#jack and Aki are just damn these fuckers at it again

[xamaxenta]

Disassociating by daydreaming about Yusei riding his motorcycle and wielding his stardust lance

Even better Judai sitting behind him using the built in rockets on his giant mecha sword to boost the speed of the motorcycle

#modern fantasy starship au #modern fantasy au #it will look alot cooler if i manager to draw it #theyre just tearing down the highway #judai fucking screaming #jack and Aki are just damn these fuckers at it again #shous like THEYRE GONNA CRASH NOO #manjoume lmaaaaaooo this is actually kinda epic #manjoume is a progamer

[neko-shinigxmi]

Hewwo I give you permission to gush about Handsome Jack :3c

   [wheezes] I owe you....my life.......

   First of all. Lookit him. I could almost be mad that this fucker... This fucker got me. “LOL, I will not fall for the guy who wants to destroy a whole planet and who makes murder-jokes,” I said, once upon a time. So...naive, thinking I could get away with that. Like?? Hewwo, dumbass, you’ve fallen for villains before. Ganondorf, to start. There was no way I was getting away from his clutches.

   And I. Was. Right all along.

   Maybe it was the legendary Spoon Story and his laughter that got me to laugh along despite myself. The overboard ego that hides everything else? The fact I’m overly empathetic and you give me one (1) Bad Boy type and I immediately have to enter “Care Mode”?? Maybe it’s everything and more. Heck if I know. He owns my ass at this point. (“Hyperion logo tramp stamp,” I joke for the third time this month.)

   BUT MAN. His voice? It’s deadly perfection. There’s some lines I swoon for. Some super obvious ones (“Later, cupcake.” those petnames are UNFAIR), a few “yeah, that’s Aki for you” ones (the ones where he’s roaring in anger), and some...less obvious ones (I gushed earlier about this so here I go again....I FORGOT HE SQUEAKED IN THE PRE-SEQUEL AT THE VAULT?!? THAT’S SO C U T E-).

   He’s definitely pretty lanky under those layers, but you know what? He’s such a mess and I still love him for it anyways. I can’t be stopped. ....Still gonna try and steal one of those layers, though... Just can’t decide between outermost jacket or one of his t-shirts...tough call.

   ...Okay, look... I made a joke about “yaoi hands Jack” before. I’ve done the art...but I’M A HYPOCRITE cause I LOVE THOSE BIGASS HANDS. I’m so tiny?? His big hands???? Yes, good, gimme-- (I won’t allow myself to be gross on this Good Christian Hellsite, but you know what I’m hinting at here, HINT, HINT.)

   You know what else? I love?? His true face under the mask. This fucker can FIGHT ME on it, but... Holy shit. I love his vault scar....so much. Lemme smooch it, Jack. Just! Lemme!!! Smooch it!!!!!! G A H

   Also, this has been haunting me for MONTHS, BUT THIS GIF--

   GOD, LOOK! AT!!! HIM!!!! RAW POWER. DETERMINATION. HE’S A MAN ON A MISSION AND THAT.....FLUSTERS ME SO BADLY. F U C K--

   My Mood right now after that gif, gOOD LORD, STEP ON ME, JA--

   Anyways. What else? Can I ramble about?? So much more. Will I keep going? Of course.

   Okay, HOW DID TFTBL DO IT. His eyes. What the fuck. They’re so beautiful. I love his heterochromatic eyes, but something about the detail they put into Jack’s eyes for this game, I’m-??? Hello??????? WHO ALLOWED THIS?!?

   Also, in general, just... Watching his expressions in TFTBL is...too good. Every time I watch D ( @robotarmjokes ) stream it? Guess what I’m doing every time I see Jack????? Staring at his expressions like a lovesick kitten?? DING-DING, YOU ARE CORRECT!!!

   AND I’M NOT EVEN GOING INTO HIS PAST?? AND HOW I JUST.... IF SOMEONE HAD GIVEN THIS MAN A DAMN BREAK, I ‘UNNO, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T BE AS MURDER-Y???? FOOD FOR THOUGHT, BABES. (Though to be fair, I warmed up to Lilith during the betrayal for the jokes. Like.... You still betrayed Jack, fuck’a you, but hearing her say “That’s what she said,” and “I’m a genius,” after blowing up a thing... Iconic. Still a bitch, but a bitch I respect.)

   Also because I feel like getting into Jack’s past is more of a can of worms to tackle when I wanna do maybe...a character study? On Jack?? Or something like it that ties back to self-shipping.....but that’d be some other time. All that needs to be said on that, anyways, is his parents can fuck off, his granny can stay in the ditch those bandits might’ve tossed her in, and FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I’m here, not gonna leave him or betray him or anything of the kind.....

   He can relax now. He’s at the top of his game, I’m here...and honey, we’re golden~

#bumblebeequeenie #Aki answers #gifset #otp; science and violence #I HAD...SO MUCH TO SAY #IF ANYONE READS ALL OF THIS I'M SORRY BUT THANK YOU??? #I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ABOUT A MURDEROUS MAN..... #he make me thorsty primarily being one of those bUT ANYWAYS #[COUGH COUGH] #DON'T LOOK AT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA