it’s what i love about you - you’re smart and ambitious and you do insane amazing things on the daily and diana is like no i’m sorry that i celebrated that i didn’t mean to hurt you and i want babies with you however many you want because they’ll have your amazing hair and be insanely smart so therefore they’ll be unstoppable and the best kids ever 

and anyways they agree that waiting is the best but diana tells steve that she loves that his priority is having a family with her and she so appreciates his support and love but she also encourages him to pursue other passions while they’re getting settled as Real Adults (tm) and a couple months later steve applies to community college :’) 

#pregnancy tw #babbles about reedington 24/7 #not that academics and careers are the only thing to strive for #family is steve's main priority and he feels good about that he feels good being a homemaker and i think #he lets a lot of that toxic masculinity go to be that way for his kids and diana #but diana also wants him to have things for himself! #and steve does to i think he just lost a lot of confidence over the years #maybe starts taking gen eds #thinks about a coach or teacher who never really gave up on him and had a huge impact #teaching has good hours (sometimes) for raising a family too.... #it clicks for him #also i feel like him working with kids is SO him #ship: loverboy and hatergirl #anyways what the fuck am i talking about

[fuumiku]

Aww isn’t it cute, Laios enjoys watching her sleep à la Edward Cullen /s  My favorite well intentioned freak with a streak of unintentionally being creepy

Some silly laimar doodles bc they’re my favorite popular rarepair. Shocked and appalled that the main girl x main guy urge to ship that people get skipped on these two out of all mangas… They have sooo many crumbs like just in the page I used as reference Marcille was ruffling his hair (his head, of course, resting on her laps like it’s the most natural thing) and she helps him undress from his armor like she knows how to do it soo well. Urghhh they make me bark, they’re so sickly sweet domestic. And like listen I am a rareshipper extraordinaire I have my crumbs goggles ON at ALL times, you can believe me when I say they have gigantuous amounts of crumbs. It’s the sort of “this series will make no couple canon but here is your narratively fated couple of character foils with 8 tons of deeply personal romantic subtext”. The dungeon masters narrative parallelism… Her nightmare, his succubus, the “her smiles keep me going”, the “mourning the same person together bc no one else gets the pain and the despair”, the life or death devotion, the way she’s so touchy n he has no concept of boundaries, the way she always instinctively goes to him first, the way he’s the one to talk her out of being the dungeon lord…  People just don’t want to see girlboss malewife winning, loverboy x hatergirl best dynamic I rest my case. I just want them to be appreciated more

Not the way Chilchuck isn’t. In a perfect laimar world I feel like he’d see the signs coming and be like… Oh no, dear god no, please no

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi fanart #laimar #marios #laios touden #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #also the magic lessons are pretty cute and lots could be done with them #I’M SCREAMING WHY DO THEY HAVE SO LITTLE FICS #sketch dump #fuumiku art

[willthewise85]

Sprolden fic master list!

I know many people have trouble finding sprolden fics so here’s a list! I will continue to update when I find/read more! Most of these are one shots so be aware! If you have any more, let me know and I’ll make sure I add them! (Purple=favs!)

Angst

Weeping angel- liverhaver

MICHAEL ANGST AHHHHHHHH

Safe with you- charliestopper

I love them so much it’s sickening

There for you- anonymous

MORE MICHAEL ANGST

Life Is Hard- kelyiar

MICHAEL ANGST HEHEHAHA Tw: suicide

Not the Skater’s Best- Strangling_Figs

This isn’t really Sprolden it’s just PURE MICHAEL ANGST RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

god’s very simple and love shouldn’t burn- Frommybedroom

There’s been no new fics in so long that this is like water in a desert

I’ll never drink again- charliestopper

THE MOST HEARTBREAKING SHIT THIS FANDOM HAS EVER PRODUCED!!! Literally everyone ever needs to read this. Tw: alcoholism

Fluff

Lightning in Our Fingertips Today (I Jump Each Time You Touch Me)- lavender_grav3yard

This is for everyone that agreed with me when I said that snow was Sprolden’s thing

Across the tracks- charliestopper

I never thought about Michael not being able to drive bc he’s blind but it makes sm sense

A night for us- charliestopper

Can you tell that I really like charliestopper’s fics?

Her eyes and Words are so icy( oh but she burns)- oceanchild/sofileall

Insomniac!Tori is so real

First kiss and it’s only because I love you- Sprolden

These are technically like a series or smth idrk

Loverboy and hatergirl- fusioon

Yeah they cute what about it

Your Head (and Hair) in my Hands- lost_to_words

Michael says “bloody hell” or smth like that in this and it reminded me how fucking British they are

Green and blue- kore538

Tori and Charlie being THE siblings ever

Matching Costumes- AboveTheFold

Cutie patooties

Post-Cannon

sprolden’s first pride- charliestopper

The tags honestly say it all

A very Sprolden Christmas- otherpeopleareallthereis

“Penny it’s not Christmas time” I DO NOT CARE.

Days better together- writerbitch_letsgooo

I am a hurt/comfort person @ heart

The Aftermath- ForeverBrainrot

I read this and then immediately subscribed bc I need to know the second a new chapter comes out

there's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me- ALilSakuraBlossom

I almost cried reading this ngl

Invisible String- Sprolden

I’m sooooo excited to see where this goes and so happy that the author is back

World Junior Speed Skating Championships- Sprolden

LITERALLY MY FAV FIC EVER OML I LOVE THEM AHHHHHHHHH

#solitaire #sprolden #osemanverse #tori spring #michael holden #fanfic #master list #Sprolden fic master list

[kelbreys-baseball-bat]

Kelbrey is by far my favorite ship in any fiction, ever. So much so, that when I was in the Omori fandom, I ended up writing fanfiction. The only fanfiction I have ever written. Seeing as this account has become active, I have decided to send it to you. Mostly because I still really like kelbrey and have a need to share this thing I wrote with more people. There's nothing weird in it, my brain would just not stop violently shaking until I had written some Adventures of Loverboy and Hatergirl.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41137701/chapters/103118595

SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS LATE BUT OMG!!! What an honor THANK YOU op. It is a wonderful fic genuinely and you PERFECTLY encapsulated them and how wonderfully STUPID they are about each other thank you I love it <33 I even doodled my fave scenes <33

Check the fic out for yourself, Kelbrey enjoyers!!

#baseball asks #kelbrey enthusiast times #burntans as we write #kelbrey art #'THEYRE SO GAY EVEN THOUGH THEYRE STRAIGHT' IS HILARIOUS TO ME and correct #though to me theyre not straight at all like. aubrey is so very bi to me and kel doesnt know what gender is so theyre very Not Heterosexual #but anyway GJFKDSHSKGHDA #aubrey wanting an excuse to talk to kel is PERFECT. YOU GET IT #like they always want to be in each other's company and interact. even if it was JUST BICKERING #because when they bicker they're still talking and being themselves and interacting and like #AUUGH #theyre in my BRAIN #they like each other and they dont even KNOW IT they dont REALIZE or theyre IN DENIAL its wonderful i love ships like that #and BASIL YOU LITTLE SHIT YOUUUU YOU KNOW. #AND HERO. BUDDY. YOU ALSO KNOW #he is the biggest kelbrey shipper. to me

[nattinatalia]

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yourusername We decided last minute to surprise daddy and join him on his last few shows. Him and princess couldn’t stop throwing hearts at each other 🥺🫶🏻I love my life 🙏🏻

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beberexha Awwww omfg need to meet the little ones soon 💗 enjoy your time with your hubby.

yourusername Yessss, when we shoot the video, we’ll plan something out. Thanks boo 😘💕

urbanwyatt I love you guys ❤️

yourusername We love you uncle nino 🫶🏻

druski2funny Way to flex on us on the jet dude. I thought you were getting it red????

hatergirl I would too flex the things I get because my husband is famous

yourbestiename Lmao you do know she makes music too right????

yourusername Naaa, I live off Jack and spend all his money and what not. Didn’t you know I had his kids to trap him into marriage.

jackharlow Wait I thought it was the other way around? I’m just keeping you for your money babe 😂

yourusername Lmao stop

urbanwyatt Can I keep you guys around for the money????

yourusername I would believe your ass if you wouldn’t make a face anytime I try to pay you for taking care of the kids.

urbanwyatt Why would you pay me for taking care of my goddaughter and nephew???

jackharlow We’re all together for the money don’t forget.

neelamthadhani Aww look at princess, and yes the heart signs was way too cute and the way she yelled “surprise dada we here” 🥺💗

yourusername She was too excited, she kept looking out the window and asking if we were there yet every 5 minutes.

jackharlow My baby 🥺💜

❤️

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jackharlow My babies surprised me before the show started today, was even able to spend some quality time with them. Forever thankful for this life I get to live. This is what it’s all about. 💜💜❤️❤️

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urbanwyatt ❤️

neelamthadhani Of course princess had to put you to work 😂 with that scooter

yourusername Her only demand was to have scooter time before “daddy acts silly singing”

jackharlow She thinks is silly now but when she’s older she’s going to think I’m cool 😎

claybornharlow You made mom cry with this post just saying…..

jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ 💔

claybornharlow She says thanks to y/n for inviting her but she couldn’t close down a business so she couldn’t join.

yourusername Tell her to let me know when she’s free and we’ll fly her out to us.

druski2funnny Damn you got it like that???

yourusername Yess all the money I’m stealing from my husband 💅🏼

jackharlow 💀💀💀

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urbanwyatt TWINS 💜💜 princess is always begging to get her pictures taken like her daddy.

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yourusername My babies 🥺🥺

jackharlow That’s my mini, all me 😊

yourusername Calm down show off 🙄

jackharlow Don’t get upset, little man is your twin 💙

yourusername My bubby, yes he is 🥺💙

yourbestiename 😂😂😂 She’s too much I love her

#jack harlow #jack harlow x reader #instagram au #baby harlow

[p-redux]

Hi, this isn't really a question but I stumbled across Tumblr after watching Outlander vids on YouTube (sorry I am an oldie, are they called vids?) Anyway to cut a long story short I think you are brilliant and the things you say make so much sense, thank you. I aren't one of those shippers things or Hatergirl etc., but I'll just say, aren't they going to look silly when the real truth comes out! Sorry if I have bothered you.

Hi, Anon, and thank you! The things I say make sense because I post the TRUTH hahahha. Just like the Highlander...there can be only one.

As for the REAL TRUTH...it's been out, Anon. Cait and Tony McGill are MARRIED and have a son together. And Sam continues to date different WOMEN. There it is. That's it. There's nothing more. Soooo, Extreme Shippers and Haters have looked silly for quite some time now.

Welcome aboard!

#samheughan #caitrionabalfe #tonymcgill #extremeshippers #haters #thetruth

[random-autie-fangirl]

I like making special tags for characters and dynamics so…

Characters:

Flowey/Asriel Dreemurr: little prince (…Saying this right now so I don't have to keep saying Flowey/Asriel all the time, whenever I say Azzy, it includes Flowey!)

The Narrator/Chara Dreemurr: what a strange child…

Frisk: Determined kiddo!

Kris Dreemurr: our unwilling protagonist

Red soul/Player: Just a floating heart? (Again, this one will just be referred to as Red going forward)

Ralsei: The power of fluffy boys

Susie: The power of mean girls

Noelle Holiday: dearest snow angel

Dynamics:

Chara and Asriel: brotp: angels or demons?

Chara and Frisk: brotp: hero and the narrator

Frisk and Asriel: brotp: not letting go

Chara and Gaster: brotp: void buddies

Frisk and Papyrus: brotp: Frisk the skeleton

Suselle: otp: I like scary things

Kris and Noelle: brotp: we're something else

Red and Noelle: I am your knight…and I will save you

Red and Ralsei: skies have been forever blue

Red and Kris: brotp: stuck in a get-along body

Kris and Susie: brotp: course you're coming with me

Kris and Ralsei: brotp: I want to know you

Susie and Ralsei: brotp: adventures of loverboy and hatergirl

Frisk, Chara and Asriel: hopes and dreams trio

Frisk, Chara and Kris: kfc squad

Kris, Susie and Ralsei: The fuck ass shit squad

Kris, Susie and Noelle: Lightner trio

Dess and Asriel, Dess and Noelle, Dess and Kris, Kris and Noelle, Asriel and Noelle: Holiday siblings

Dess and Asriel, Kris and Asriel, Dess and Kris, Kris and Noelle, Asriel and Noelle, Kris and Chara, Asriel and Chara: Dreemurr siblings

Dess, Asriel, Kris and Noelle OR Dess, Asriel, Chara and Noelle: two families in one

Dreemurr family: A perfect family

Parallels: Asriel and Ralsei: Different yet similar

Ralsei and Chara: Your humble servant (something Chara said that fits Ralsei's whole thing)

(Both of these are also tagged with Royal Advisors)

Bonus: The best of Chara takes- Chara fanmedia or meta which strikes me as particularly in character, in fitting with my headcanons or just plain good (which can be three different things)

Narrachara evidence- exactly what it says on the tin. Debunks of debunks, serious or not, others analysis or my own - you name it, it's there

#hey look! I did a thing

[faerune]

thinking about how many times steve and diana crossed paths in their lives prior to s2 and not knowing that that’s the future love of their life

#if u told diana she'd eventually be married to and have a bunch of kids with steve the hair harrington #she would have laughed in your face #steve would have said 'who? oh that girl?' #ship: loverboy and hatergirl #its about love sneaking up on you from the person you least likely expect #ESPECIALLY when you've spent so long trying to avoid love like diana has #a distraction useless just opens yourself up to getting hurt and yeah steve's eyes are very nice and his lips ARE probably soft- #diana really fools herself with the #i deserve a little fling before i go off to 'better things' #clown....played herself....