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death-threats · 10 months

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What it says on the package, friends. Blowies for some One Piece characters. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Eustass Kid, Portgas D. Ace, Roronoa Zoro x GN!Reader cw: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Oral sex (male receiving), gagging, hair pulling, dirty talk, dacryphilia, reader referred to as whore + slut, facefucking, semi-public in Zoro's???, cum swallowing

Eustass Kid:

You couldn't help the tears that were rolling down your cheeks and the drool that was pouring out of your mouth as the fiery redhead used your mouth as a fucktoy. He was in one of his moods today and you agreed to let him take his frustrations out on you. It was a mutually beneficial situation you two were in; you'd behave and be a good little whore for him and he'd fuck the life out of you. Your jaw was starting to get sore but his thrusts weren't lightening up. The only time he'd slow up was when your nails would dig into the meat of his thighs nearly to the point of drawing blood. He withdrew himself from your mouth and took your chin in his hand, forcing you to look up at him. "What's th' matter? Can't be a good little slut for me anymore?" Kid rasped, his voice thick with need. Blinking the tears away, you shook your head. "T-too much." He huffed an incredulous laugh and rolled his eyes, weaving his hand into your hair and roughly pulling. "Fine. I'll let up a little. Don't you dare spill a drop of my come though, you understand?" He questioned, holding your jaw firmly. You nodded in response, too lust-addled to speak. "That's my baby. Be good for me, yeah?" He said, loosening up his grip on you to guide his swollen cock past your lips.

Portgas D. Ace:

The summer heat stuck to your bodies as you tried your best to keep quiet in your shared room in the inn. You finally had some time to yourselves on this quick overnight pit stop on some island in the East Blue. You ran yourselves ragged all morning and afternoon in order to gain some alone time this evening, and it was worth it. The orange lamplight reflected off of your puffy, saliva-soaked lips and your shining sex-blown eyes as you released Ace's cock with a wet pop. Your hand continued to work his shaft as you sucked and tugged on his balls just the way he liked. The sounds he was making was almost enough to get you off. "We have to be quiet, baby. Don't want everyone to be jealous of us." You murmured, placing light kisses to his flushed tip. Ace groaned and gripped the sheets that were bunched up on either side of him, his breathing sporadic. "Don't care. Let 'em all know how good you can suck me off." He said, an inclination of a smirk hidden in his tone of voice. You just grinned and raised a brow, returning that smirk of his in your actions. You took his impressive cock back into your mouth and his hips lifted off of the bed with the sluttiest moan you've heard him make to date. Yeah, the two of you will definitely be the butt of the crew's jokes come morning.

Roronoa Zoro:

You had offered to make drinks for everyone while Sanji worked on perfecting his plating and presentation out on the deck of the Sunny. It was a gorgeous day and everyone decided it would be a lovely idea to enjoy your lunch outside. You heard the kitchen door open and without turning around you announced, "I'm almost done, Sanji. Just have a few more drinks to go." Before you knew it, two large hands were on your waist and a pair of lips were on your neck. You nearly jumped out of your skin at the unexpected touch. "Guess again." A low voice said, one that you quickly recognized to be your lovers'. And that was how you ended up with the swordsman pressed against the counter with you perched on your knees in front of him, bobbing your head up and down on his dick. He wanted to fuck you properly but it was too risky so he suggested a blowjob, which you eagerly agreed to. Zoro weaved your hair through his fingers as he guided you up and down his length, hissing at the feeling of your tongue flattening against his shaft and teasing his weeping slit. You moaned against him, loving the taste of him. "That's my baby...fuck. Just like that." You two loved doing this in high risk places. It made your adrenaline flow like a sweet red wine. Zoro's breathing picked up in pace and you knew he was close. You'd done this enough times with each other that you picked up on one another's signs. His hand tightened ever so slightly in you hair and his hips stuttered a little as he emptied his thick load down your throat. You swallowed all he had to give you and stuck your tongue out afterward to show him. He grinned wickedly and lovingly smoothed your hair down. "That's my Y/N."

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deerydeerth-art · 6 years

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here’s a collection of shitposts my classmate has written into my school journal throughout this school year

please don’t read if you’re not interested in randomness and/or don’t like swearing... there’s a lot of it here

L❤VE ISN’T REAL!

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schedule for Monday:

suck a dick

suck a different dick

math

suck a dick again

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a “:(” on the 1st of September

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“LINDA IS GOING TO GET DRUNK” written on the break week

“WHY NOT? DRINK VODKA” as a reply to me saying no

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“LINDA IS GOING TO GET DRUNK!” written on my birthday

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Father’s day is crossed out and replaced with “DADDY ISSUES”

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apparently I took a course called “SHITPOST 101″ and she made sure to write it in my schedule on places where there originally were no subjects. some examples of homework and notes for this course include:

“did not come to the lesson. 1″ (1 is the worst grade, 5 is the best grade in Estonia btw)

“6″ (a grade that doesn’t exist)

“-7″

“5″

“12″

“TEST: GRAMMAR IS FOR LUSERS”

homework “dab on The haters”

““CHRISTMAS IS MADE FOR SATEN Writ 800 word esseii”

“you have failed the class”

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also there are names written on every day, we celebrate these kinds of “name days” here in Estonia idk if others do it too... but she once drew a circle around “Gloria” and then an arrow pointing to it saying “KILL THE SINNER”

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a “:(” on the Society Studies test note

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ADVENT IS FOR SINNERS

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“linda is gona get vaisted” to my zoology class’ evening party

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Having sex with yourself

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CHRISTMAS IS SATAN’S DAY (THERE IS NO GOD)

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I HATE CHRISTMAS

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LOVE ISN’T REAL! SO GROW THE HELL UP

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2018 WON’T COME BECAUSE THE III WORLD WAR HAS COME.

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BUSH DID 9/11!!!

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“:(” faces on every day of some weeks

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GET FUCKED

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“LEAVING CZAR RUSSIA” on 24th of February, which was indeed the day Estonia became independent from Czar Russia

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HAVE SEX WITH A DONKEY

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FUCK YOU LINDA

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MAKE SURE YOU BREATHE

I’M NOT AN ALIAN

BE HAPPY

DON’T BREAD

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SHIT INTO A BUCKET

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SEX WITH A BABOOOON

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ME NO ILLUMINATV (with a drawing of the illuminati symbol crossed out)

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one lesson is written as “METH” with a note of “SUCKING A DICK”

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I’m in all time lowwww lowlloow

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YASSS YAAAAAS Queen

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a drawing of a poo

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Having sex with bees

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Bible - very important book

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“Linda can grow [name of male classmate here] in the garden”

my addition: “ÕKAY”

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BLEU BALLS

don’t Google it

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20th of June is tagged with “TORTURE IS OVER”

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Her: “DO YOU LIKE WAFFELS? NO? - Lind, what the fuck?”

Me: “fuck you ❤ “

Her: “I wana fuck you to”

Me: “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “ (I literally drew this in my cursed school journal)

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FUCK ME IN THE ASS ‘CAUSE I LOVE JESUS

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I GOT 2 PHONES, ONE FOR THE BITCHES, OTHER FOR THE HOES

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Her: “Linda isn’t listening to me

PS you have faild shit post 101″

Me: “THANKS TEATCHER”

Her: “YOU’RE THE WORST STUDEND EVER”

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KISS

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“Pyth. Beaches” written next to triangles, and a heart is drawn over all the geometric shapes and formulas on this page

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I’M SO HATTERED

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Let’s do some meth

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this one is mine... I wrote “115 AH! THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE” at the end of the periodic table in my journal

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(SATEN LIVES)

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Get fuckt.

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fuck a tree

#profanity tw #tw #idk what else could trigger #but personally i think these are hilarious #that is why i wanted to share them #also to stave off my sleepiness #shitpost

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