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ask-joe-caine · 2 months

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Promise!

okay!

[Joe shouts to Coe before leaving]

Coe! I'm leaving for a while, I'll be back in a few hours or less!!

#joe caine #shorts wars #ask joe caine

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oakthefrog · 3 months

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anyone in the shorts wars fandom, what kinda ask blog do you want to see and some info about the character/hcs you'd like to see? I'm bored and want to make oneeee

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cyancatart · 19 days

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shorts wars su au v3

steven = preston

garnet = pear and melon (pear ruby melon sapphire)

amethyst = dd

pearl = bundun

connie = phaleur

peridot = riggy

lapis = danno

bismuth joe cane

spinel = datchia

blue diamond = jonny razer

yellow diamond = cdotkom

pink diamond/rose = dr. fd

white diamond = the boss

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maelathemenace-old · 5 months

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So. Anyone wanna see the au details me and @iys-cloud made?

No?

TOO BAD!

Au info and headcanons:

Danno: serial killer. The only link between his kills are that everyone killed has wronged Riggy(or his friends) in some way, like by threatening them or smth, on most of his kills he leaves a note or a blue object for the police to find; his first kill was the boss and his cool down period is usually long(except when someone threatens his friends). He sends bloodied gifts to cdot all the time and owes mogswamp a favor. Pear is his weapons dealer and he has a good enough relationship with Melon and Jonny

Some hc about him:

He carves little statues for his close friends made out of human bone

He's favorite knife is a blue dented one that riggy gave to him. He keeps it under his bed in a shoe box along with the rest of his favorite weapons

Once disappeared an entire division of cops

Created a ‘magical’ soap that washes blood really well

He's ominous and creepy with his friends

If he gifts you something it WILL HAVE blood on it

Riggy: you already know Riggy. Riggy has done an unreasonable amount of crime. Nothing has changed with Riggy. Knows about Datchia but so far has said nothing. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Danno gifted him a bunny statue that he values more than he cares to admit

Gave danno his knife and a machete

Cdotkom: he's the one guy that knows someone, has connections everywhere and in general is the guy you don't want to mess with bc as said, he knows everyone, friends with Danno, Riggy, Melon and Pear. Owes mogswamp a favor

Some hc about him:

Dannos first gift was a bloodied console(with pikmin in it), a finger and a note

Somehow his house is still blood stain free

He's pals with Melon

Danno gave him a bit of his blood soap

Don't be mistaken, he has a knife(that Danno gave him) and will use it if necessary

Pear: head of the Royal Mafia and Danno and Riggy’s weapons dealer. Is roommates with and works with Melon. He may or may not have given someone a concussion by complete accident a few times, ‘rivials’ with bundun. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor or two.

Some hc about him:

He gifts Danno and riggy limited edition pokemon cards with every weapon they buy, bc of this they have almost every single one

Has a little pokemon statue made of human bone in his bedroom, Danno gabe it to him one day as a ‘thank you’ gift

Melon: renown hacker, works with pear and sometimes Danno, Cdot or mogswamp, He's Jonnys mentor and Dans role model; owns a clone rehabilitation center that unindoctrinates them. Knows about Datchia. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

He can find your address with a single photo

WILL find anything if you give him a day or two

Mogswamp: He knows almost every mafia boss on the planet, everyone owes this guy a favor. EVERYONE.(except Dan)

Dan/Clone Danno: He's 12 year old, and an innocent little guy who is like the iPad kid son to CR and looks up to Melon, he's staying in the clone rehab center while CR finds a home for them.

Some hc about him:

He dyed part of his hair green bc of Melon(even if he doesn't admit it)

Has a bunch of toys

He's still alive solely bc Danno forgives him for following the bosses order

He's scared shitless of Danno

Has a little scar in his neck from the time Danno almost killed him

Clone Riggy/Pasta man/CR/ Preston: wanted thief, rich af but still somehow doesn't have a house, he's Dans parental figure and steals a bunch of toys for him. Currently living in Melons rehab center. Owes mogswamp a favor.

Some hc about him:

The only reason he's alive is because Dannos forgiven him for following the boss

Danno almost killed him, multiple times

Bundun: He tries to start a mafia to rival Pear but it never works bc Pear works with Melon, has tried to convince Jonny to work with him but it never worked, knows better than to owe mogswamp a favor(still owes him one though). He just feels left out from the crime and is jealous of Pear.

Jonny: Melons student, just wanted to learn to code not hack, got wrapped into this mess without wanting, he's low-key just there.

Phaleur: He knows what everyone is doing but won't tell bc he values his life and want to live. He's like the secret keeper, he doesn't participate but he knows. He knows your secrets.

Police tried to interrogate him, all he said was basically ‘I would tell but i want to live and my friends would kill both me and you if I told’.

Joe Caine: literally no clue what’s going on. (Eventually he’s gonna stumble upon Datchia on tumblr, confront Pear about it, and have it be a whole situation)

Datchia: Yknow those corkboards with the red string? Make that a person. The conspiracy theorist that’s actually onto something but they’re on tumblr so nobody notices. Her investigation started when she noticed that most of the murder notes mentioned a “sewer rat” and that was Riggy’s contact name in Danno’s phone

Some hc about her:

‘Y’ALL THE SHORTS YOUTUBERS ALL COMMIT CRIME YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME’

Scared out of her mind constantly because she knows Pear and Melon know what she’s doing

Bambeyo(or whatever): Dead. Danno and Riggy exploded him with what was left of the vpn facility.

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shorts-wars-confessions · 3 months

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i feel like if any one creator would join the tumblr we'd be most safe with jonny. dunno why tho he started the arg

i would be least scared of joe caine

#youtube shorts #shorts wars arg #youtube shorts arg #shorts wars #jonny razer #joe caine

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dtchia · 2 months

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Hey! I’m a little late to this whole thing (I just got out of the hospital 😎😎😎😎😎)

but what’s it like being able to interact with the people you have been doing theories on? Is it like meeting your idols? :>

Oh hope you’re doing ok from the hospital! 💚

Gonna be completely honest, it is awesome to be able to talk to creators who I was just making theories about before.

Before shorts wars, I had only seen Joe Caine and Jonny RaZer’s content tbh so I think calling them “idols” would be stretching it 😂 but I can’t lie, it’s been insane knowing about all these incredible creators and the content they make!

#shorts wars #datchia #toon turf #chicken burger smp #riggy runkey #jonny razer #joe caine #bambaeyoh #cdotkom #bundun #danno cal drawings

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owwi · 10 months

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The youtube shorts arg got me so now here’s just a bit of theorizing and a timeline because. well bored + the fixation is strong with this one

The following contains spoilers for the recent uploads, so I recommend only going if you know the basics, don’t care about it or just wanna see it.

So. If you haven’t been keeping up, here’s a rough idea.

Starting on around July 16th, 5 shorts YouTubers began to post shorts with weird glitch things, randomly popping into each other’s. QR codes also started to show up, with someone wearing a purge mask whoabsolutely fucking hates the YouTube shorts (and maybe also normal shorts). And naturally they wanna get rid of them. We also get introduced to a company called CLONEVPN, which seems to be connected to the one just mentioned and is sending these youtubers clones after they agree to a sponsorship.

The most common crossover involved Riggy from Danno Cal, who notably seems to be one of the two who actually knew that hey maybe he shouldn’t be in other videos! The other being RoyalPear. However, RaZer makes a short saying that he needs help to build a new computer, since his is causing these problems (spoiler alert: ITS NOT IT BRO-)

A new video was released for the QR codes as well, known as Rebirth. This shows the cloning process and it works for a bit, with only two unsuccessful clones, being of Joe Caine, who presumably is just too cool for it, and Riggy, who’s cloning process struggles and ends up making a more blue version of him that notably seems to just be a rabbit. Below are the two. Note how Clone Riggy (Picture 1) has a more vibrant color pallet, no eye color, a crumpled up paper border, and, most notably, lacks the tail that indicates him to me a Runkey. This indicates the cloning process just made him a rabbit. Meanwhile, Riggy (photo 2) is a less turned up shade of blue and red, has the green eyes, a grid paper outline, and of course, the tail.

We didn’t know what this would do until yesterday or the day before, when Jonny RaZer began a stream, ending with his presumed death by clone (also everyone tried to get the clone to eat the thermal paste but it failed). Other videos soon followed from almost all channels listed in the tags, the two exceptions being RoyalPear, who was marked as replaced by a new pfp and avatar they use to represent themself (became a more crudely drawn Tropius). The other is Joe Caine, who is the only one that I know of who never accepted. If not please let me know-

We also got a website! Clonevpn.com, which has a few pages and a spot to enter your email. As of now, I cannot find any hidden pages, but we have been getting codes, so it’s a matter of time.

Okay. That’s the rough timeline. I reccomend watching because I did NOT watch the streams in full. Seriously, go watch if you haven’t.

Now to some theory stuff!

So, Jonny is gonna do a r/place stream, and I bet they might make a QR code. Maybe to the website! Or we might find new links. It’s not much, but it’s gonna be a domino? And… hey! Mayhe thay’ll give us a new hint. Point is, that r/place stuff is something to watch, since we’ll maybe get an idea as to what the hell the clone has been doing.

In addition, it seems implied that both Riggy AND RoyalPear are currently alive, but not well. RoyalPear in particular is not having a good time and it seems the clone replacing him only has a few days to live and prove itself. So, expect something there in a few days! Probably a secret video, likely of the clone getting taken out. Or we might see something to do with Joe, since he’s the only one who is currently known to own his channel.

I gotta be honest, of all of these guys, I don’t watch much bundun. But he does seem to be similar to Riggy, as he IS implied to currently be alive! As of today, he has appeared in the channel’s respective clonevpn sponsorship, and thus, I expect to see him again. He hasn’t showed up nearly as much as the others, but the fact he is ALIVE is a good sign for him, and I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Riggy might team up or something.

Finally, the main theory one. JOE CAINE. Yes that name is a bit… y’know, certain thing sounds, but Joe is actually an interesting case to me. He is one of the few who hasn’t released a clonevpn sponsor, and also has not shown any sign of being replaced. However, his computer IS mentioned to be glitching out and being slow (sound familiar?) and also his… voice being weird? There’s heavy implications that if another creator is present in the short, he is voicing them?? So, that’s a thing.

Also, he can’t be cloned, and I have a small theory. Joe is already a clone. Think like this: Clones are likely harder to clone than things that aren’t clones. In addition, his appearance is based off of Harold, the grandpa meme dude. So, he could theoretically be a clone of that meme, though not Harold since I don’t think we should bring people who aren’t participating into this without them knowing. Plus, the whole voicing thing. If your a clone, maybe you can imitate other voices. It’s a bit far fetched, but this was fun to right. However, there’s one problem. As of soeeddunning shorts 113, we see he has received a sponsorship offer, and I don’t think they’d be after him if he was a clone. However, if he’s not doing what he should… there’s a chance? Either way I expect

tldr: Jonny is dead, Riggy and bundun teamup, Phaluer was not included because I have no clue where he fits in yet, Joe MIGHT be a clone we’re still figuring it out, and RoyalPear is double doomed. also thanks for reading this mess of thought soup, and make sure to take a look for yourself.

EDIT: This was made before we got confirmation Jonny was alive, sorry bout that. most of the above seems to apply still. Might make a new post tommorow okay thanks again!

#youtube shorts arg #clone vpn #Jonny RaZer #Joe Caine #RoyalPear #and of course #Riggy the Runkey #also #Bundun #forgot at first #YouTube shorts theory #idk what else to say #this was fun #I made this because the joe Caine stuff made me think #okay anyways

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ellen-does-art · 2 months

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Shorts wars (includes spoilers for season 1)

I just watched season 1 of shorts wars and here are my first impressions.

Whilst I had previously watched some Joe Caine and Danno cal drawings, this was before shorts wars started and it was irregular.

For me the boss of CloneVPN was slightly too stereotypical, however maintained a good air of mystery. The major action was mostly at Danno cal drawings, however there were some interesting parts with the others. For something only taking an hour and a half there was a whole story arc in there and it felt like, whilst some of the acting needed work, the story and script were of a quality that I would enjoy in a TV show. I like the whole evil twin with superpowers thing and when Royalpear's clone died I was shocked. The animation was good whilst maintaining the homemade vibe that made it unique.

I thoroughly enjoyed this and would recommend you watch it. It has a good finish preparing for a second season. All in all I rate this 8 out of 10 and am excited to watch season 2.

#shorts wars #riggy shorts wars #series review #youtube #royalpear #danno cal drawings #jonny razer #joe caine #phaleur

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mislay21 · 1 day

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help I was at Starbucks and the guy who was serving us literally sounded like Joe Caine 😭😭

#joe caine #help #yt shorts #starbucks

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kittydragondraws · 10 months

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so r/place may or may not go to hell today idk I just discovered this two hours ago

#youtube shorts arg #Johnny RaZer #Danno Cal Drawings #Bundun #Phaleur #Joe Caine #RoyalPear #youtube shorts #arg #r/place

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0nl0n · 10 months

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I have a random book idea

it’s not about solarballs nor space

it’s about riggy the runkey from danno cal drawings

btw this takes place a few years after the shorts wars incident(shorts wars 2 hasn’t came out)

basically riggy finds a child that glitched into his base(they weren’t filming)

and the child looked like him but an Orange color and half rabbit-half squirrel

riggy wants to keep the child but danno doesn’t let him since danno thinks he would be a ‘incompetent father’

Riggy decides to adopt the child anyways but keeps them a secret from danno, he decides to design a room for them with things that will keep them entertained and happy and he ofc took care of them(I’m gonna make them as wholesome as possible)

Even though riggy hid the secret from danno, he told royal pear, Johnny and joe about it (by that I mean he only told royal pear, then Johnny somehow found out himself and then told joe)

Then royal pear recommended the name “Raymond” for the child so they went with that(which was better what riggy thought of which was “Squirrel Bunny good boy 3000”)(they assumed Raymond was a boy, but then later found out she was a girl)

Since riggy had to keep Raymond a secret, he didn’t let Raymond outside of her room unless danno’s not around, and he was overprotective of her, so he never let Raymond talk to anyone he didn’t know well, so well.. Raymond didn’t really learn how to properly socialize so she was weird asf, Raymond was homeschooled until highschool, riggy knew Raymond would be somewhat safe going to a public high school so he sent her there.

Raymond ended up making friends with some shady dude but hey, atleast she made one..?

spoiler, Raymond is actually a shapeshifter

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSS!!!

We need more of the shorts wars Bois being silly—

I absolutely LOVE this idea!!

(YAYAYAY MORE RIGGY-) also dammit for the spoilers

also loved the fact that riggy named Raymond “Squirrel Bunny good boy 3000” XDD

I would love to see riggy and Raymond being a wholesome father daughter duo

And royalpear, jonny and Joe being the uncle figures

Also I would like to see danno get a little suspious but just brush it off like " Hmm, riggy as been more tired and off schedule lately.....eh, riggy is just being riggy" aka brushing off MASSIVE CLUES— (just like how danno wasn't suspious of clone riggy when he took control) though danno would question riggy some day idk lol-

Bet the shady dude is like, a clone that survived or worse-

Excited for the shorts wars saga season 2 when it comes out (small therory: the masked figure was the FIRST Jonny raZer clone)

R.I.P Royal melon (aka Royal pearls clone 😔)

#Shorts wars #youtube shorts arg #Riggy the runny #danno cal drawings #Royalpear #Joe Caine #Shorts wars saga #Season 2 #Not solarballs #Raymond #“Squirrel Bunny good boy 3000”

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ask-joe-caine · 2 months

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[Joe walks through the door]

Coe? I'm home! Sorry I took so long...

Joe!! You're back!

[Coe rushes downstairs and hugs Joe]

Missed you too...? You okay?