#just casually redirected a c4 explosion into hiraishin and did not even stop his lecture on appropriate behavior)

[mixelation]

the funniest take on "deidara is minato's oops baby" is actually one where

minato lives au where he survived the kyuubi attack but naruto and kushina didn't (this is still a comedy i promise)

minato doesn't find out about deidara until he's already a teenaged missing-nin

bc minato lost his family, he's EXTREMELY invested in being a Good Dad to this kid he just found out about

even if he's a screaming s-rank teenaged missing-nin

imagine you're deidara and you're just trying to make art but the fucking yellow flash is obsessed with you

minato: (teleports behind you) hey, son, i think we need to have a conversation about--

deidara who thought he was safe thirty feet in the air on a bird: (SCREAMING)

#minato: (wringing his hands) do you think he likes me?? #deidara: (currently dealing with the sheer terror that the guy who he grew up hearing horrifying stories about #just casually redirected a c4 explosion into hiraishin and did not even stop his lecture on appropriate behavior) #EDIT: also i should add that this idea came out of a conversation with tozettastone a very long time ago