#jimmy olson conspiracy theories

[ailingwriter]

I love the idea of Jimmy's conspiracy theories always being right but nobody believes him because it's DC, the stuff that's true there is like. So unbelievable.

Lois: So Smallville's an alien. What next, Martians walking among us?

Jimmy: Oh don't even get me started! Do you want me to show you the charts? I can show you the charts.

Lois: Alright then, if Martians are real, how come we haven't found them yet?

Jimmy: Oh that's easy! It's because they're - are you ready for this? Psychic. Shapeshifters.

Lois:

Clark:

Lois: Yeah you lost me.

#my adventures with superman spoilers #my adventures with superman #jimmy olson #superman #lois lane #martian manhunter #i haven't watched the show pls have mercy on me #jimmy olson conspiracy theories

[ailingwriter]

More Jimmy Olson.

Clark: Any leads on that missing pilot?

Lois: None yet. Jimmy?

Jimmy: Okay hear me out-

Lois: Oh god.

Jimmy: Look, there's no scientific explanation for him to have gone missing, right? Which means...

Clark: Aliens?

Jimmy: Aliens!

Lois: Okay, so he was abducted by aliens so they could, what, dissect his brain or something?

Jimmy: No, so they could induct him into their intergalactic police force!

Lois: ...Yeah that isn't going to print.

#jimmy olson #jimmy olsen #jimmy olson conspiracy theories #lois lane #clark kent #superman #my adventures with superman #green lantern #hal jordan

[ailingwriter]

People seemed to like my other 'Jimmy Olson's Conspiracy Theories Are True Because DC Is Weird' post so I thought I'd make another. (I still haven't watched the show so apologies if this is slightly ooc.)

Lois: *enters Clark and Jimmy's apartment* Hey you needed my help?

Clark: Yeah, Jimmy started speaking in tongues and it's starting to scare me.

Jimmy: Eeffoc em evig!

Lois: Uh-huh. Hey Jimmy, what's with the Esperanto?

Jimmy: I've figured it out, Lois!

Clark: Figured what out?

Jimmy: Magic!

Lois: ...Magic.

Jimmy: Yep! Turns out all you have to do is speak backwards!

Lois: Really now.

Jimmy: Just watch this! Tac a em evig!

*Nothing happens. Jimmy is visibly disappointed.*

Clark: Jimmy, maybe you should get some sleep.

Jimmy: Yeah you're probably right.

#jimmy olson conspiracy theories #jimmy olson #my adventures with superman #superman #clark kent #lois lane #zatanna #yes i know jimmy isn't doing it right. thats the point.