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moonlight--cafe · 2 years

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I'm not what Jeonghan wants, but I'm what he needs. Someone's gotta keep him in check lest he think HE'S the hot one in this relationship :)

OMG I do the exact same thing lol. I always think about which idols I have a fair chance of winning against if we ever fought. Like I think I'd have a fair shot against The8 and Dokyeom. Mingyu probably wouldn't seriously fight me at first so I might be able to take him by surprise, but 120% 95 line can and would destroy me. For my other biases, Jungwon would probably have no qualms about throwing me down either...maybe I should reassess my bias list hahaha. Who are some you think you'd win against vs. who would beat you?

As for subtle sexy, it's such an underrated genre of sexy pls the energy is UNMATCHED. I personally find it way hotter than directly flirting or being aggressively hit on. Like is he flirting with me or he just being friendly? It's like the uncertainty adds more flavor and risque to the whole thing. But LOL bro the DnD story had me crying xD

Oh definitely that’s my mentality for Hyunjin, Jun, Sunoo and Hendery. All of my charts say that I will need them and they will need me and they will love me and its all sexy and needy but I’m always a little unfaithful or bored of them. But we never leave because we need each other to grow and we love each other, and all of the relationships are ones where we will always come back to each other even if we broke up. Sooooo maybe they don’t want all that drama but we will need each other to evolve. So yeah they don’t want me at all but do they need me? Fuck yes.

Now lets get down to business this is the official Me VS SVT overview! + my other biases🥊 This is long so it’s beneath the cut

Mingyu: Dude would just about kill me. He’s too good! He knows how to fight, he is damn tall, he is fit and I feel like if he wants to fight someone he will just do it no hesitation. 1/10 A shitty fight. I don’t have a chance.

Jeonghan: Now I kinda feel like it would be a draw? We have a similar way off going about things so it’s all defense and no punching 0/10 boring.

Wonwoo: I will not win this battle, no matter how hard I try this dude will knock me out in like 15 seconds. He is scary, I don’t know what goes on behind his eyes. He is a silent mastermind, he will know the outcome of the fight before he even strikes and the outcome is me falling on my ass. It will never end peacefully or gently as soon as he finds an opportunity he will use it to his advantage and will serve me a new one 3/10. I’ll try but won’t come close to beating him E for effort.

DK: Sneaky sneaky snakey snake. He will definitely be good at fighting, his fists look like they would jut into my face if he punched me. He would laugh and be playful, he would act like he just wants to play fight but he is actually planning to pummel me as revenge for accidentally eating his left overs or something. He wins because dude is 5′8 and that’s tall to me. 6/10 because I’m glad he beat me and got revenge but now I’m sore.

Hoshi: I totally wanna fight him. I love his energy but dude will totally pick a fight with me. This is also a very sporadic and crazy fight words and punches going everywhere and we all know Hoshi would be laughing like a maniac. I will give this an 8/10. This is a very tricky fight it would be close to a draw but ultimately dude would win.

Joshua: Bring it! I want to fight him first and I know I will win. I am so confident I can beat Joshua. He is smug, he’s got this lowkey but prominent smug thing, but I feel like me wanting to fight him also comes from the fact that I would have a one night stand with him. I have a theory that he may be smart and refined but he is also very straightforward in his thinking so I can easily curve his thinking enough to strike a punch and I don’t think his punches would do that much damage to me. 11/10 would beat him.

Jun: Much to everyone’s shock hell yeah I would fight him. I actually hated him before I wanted to date him. So I think I would fight him, I wouldn’t want to go to hard on his pretty face though. I would probably make the fight weird by confessing I want to kiss him instead of punch, or he could just stand there and I’d crack a smile. So if we were mad enough at each other its a definite fight and he would win or we both just stand there awkwardly and lowkey give up 5/10.

Woozi: Okay this would be a challenge I want to fight him, but I know he would have an advantage over me. 1. He is taller than me, 2. I feel like he can and will out smart me or at least lie to make me feel like I will win. It’s a fight between short guys and honestly due to height and him having all the brain cells in the world he would win 7/10 though it would be a fun thing for other people to watch.

Vernon: He definitely knows how to beat me, he is the type to silently observe me every so often so he knows that I would hesitate before I punch. He is also very persuasive so I will probably want him to beat me because he is rad and I want him to look cool. 4/10.

Seungcheol: I feel scared to fight him. He would be so scary when he is mad. I forfeit I am terrified! he is a leader for a reason. 1/10 I ran.

Minghao: This would be an amusing fight but he is annoyingly calm so while it looks funny it would be like trying to hit a buddha like not really worth it and I would rather chill with him. 2/10 to chill.

Seungkwan: Mans would beat me definitely. And it’s all my fault because I made him mad. I mean I get what I deserved so 7/10 because Seungkwan did well, he showed me and I don’t want anymore arguments.

Dino: I wouldn’t want to fight him because 1. I feel mean and 2. I think he could beat me. But if he wasn’t mad with me he would probably be the one to calm me down so we don’t need to fight so -10/10 because no way will I want to fight him ever.

Biases:

Heeseung: We are practically the same person!! And I know how this would play out we both try to out smart each other, doesn’t work, we try to fight but none of us strikes a punch first. Now we are staring into each others eyes and now we are kissing. 9/10 it was a great kiss!

Wooyoung: Wooyoung is totally winning. He is cocky and I get distracted by him so he would flex, catch me staring and punch me square in the face and do that shrill laugh of his. 8/10 since his laugh is adorable.

Yeonjun: I hate hate hate hate hate this damn fight he will totally win, because I would feel so guilty that I punched him and when that dude is pissed he won’t back down until you know he is pissed or he gets to punch you a few times. 6/10.

Chenle: I don’t want to fight him! It is too dramatic, he looks like he knows something I don’t and he will definitely catch me off guard he just knows what to do but never does it until it counts. 3/10 coz screw him knowing shit

Hyunjin: Dude is too nimble and he’s gotten buffer? It’s bad news for me man I just know he is too good and will knock me out while looking like an angel. 10/10 because he is gorgeous even if he knocks me out.

#my forever buddy #wooahae

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