#joie’s brainrots !! ✩

[plague-of-nice]

I harbor so much affection for these angy grandpas

#joie ponders #squishing them like ''sMILE DAMNIT'' #in a more rambly note i spent so much time in c.rk today and went broke on coins redecorating my kingdom #it's not done yet but despite still being ridiculously below 30k decor points (for the stamp event) im happy with how everything looks :D #i am genuinely neck deep in da brainrot smjsjdjdbd

[petriquors]

hello maria my love!!! 24 + osamu please 🥰

joie, love, i know you know about my osamu brainrot at the moment and i'm holding you fully responsible. also food is a love language. yes it's my love language.

atsumu watches in pure confusion as osamu cuts right into the center of the dish that he ordered, and you do the same thing across the table from his twin.

"stop starin', tsumu," osamu warns, not even looking up.

then, he reaches to push half of his food onto your plate and take half from yours.

"what," atsumu gapes, "is happening? you never share your food."

osamu barely spares him a raised eyebrow, challenging him to say whatever it is that he's alluding to out loud. sure, it's not like you and osamu are dating, are in any way official, but, well, if he had to share a meal with someone, it may as well be you.

you, meanwhile, already have your first bite in your mouth, eager to see how this plays out. after all, watching your crush argue with his twin makes great entertainment.

"i'm not sharing; i'm getting to have two meals."

"i was stuck between two," you offer before atsumu can cut in.

"and i was stuck between the same two," osamu shrugs to atsumu's -- apparent -- befuddlement. in truth, osamu absolutely was not stuck between two, but he did want one of the two you wanted. so, he gets to have his meal with a side of seeing your smile.

and that's more than enough for him.

send an ask with a number from this list + a hq character and i’ll write a snippet!

#i got to use 'befuddlement'!!! #i love when i get to use dumb words and atsumu is perfect for it #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu fluff #hq headcanons #hq hcs #hq x reader #hq x you #hq drabbles #hq fluff #osamu fluff #osamu drabbles #osamu x you #osamu x reader #mailbag #mail from: esjoie #darlings: joie!

[plague-of-nice]

*twirls hair* hiii

Please come home next banner okay

#god his design is so... and he's so handsome... 😳 #joie ponders #my brain woke up and chose to brainrot over him lmao. wish i was kissing him rn 😩

[plague-of-nice]

(sickos voice) Yes... HAHAHAHAHA... Y E S... THE ANGRY PEEPAW IS BLUSHING

#brainrotting real bad over this man ✊😔 #joie ponders #they didnt have to give him the sharp teefs but here we are 😳 #i love him and his blend tool ass beard (affectionate) KSHDNFHKDHDKFJF

[plague-of-nice]

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Physically I am here, but mentally I am kissing Hoarah on his nose rn

#joie ponders #praying this doesn’t show up anywhere it shouldnt absksjsjdndn #listen- a warrior needn't soft shit like that but what if i spoil him with affection anyway #he deserves it #he's the quiet brainrot holder ngl. i dont talk about him but. i think about him so deeply and profoundly #...he's done so much. and yet got nothing in turn. #what use is a title of honor when the actions he did in the downlow bore the most weight #but even then it just....yknow. it just stabs him in the back. nothing ended well even when he's literally given up everything he was... #he was used as a fucking tool and for fucks sake it gets me riled up just mentioning it #oughh feeling emotions moment

[plague-of-nice]

brainrot is getting so bad that i just wanna hook up some friends with gk dudes i think might be their type

#joie ponders #i only have one friend that's into gk as well but naturally they're also somewhat moving out of the brainrot phase #i need to be not normal abt a buncha anime dudes with someone ksjdkdhdkbsjd

[plague-of-nice]

Escape King or no, he can't keep getting away with this

#KDNDMFN THE SECOND ONE WAS LITERALLY FROM A CLIP OF HIM JUST BLOWING KISSES AND FINGER-GUNNING BUT IT'S GOT ME ALL FLUSTERED #he's too damn cute i seriously can't handle it fr #joie ponders #S.hiraishi brainrot is real and im long gone

[plague-of-nice]

I nominate myself for the "Reorganize my self-ship blog" and "Revive self-ship about page" challenges

#ndndndk AUGH I SWEAR #i want to do it #but the heckin gw2 brainrot is strong that it compells me to linger in my sideblog instead ndkjdkd #joie ponders #i swear i still selfship and i still love my f/os very much

[plague-of-nice]

hating-gabi na... i have Crispin & Basilio thoughts pa rin 😔 If this isn't love, ano pa?

#sappy tagalog posting this midnight #anyways I'm gonna have brainrot of those two for a while probably #joie's trese rambling

[plague-of-nice]

Smirking is now illegal, for this man specifically 🔫🔫

#i wanna add a reaction image about going feral but i couldnt find a fitting one #this damned sniper's gonna be the end of me...and not in the expected way granted his profession 💀 #joie ponders #the brainrot is consuming me fr fr

[plague-of-nice]

Hello, I'm Joie (18+ ; They/Them)! Your local dash lurker and tag-screeching self-shipper.

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I'm more on the lowkey side of self-shipping, but it's always a pleasure to be that one quiet fan of your self-ships! With this promo, I'm hoping to meet and support more people and their ships! 💕 (pspsps same fandom self-shippers!)

Featured on this post are the 3 loves of my life at this very moment, the G.olden K.amuy brainrot is very real...

#selfship promo #pinned post #(not me being fashionably late bc of icon struggles dkbdkshd)