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elparaisodetlaloc · 2 months

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#javon walton #jaden walton #fight & fate 🎶#endless story 🎶#lovely lips #squishy #a jawline for days #neat neck #jugularis sternalis #best biceps #pretty pecs #appealing abs #the tattoo inside my brain 🎶#beautiful back

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tedkazcynski · 3 months

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tears pooling in my fossa jugularis sternalis

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sinistercakes · 4 years

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Wang Haoxuan Weibo Update

Be careful ladies, you can get pregnant from that stare alone, even through your screen.

I love that mole on his suprasternal notch. (That’s the name of the dip in your throat between your clavicles; also called a jugular notch).

#wang haoxuan #weibo update #also know as a fossa jugularis sternalis #or neck dip

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huccimermaidshirts · 5 years

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The dip between Harry's collarbones

#i just learnt that it's called suprasternal notch or fossa jugularis sternalis or jugular notch #very informative #thank you harry for teaching me new things #I've been staring at it mesmerized for an inappropriate amount of time #that and the side of his neck where his hairline is and where it meets his tiny baby ear #I've been intently staring at it since yesterday #my post #jugular notch #I'm making this a tag😆😆😆😆

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themadvigilantist · 5 years

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look at those sternocleidomastoids, that fossa jugularis sternalis. that jugular vein! and the sharp jaw! like wow!

#mv: mungifs #orphan black #obedit #tatiana maslany #tatmasedit #alison hendrix #{how to be a vampire: look up neck vocabulary and call yourself out at where your eyes go to}#{season 2 episode 2 on ob and im still focusing on the jaw and neck}#vc: 11 1/2 #{v at someone's funeral}

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johnstagecomedycom · 4 years

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Sir Cums Alot

My last name is Stage and many people try making a joke with my name. I get variations on the same crap dealing with a Stagecoach. A stagecoach was most popular in the 1860′s. Doesn’t seem like a relevant joke and likely wasn’t funny to my ancestors in the late 1800′s.

I’ve never really had a good nickname. My Senior year in high school a couple of the guys called me Douche. Not a great nickname. I think it started out being like, “This guy’s a really douche.” It ended up being a fun thing we would yell down the hallways. “What’s up, Douche!”

When I first met my Brother-in-Law, he said his name was Grant, but I could call him G-Money. I thought, No, I probablywon’t do that. You shouldn’t be allowed to give yourself a great, cool nickname. Nicknames should originate from one of two places. Either something stupid you did as an adolescent or a physical flaw. Calling a fat guy “Tiny” is adorable.

I knew a kid in eighth grade that had a bit of a sweating problem. Every time he was a round this pretty girl named Amy his armpit would start to sweat. His left side would be dry as a bone, but his right armpit would sweat down to his belt-loop, so we called him Puddles.

They called one guy in high school Chico because he looked Mexican. It was a small town. There really weren’t any Mexicans living in town. Chico was the closest we had. He was actually Italian. He hated the nickname.

There was a kid in college everyone called Blue. I asked him once why they called him Blue and he said it was because his skin was so dark he looked blue. I said, “I’m going to stop calling you Blue.” He said he would appreciate that. They should have called him Purple; that dude was Ba-lack.

The best nickname was given to a kid I’ve known all my life. Sir Cums Alot. It was tricky around teachers and parents. We just called him Sir. Not as a sign of respect. Just to shortened it and not get in trouble.

The story goes that he and his first high school girlfriend made the decision to have their first sexual experience together. The girl’s girlfriend asked her what it was like and she said, “He cums...a lot.” So it came to be -- Sir Cums Alot!.

He covered her chest and stomach. There was a puddle in her jugular notch, her fossa jugularis sternalis, her suprasternal notch. Her belly button looked like an overflowing spring. He drenched her in jizz. He’s my hero and should be yours -- Sir Cums Alot.

He ended up becoming a corporate attorney in Colorado. When I visited Colorado, I called him to hang out. We ended up having to go to his corporate picnic. He promised it wouldn’t be so bad. We had some BBQ and beers. A crowd of his underlings gathered around him. They looked up to him as their leader. That’s because they didn’t really know him.

They didn’t know how he used to torment Stick Dick when we were kids. He used to be able to hit him with snowballs thrown from across the street. Sir Cums Alot had a deadly arm.

Stick Dick got his name after watching the 1980 Summer Olympics. He idolized Polish athlete Władysław Kozakiewicz after he won the gold metal in pole vault and gestured to the Soviets to go Fuck themselves. So Stick Dick was in the street with a tree branch held to his pelvic bone. He ran and hit the curb with the stick, flipping over. We all thought he broke his dick for sure. The name Stick Dick stuck. He’s working at a grain elevator and thinks Sir Cums Alot is the biggest prick on the planet.

After holding court at the company picnic, my old friend went to get us a couple of beers and one of his employees asked me how long I’ve known Sir. I’m like, “You call him Sir?” They all did. They asked how he got his nickname. I giggled, “You don’t know the story?” Well, I told them. There wasn’t a dry eye in the bunch. They were falling into each other, dropping their beers, leaning against trees to prevent from collapsing in laughter.

Sir handed me a beer and put his arm around me and said, “I’ve known this guy almost my whole life. Man, do I have some stories.”

A team members said, “We just heard one of them, Sir...Cums Alot.”

It’s an understatement to say he was really, fucking pissed. He was so mad. I couldn’t stop laughing. At first, it was the well played heckle from the guy that was sure to be fired. Then it was because Sir was so visibly angry.

We made up in no time. We got drunk that night. He saw it for what it was. His ego was going to survive.

It ended up working out for him. He got two promotions in two years. It may have been because he’s a fine lawyer, but it likely had to do with the fact he had a some folklore behind his name now. He’s good at what he does, plus he cums buckets.

#nicknames #dusche #funnyshit

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elparaisodetlaloc · 2 months

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