#juno is reading realm of the elderlings

[itbelikethatsmetimes]

Royal Assassin should really just be called The Awful Terrible No-Good Sexual Escapades of FitzChivalry Farseer

Poor guy

Accidentally magically livestreams his first time to his uncle

Has his uncle accidentally magically livestream HIS sexual relations with his wife

Has a wolf companion who butts in during his first time

Said wolf companion literally controls him during sex while Fitz is knocked out cold

His gf compliments him for his sexual prowess only after Fitz was either influenced by Verity, or being controlled by Nighteyes, never when he's being himself lmao

#fitzchivalry farseer #farseer trilogy #juno is reading realm of the elderlings #realm of the elderlings #rote #royal assassin #verity farseer #nighteyes

[itbelikethatsmetimes]

Can't believe that Fitz manages to get laid for the first time, and manages to not just mentally livestream it to his wolf but also to his UNCLE.

#fitzchivalry farseer #realm of the elderlings #juno talks #juno is reading realm of the elderlings #nighteyes #verity farseer #royal assassin

[itbelikethatsmetimes]

ngl I started Realm of the Elderlings for the Fool and his queer shenanigans but I'm one book in and I'd give my life for Fitz

#juno is reading realm of the elderlings #juno talks #fitzchivalry farseer #the fool #rote #realm of the elderlings

[itbelikethatsmetimes]

I'm only halfway through Assassin's Apprentice but every time the Fool shows up I'm sitting there like

You go, you weird cryptid jester!

#juno talks #juno is reading realm of the elderlings #the fool #assassins apprentice #farseer trilogy #realm of the elderlings

[itbelikethatsmetimes]

Can't believe that Fitz manages to get laid for the first time, and manages to not just mentally livestream it to his wolf but also to his UNCLE.

#fitzchivalry farseer #realm of the elderlings #juno talks #juno is reading realm of the elderlings #nighteyes #verity farseer #royal assassin