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Something Smells Fishy

Summer finally arrived in Daten and boy was the heat blistering. The new residents, the Originals, have become scarce due to direct exposure to the sun and the heat. Humans and Immortals are doing somewhat better but it's gotten hot to the point where the A/C isn't enough. It's either a good time to go to the beach or to stay shut in all day with the freezer opened next to you. Even some ghosts have ducked down until those triple digits go down. The Abbey residents are taking this calm time to either relax or evaluate any renovation the building requires and other mundane tasks. It was now the weekend and Shades didn't hesitate to fetch Strappon as soon as he made his daily visit. He explained that his father required some extra hands at his job considering some... unfortunate circumstances befell his crew. Let's not get into those details. Even with those details that should be concerning, Strappon agreed to let Shades bring along the bunch. It's not like they're strangers to danger. Or so he hoped. As the Abbey residents neared the docks, the weather suddenly began getting gloomy. It was a relief from the merciless sun, but holy shit does it smell like rotten fish. Finally making it to Leather Jacket's shrimping boat, the old man turn around, waving at everybody before realizing the box he was carrying was too heavy for one hand. Once preparations were complete, the boat sped off into the ocean. After a while they began drifting as Leather Jacket sent out the net when everybody comes by a particular scene. A luxury yacht. That's something you just don't see in the dingy parts of Daten. Unbeknownst to them, this yacht was housing Demons who have been getting information about a ghost living in the ocean. They were more than keen to capture this ghost to harness it and wreak havoc. Now whether Immortals end up competing for ghosts or if the ghost wrecks both ships is up in the air, what matters more is what kind of deep sea monstrosity is that net going to pull up.

SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY All hands on deck as the Abbey residents are called in to be extra help for Ol'Leather Jacket. But something smells fishy and not just literally. --------

K-RO: Despite the strange yacht being over yonder, it was a relaxing atmosphere for the most part. Leather Jacket instructed some Angels, and maybe some humans, to have a watchful eye on the crane while others were instructed to do some heavy lifting by cleaning up and organizing equipment. On the yacht, HP was peering over the edge, hoping to see if the ghost would breach the water, even if for a second. "Even if reports say its a ghost, wouldn't it be cool if it was some Lovecraftian creature?" he said to anybody that happened to be nearby.

SAIYAN: "HP, has anyone told you how much of a nerd you are? Bowtie said. Seriously, she didn't understand half the stuff that came out of the orange demon's mouth.

Meanwhile the duo of Undershirt and Wristband looked around the boat. "When they said fishing I thought they meant with rods and reals in a rowboat or something, not this." Wristband said.

"Smells a like dead fish, kinda like you after a hard night of partying" Undershirt said to his older twin.

"Shut the fuck up" she said punching him in the arm.

K-RO: "Hey listen, you have no right to talk when you're a bookworm yourself. I've seen youget emotional on some of the books you've been reading in public," HP retorted.

SAIYAN: "Hmph" Bowtie huffed with a blush. "Th..that's different. Books are healthy, technology just gives you cancer" she said. She really had no good argument to be honest.

K-RO: "What does Lovecraftian literature have to do with technology?" Honestly she didn't look like he had a good argument, here.

"Hey Wristband!" Shades called out, "you need some aloe vera for that burn?"

MLLERMANDA: Gauges started to whine about all the heavy lifting he had to do. He was carrying some boxes and was one of them people assigned to clean up the place. " It's not fair! Why wasn't I put assigned to watch the crane and to not carry these heavy box. Ugh."

K-RO: "Because I'm old and you're not," Leather Jacket said as he passed Gauges while dragging around some harpoons. "At least they're just a couple of boxes."

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens was poking at the fish with a stick he found, trying to see if they were still alive. Once in a while some them would show signs of life but most of them were dead. Either by getting caught or his constant poking. Knittens was too little to help with lifting crates so he would help by watching the crane, which was not happening. Bored out of his mind he continually annoyed the already dying fish. Facsinator was actually not with Knittens, he was on the yacht looking out at the sea. Instead of bursting with energy like usual, he was subdued and quiet. His eyes were glazed over and expression a little ill; with a gentle whisper he muses, "I feel like I'm dying."

SAIYAN: "I don't want to talk about it" she said as she folded her arms.

"I think we might have to dump her in the ocean to sooth that one" Undershirt said with a laugh. "I still can't believe we had nothing better to do than this. You'd think we'd get taken away to some prehistoric land and fight to the death with the way things usually go" he said.

GAMER-GODDESS: Passing by Gauges with an annoyingly cheerful spring in her step, "It's not that bad, just lift with your knees!" Thigh High laughed as she carried two boxes in order to make her flexing appear more natural.

K-RO: "That'll probably quench her thirst, too," Shades laughed. He looked up a little, thinking on what Undershirt had said. it would be cool to see dinosaurs, actually!"

MLLERMANDA: He whines some more as he talks with others. " But still, little me is young and fresh but not the machoest person out there. " Gauges laughs at Thigh High's comment and shake his head. " There no way I can do th-" However, he notices something and stares at amazement with the harpoons that Shades was carrying and how easily Tigh High was doing this hard work. " Wow, you guy are super strong!" He admires the Angels some more, losing some focus on the boxes he was carrying.

SAIYAN: "I hate you two" Wristband said still refusing to look at them.

"Yeah I know how much you love em. Speaking of, how have your dragons been?" Undershirt asked Shades.

"See, I told you I'm not a nerd. I had no idea what that was" Bowtie said to Hp.

K-RO: "Oh you know. Being dragons. Getting big. Getting nipped because they get curious. But hey, my furniture isn't wrecked anymore." As he was explaining the nipping bit, he brought up a hand with a bandage on it. Dragons will be dragons.

"You don't have to be a nerd to know who was Cthulhu's creator, though." HP shrugged it off and noticed that Fascinator wasn't doing so hot, "Yo, you okay? Sea sickness getting to ya?"

SAIYAN: "Well that's good. Y'know, if they get to big you should probably air drop them into the football stadium. That should be big enough. And you know how bad our football team is" Undershirt suggested.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: "Yeah... A little bit but I'm never gonna be on a yacht again so it's worth it." Fasci said with an attempted smile as he took out a ginger root, snapped a little piece off and inhaled the scent. He seemed to have perked up a little after that, but the color of his once rosy cheeks didn't return. "Plus I already vomited out my meals after the ship set sail; so... I won't barf anymore." he showed a weak thumbs up and he returns to looking at the sea. "So... This ghost you guys are catching must be really valuable, huh?"

GAMER-GODDESS: Thigh High grinned at Gauges comment, "Why thank you!" she said as she put her boxes down. Waltzing back over to Gauges, "Would you mind if I helped?" Thigh High asked as she relieved him from one of the boxes from his grip.

K-RO: "Dude, that's mean. But you have a point," Shades replied.

"Well, the thing is that we're unsure if it's actually here. But the locals say it's a big creature so we couls benefit from capturing it."

MLLERMANDA: " No problem." He says as he looks at her and nothing her taking a box. He smiles happily at Thigh High as she takes the box. " That would be awesome~ " Thanks a lot." He grins at her with glee as he gains more focus.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: "So it's like a lochness monster situation-" Fasciantor replied before bending over the railing of the ship and gagging. Coughing and sighs, "S-Sorry, no food in my belly. So while we wait for it to show up, what should we do?"

GAMER-GODDESS: "No worries, anytime you need help with lifting, just give me a shout." Thigh High winked. "Though I'd prefer to work in nicer weather conditions, and without this smell..." she muttered as she balanced the box on her hip with her left hand and waved the air with her right in front of her nose, attempting to lessen the odor.

ZAKUTAKU: He never asked for this. He never asked for anything, in all honesty. But if it was anythig to get him out of work for more than 2 hours, Pack was your man. Your coffee addicted man.

ZAKUTAKU: Strolling up with coffee maker in toll on a wagon, the heavenbent gave half hearted wave to most of the crew, taking seat on a box while he sipped from his precious life stream of black goodness. He should've brought a bag of beans for munching purposes.

K-RO: "We could try getting that fishing boat off the premise, bullshit a story of how the bay's closed to boats due to some... strange occurrences." There weren't any other boats around so that alone could be an advantage to the Demons. "I mean if anything, it doesn't hurt to ram the boat to show it who's boss if the people on it refuse to leave."

"How are you kids holding up? I got a little something if any of you get sea sick. It's mostly sprite, but it'll make you feel better, at least."Leather Jacket held out a small can, pointing to a cooler inside the boat's cabin.

Shades looked off to the side and noticed that his cousin managed to get dragged here. He couldn't tell if Pack's father forced him to come or his own. "Is it your day off, Pack?" he asked.

MLLERMANDA: " So true right there Thigh High." He coughs a bit from the smell, god it was killing him. " Man this place stinks so bad.There way too many fish stank in here. Wish there was a bunch of air fresher of pine cones or something. Any smell is better than this. " He pinches his nose fromthe smell.

ZAKUTAKU: Oh shit, what up, it's that cousin. Setting his pot down, Pack raised his hand in a slightly shaky motion. "Half and half, my dude." He said with a small yawn. "Dad wanted me to do some heavenly hocus pocus or what not after work, and weeeell I'm not all for poking around with magic stuff yet. That and I actually felt like doing some huntin'." He continued, getting off the box and fetching Black Friday from his wagon. "Me 'n' the BF could use it anyway."

K-RO: "Hopefully that the BF can fend off deep sea monstrosities.... Not like the blob fish is anything to be afraid of." It was weird and all but still. "For a fact, dad's been saying something about how all the folks have been seeing weird things in the bay."

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator shrugged , he was too nauseous to have conscious. "Sure, I'm not against it." he yawns and stretches a little. Having no idea that Knittens lied about volunteering at his catholic school and was on that exact boat. Knittens wanted to help to help lift the crates as well! Afterall, he'll need to do this when he's getting supplies from his ship in space. But he bit off more than he could chew, dragging a crate his height a millimeter a second.

SAIYAN: "Well well well look who it is" Undershirt said to Pack. "What kind of weird things?" he asked Shades.

Wristband simply waved to Pack. She wasn't in a good mood still after getting her ass dragged through the freacking dirt like that.

ZAKUTAKU: "Well, the sea is the sea, my dude." Personally, Pack believed that hell originated at the bottom of the ocean. Only a being of pure demon blood would create something as horrific as the Basking Shark. Gaping mouths nonetheless, Pack was in one of his rare good moods. There were more people to converse with and maybe he might even talk to someone?? Such an exhilarating day already.

K-RO: "Something about a weird snake-like creature," Leather Jacket interjected, "It's been scaring a great deal of fishermen, which is why not a lot of boats are out, but I think sea madness be getting to those pendejos." He then told Shades to monitor the kid who seemed to be struggling with a crate. Well, better help that child before he breaks his back.

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin gives out a big loud ass yawn, relaxing on the yacht and was getting herself a tan. She wears a new flashy bikini and was showing off her hair new hair style, now being a hard core blonde.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens will not give in, he will succeed, he will triumph over this mountain in his path to glory for his name was Knit Mittens Butch Trump, gosh darn it! Even if it took him hours to push this one crate to the other side of the boat, he will not rest in the snow or in the rain! Well maybe for a snack, but Knittens will come back afterwards! Despite his heroic speech in his mind, Knittens looks more like he was gonna get a stroke in his winter clothes.

GAMER-GODDESS: "Are you sure it wasn't just these guns?" Thigh High announced as she flexed her arms over her head. go home thigh high ur drunk

SAIYAN: "I feel like that's a load of bull. There is no such thing as a sea monster Wristband finally said. She was not one to believe in cryptids, no way.

"Same I don't think a sea serpent can survive here" Undershirt agreed.

ZAKUTAKU: And there came the first two confidants of conversation for Pack today. "Yeah, it's me. Ready to serve under God's wing or whatever you all say." He was trying. He really was. The whole flying around and serving God part he got, the stripping he also got. His dad did it regularly for Christ's sake. It's just the book itself he needed to brush up on. And even from a few feet away, Pack could taste the salt emanating from Wristband. Sliding out a pink straw from his namesake, Pack dropped it in his pot, sliding the warm container towards the angel. "It's black, but I can add some creamer if you want, bruh." He added. Again, he was trying.

K-RO: "Well who knows. If we have aliens, there's bound to be something in the bay. Not like the ocean's explored thoroughly or anything." With that, Leather Jacket went back to whatever the hell he was doing. Probably eyeing down the yacht. That boat smelled funnier than the bay itself.

Shades grabbed on to the crate, giving it little pushes for Knittens, "You need help, little man?"

CRACKEMWALNUTS: "I.. Can do it! I swear...!! I got this!" Knittens grunted as he pushed harder, but the crate refused to budge and it ended up pushing me onto the ground. It's hard to say what happened but he ended up on the ground exhausted. A small lump in his hat started to crawl out because of the heat. It was no one else but Wool, who wasn't expecting a sudden sauna. Skittering across the ship's floor it began nibbling away at the crate wood.

CURIOUS PYROBIRD: A sound like a hail storm came from below deck as Buckle sprinted from below deck, shoved the door, and leaned over the railing heaved her stomach's contents over the side of the yacht. "Well, shit," she said to herself. "That shrimp was a lot better the first time." She spit into the ocean, trying to clear the rest of the acid from her mouth.

MLLERMANDA: He chuckles at Thigh High and plays along. " Oh my, I think you are right. Those guns are able to achieve anything and everything, if you know what I mean."

SAIYAN: "Two creams, if you would be so kind" she said to Pack with fluttering eyelashes. She was trying to turn on the charm. Maybe she could turn this day around with a big catch of her own.

"Yeah well, I'll believe it when I see it" Undershirt said folding his arms. He looked over at Wristband. "Even surrounded by the smell of dead fish, she is focused in getting laid" he thought with a shake of his head.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox looked around , with her namesake covering her nose,"who the hell forgot to bathe? Like hooooly fuck." She wandered the yacht in search of a group to stick with. With no luck she found herself resting against a railing. "Hmph..well ain't this just a grand way to spend a day...yuck.." She huffed.

ZAKUTAKU: Ah, the ol' flutter of the eyelashes. If only he was at a more innocent mindset to be affected by such a skill. But Pack was Pack, and having seen so many attractive persuasions used on him to lower down prices, he had grown numb it to it. Nodding in affirmation, Pack plopped in the two small shots of sugar infused half and half into the coffee pot, stirring it up with his respective straw. "Cheers,chickadee," he said before taking a sip from his straw. Perfect blend of bitter and sweet. Juuuuust right.

(( OOC: PSA: Angels, Thrones and Heavenbents are on the smelly fishing boat. Demons, Inquisitors and Hellbents are in the nice yacht. ))

(( OOC: Gotcha) ))

K-RO: Shades lifted the crate for Knittens, struggling a bit himself, but it wasn't excruciating. "Hey man, it's okay to call for help. But perhaps you should take off your winter clothes. It's the middle of summer, after all."

Leather Jacket was pretty much sitting in the cabin, overlooking a sonar system. All seemed well until it caught something heading in the boat's direction. It must have been a dolphin or something as they are common in the area, although a singular dolphin is a rare thing. As the figure on the sonar was depicted to be right under the boat, there was a sudden violent swaying, nearly knocking him off his feet. Shades let go of the crate and held on to whatever he could so he wouldn't go overboard.

"What thE FUCK. Are there shitty whales in the area or something?"

HP's own sonar system was barely catching the movements of this creature and noticed the fishing boat rocking. "I think we may want all hands on deck, here!"

MLLERMANDA: Gauges felt the violet sway and trips on his own feet. He drops the rest of the boxes that he was carrying and falls hard on the ground. " OUCH. What the hell was that?"

SAIYAN: "WHAT THE FUCK" Undershirt and Wristband both yelled as they were tossed around the boat. Wristband literally got her ass dragged across the floor this time, and it hurt worse than her brothers stupid remark.

"Well, would you look at that. If they weren

SAIYAN: 't a salty bunch before, they will be now" Bowtie said as she looked through some binoculars at the rocking fishing boat.

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin was dozening off and was about to knock out until she notices the rocking fishing boat. She laughs at them from the yacht and then goes back to suntanning, not noticing that she was getting a sunburn.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox feels the ship rock and she clings onto a crate, her face turing a comical green, "For the love of-" *she hurls off deck and she looks around ,"aaand there goes the four hundred dollar lunch..fuckin fish food now I guess.." Fox grumbled as she watched crates slide around the ship. With a grunt she wobbled to the nearest rail and she held on tight. "ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST DID THAT!?" Fox yelled.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator unable to keep his voice cheery switches to a much more low and quiet tone; almost sounding like a new person. "Oh shit...!" He stared in awe at the ship and the suspense was almost killing him. Knittens almost slid off the ship but luckily his hamster-spider managed to keep him from going in the salty sea by hooking his tiny claw on his coat.Acting fast he took his mittens out of his coat and tied himself to the railing.

GAMER-GODDESS: "Wow, rude!" yelled Thigh High she was thrown into the boat's railing. Looking into the water the young angel announced "WHERE ARE THE HARPOONS? I'm gonna fight the fish!"

ZAKUTAKU: A sound of glass breaking. If the shaking of the boat didn't spook Pack, then what he saw next definitely would. His precious coffee pot, his life stream... broken. He was going to murder, he was going to fucking murder someone and he hoped it was a ghost. Grabbing BF, Pack threw whatever fucks he gave out the metaphorical window as he scanned the waters, weapon in hand.

MLLERMANDA: " I'm not sure what knock us over Fox but all I know is that what ever knocked this ship is going to get an ass whooping out of all us here." He gets up angrily and fixes himself up as he takes his weapon out. " And by the way Thigh High, Shades was the last one who had the harpoons, I'll bet he give you them." He swings his made a bit, getting ready to battle whatever hit them.

K-RO: "The harpoons were on the harpoon launcher... on top of the ship. They weren't tied down to anything so we only have one." Leather Jacket regained his footing with the only harpoon left, "But hey, at least it's the one I stabbed a guy with, so I'm okay with the rest being lost."

"That's not something to be casual about, Pa!" Shades yelled. Of all things.

Whatever hit the boat had its back breaching the water surface and was quickly making itself to the yacht, ramming itself before activity ceased. Its impact made the boat rock, but it wasn't as violent as the smaller fishing boat. "That sashimi bastard better not puncture the hull I swear on Satan's ass," HP muttered to himself.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges becomes worried by Leather Jacket's response and gulps. " Welp, well let's hope whatever this thing is, we can kill it quick and easy with harpoon that you got."

ZAKUTAKU: "C'mon you SeaWorld escapee fatherfucker..." Pack muttered under his breath, grip steady on the BF as he kept his eyes focused on the waters. The sooner that sunuvabitch reared it's ugly head out, it was getting a face full of flame.

K-RO: Shades pulled back Pack from the edges of the boat, "Listen man, whatever's in the water could be another Mocha Dick and I don't feel like telling your parents you were eaten by an asshole sperm whale, okay?"

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin felt the rock on the yacht but it didn't bother her at all. She gives out another yawn and comments on the rocking of the boat. " So weak. " Sweat goes down from her face and she swipes the sweat by using a handkerchief she brought with her, not bothered by the creature at all.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator was knocked into the wall and tried to steady himself on legs of jelly. Reaching behind his head and taking out a shard of his now broken fascinator, he grits his teeth. "F-Fuck me... Shouldn't have used actual shells making this." The rocking of the ship was enough to make fall to his knees and gag. Knittens loosened the knot on the railing but still clung to it. Looking around the sea for any dark shadows he gulped. "G-Guys... Why did it just disappear?"

GAMER-GODDESS: "I guess that means we can guarantee another successful stabbing!" Thigh High nodded as she placed her hands on her hips, "Well shit if we only have one shot, we should definitely shoot it in its ugly mug." She decided mostly to herself, turning to Leather Jacket "I assume you're the only one here who's really good with a harpoon launcher?"

SAIYAN: "Can we please stop talking about dicks!" Undershirt yelled at Shades. The innuendos were getting to be too much. He'd been tossed around a boat ad hit his head multiple times. He just wanted to kill whatever it was that was doing this,

"I'd like to keep talking about dicks" Wristband said as she raised her hand. That was a conversation she could get into.

"WHOA" Bowtie yelled as she was tossed round as her expensive binoculars were dropped on the ground. "That thing better not break them!" she thought in anger. those things were expensive as hell.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: "Well fuck me sideways...I'm not gettin wacked because of some Shamoo wannabe!" She readys her namesake, looking around the boat. "Come out Come out wherever you are Moby Douche bag.." She hears Knittens ,"It..might be under us..."

K-RO: "Nobody's talking about expanding dongs but you Undershirt!" Shades retorted.

"I think," Leather Jacket started, fiddling around with the harpoon, "Honestly I only use the harpoon launcher on other boats because some people tend to be assholes."

HP looked back to his sonar and it was clearly reading a stagnant, large object right underneath them. "This motherfucker's right here," he said, showing the sonar to Bowtie, "Dunno how we're going to catch this thing... Or if it even is a ghost... Do we have bait?"

ZAKUTAKU: "I'm still fighting it," was all he said to his cousin. His coffee pot would be avenged, goddamn it.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: "Hmmmm we're gonna need some live bait…preferably tied up..any volunteers?" She looks around, resting volpe next to her. "Ohh One at a time guys." Fox yawned.

SAIYAN: "We could use Bobby Pin? Maybe it likes human meat?" Bowtie suggested. It was worth a shot. If it wasn't a ghost it would be a good way to lure it in so they could take down the creature.

"Then what's with all the Mocha Dick talk?" Undershirt asked as he shook his head and gained his senses back.

Wristband immediately lost interest in the conversation. She looked around at the water. Everything looked pretty still for the the moment.

GAMER-GODDESS: "Then just pretend the fish is an asshole, which shouldn't be too hard considering the situation." Thigh High stroked her chin for a moment before suggesting, "I'd recommend going for the jugular, but you just do you."

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator felt tiny drips of blood on the back of his neck, as he wiped it away he eyes the water. "Er... Maybe we have something else?" He points inside the cabin with unsuspecting eyes. You are too trusting of demons Fasci. Knittens regained his balance and hugged Wool. "Maybe it's gone home?"

K-RO: "We could try that, where's the human?" HP asked,looking up from the sonar.

Leather Jacket shook his head, "No, we're not going to use anybody as bait. Unless we get someone from that yacht over there. I mean they're rich, who will miss them? Certainly not their folks who are probably waiting for them to die for the inheritance."

"Because it was a shitstain whale and I don't want this kid being eaten by a whale a la Pinocchio here." Shades said while pointing at Pack.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: She stretches," C'mon someone's gotta be into that freaky bondage stuff." Her phone rings and the jaws theme plays really loudly. "....should..I answer this...?" Fox stared at the black screen.

ZAKUTAKU: "I VOLUNTEER." Pack raised his weapon, both as confirmation and in defiance of his cousin. "And I miiiight have a plan of sorts," he added in, scooting alongside Leather Jacket.

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin gives out another loud yawn, giving away on where she was at. She drinks her strawberry banana smoothie and eating some shrimp.

K-RO: Leather Jacket stared at Pack, nearing glaring dagger into this kid, "Mijo...If your mom didn't hesitate to kill our brother, what makes you think she wouldn't hesitate to slit my throat for letting you get eaten." He shivered at the thought, shaking his head, "Sit your little ass down, we're not using anybody as bait."

"I think we know where that human is," said HP.

SAIYAN: "Yeah you have fun with that" Undershirt said to Pack. Thank god someone was stupid enough to do it.

"What are we waiting for then, LET'S GET HER" Bowtie yelled as she started to head off

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin contiues to munch on fancy shrimp with full desire. She was definetely taking full opportunities of living like the rich, not noticing at all that demons were planning to use her as bait.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator didn't say anything because he was glad they didn't notice him being half-human; getting the rope so he wouldn't be included on the menu.

K-RO: "Wait, what? I thought you were just joking." HP turned around to stop Bowtie before she proceeded.

Suddenly the creature breached the surface, clawing its way onto the yacht's deck. It screeched announcing its presence, as if a giant sea creature on a boat isn't all too obvious.

"HOLY SHIT," yelled Shades, "I'm not messing with that..."

HP began pushing Bowtie out of reflex and shoved themselves in the cabin of the yacht, "THIS IS SCARY but cool, I wanna catch it!"

ZAKUTAKU: "Fine, be fish food. I'm still fighting it." Cursed angelic relatives, why can't they just go with the flow for fucks sake. If the angel's wouldn't let him, then he'd have to take matters into his own hands. And by that, he meant waiting. Despite wanting to rebel against Leather Jacket, he made a fair argument about his mom. So he'd wait 10 minutes to jump off and swim to the beastie instead of the usual 5. Hey, he was being considerate.

ZAKUTAKU: And those five minutes came considerably faster. HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS HUGE. And hey, it was going for the reddies first. Nice!

MLLERMANDA: Gauges jumps out of fear, seeing this big ass creature. " HOLY SHIT! That's one big monster." He shakes a bit, " Glad I'm not on that shit."

SAIYAN: "You would" Bowtie said to HP, not taking her eyes off that dragon thing.

"HOLY SHIT!" Undershirt and Wristband said at the creature attacking that boat. Both were glad they weren't over there. But something told them that they would have to deal with that thing.

GAMER-GODDESS: Thigh High blinked

CRACKEMWALNUTS: "OH MY FUCK...!" Fascinator yelped and took his gun out of his pocket in panic. Trying to fire it at the thing but the safety was still on. Snapping back to reality and realizing that this sea dragon was a ghost and indeed not affected by human means. Meaning that he was screwed. His stomach pains and dizziness wasn't helping this situation either. Knittens pulled out his phone and took a picture. "Neat."

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin eats the last shrimp on her plate as the giant creature appears on the yacht and starts to claw its way to the ship. The shrimp falls dramatically along with the plate. She freezes from her seat, " Oh shit." She stares at the dragon, mainly at its eyes and gazes at it, not knowing that it was a ghost.

K-RO: Leather Jacket casually made his way to the top of the boat, carrying the harpoon, "I'll get the harpoon ready, I guess."

K-RO: "Hey guys, I just noticed something on that ghost," Shades then points to the face, "That's a person face, is this the reason why 95% of the oceans are unexplored?"

MLLERMANDA: She stares at the mighty beast and hears its mighty sound. Bobby takes off her shades, not believing how big this shit was. She forces herself to get off from her seat and goes against the wall off the yacht and ends up giving a yelp, from the horrendous sunburn and her "slight" fear of the beast.

ZAKUTAKU: Holy shit, he was right. That absolutely was a dude's face on that Lovecraftian abortion. "All the more to burn it," Pack said with a small shudder. Dear nature; please stop.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: She gets close enough on the deck and she takes a selfie , the ghost behind her on the yacht. "Heheh breakin the internet.." Fox snickers and joins the others. " And this is why I poached shit. Ya just get inbred turds like these when you don't."

MLLERMANDA: Gauges chuckles at Shades response, agreeing with him 150%. " Yeah dude, you're totally right. This thing is uglier than sin itself."

CRACKEMWALNUTS: "Like another person's face or it's face?" Knittens asked, squinting his eyes at the beast. "Wait... No I see it! ...Ewwww." turning away from the strange sight and covers Wool's eyes. Fascinator was gasping for breathe as he tried to grasp the situation he was in. He began to slowly back away from the dragon and almost slipped from awe. "D-Damn..." Fasci triled off in thought of the concept of death.

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin shakes the dumb fear off the moment she pays attention to its feature seeing that it was the creature they were wanted from and gets excited right away. She throws her shades to the ground and takes out her weapon. " Aww HELL YEA! ITS THE FUCKING BEAST I WAS WAITING FOR! " She gives out a loud cheer at echoes through all out and jumps towards the beast with no fear no more. She aims her weapon at the beast.

K-RO: Leather Jacket finally prepared the harpoon and carefully aimed at the ghost. The harpoon was freshly blessed, so this should do some damage. At least enough to weaken it. Or so he hoped. As it launched, Afrata look towards the source of the launching noise. Screeching, it dodged the harpoon and went back into the water, speeding towards the boat, ramming it hard. Now the old man and the harpoon were overboard.

Shades rushed to the side of the boat, trying to get a hold of his father, "OH FUCK." A little help may be nice.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges goes to the father and son duo and tries to help them out.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: She grunts and hops overboard , catching his father. She stabs her naginata into the side of the boat, not enough to sink it. She stands on it and hold up his pops, " Hurry the fuck up cramps is a lil heavy!" She huffs loudly.

K-RO: Shades quickly grabs on to Leather Jacket's arm and gets pulled up into the boat. With him safe, he holds out his hand to help out Stole, "Hey, thanks."

Leather Jacket just laid on the ground, trying to catch his breath, "They did say being a fisherman was the most dangerous job in the world."

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens crashed against the railing but managed to stay on board, rubbing his side he tried to make it over to help before the creature rams the boat again. "Oh nibble nuts...!" he cried out in panic. Fascinator looked at the harpoon that shot into the yacht and tries to pull it out.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox nods and takes his hand ,letting her namesake shift back. " No probs..he okay?" She climbs back aboard. "Thanks man" she said as she stretched.

K-RO: "He'll live," Shades replied, "Not like he's new to this."

SAIYAN: "Alright fuck this guy. Let's get him Wristband" Undershirt yelled as he tranformed his namesake into his spiked flail and jumped off the boat, flying towards the ghost.

Wristband nodded her head and followed suit, transforming her namesake into butterfly swords and attacking the creature as well.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Stole nodded and cracked her knuckles, "Fair enough." She lets her namesake shift back and she readys herself.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges stays quiet and attacks the creature with force.

Bobby Pin attack the creature, forgetting that it was at her side.

GAMER-GODDESS: Thigh High transformed her namesake into her rapier before she also flew towards the ghost, aiming straight for what she assumes was it's jugular.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox decides to join the clusterfuck and runs to the end of the deck before jumping off. She aimed her naginata mid air and swung downwards towards the ghost.

(( OOC: http://dcmissionaries.boards.net/thread/125/ghost-afrata For those not in the skype chat, here you go! The highest roll for the ghost is 17. If you get the range of 18 and over you hit the ghost! ))

ZAKUTAKU: Welp, it was fight time. Grabbing the BF, Pack took a good hold of it, aimed it towards the beast and...

ZAKUTAKU: Nothing. Nada. Empty lighter plus can of full axe body spray equals a slightly more tolerable smelling boat. Nonetheless, Pack was peeved.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator pulled out the harpoon and shrugged. May as well try throwing it. But the moment he lifted it the harpoon's weight caused his balance to shift, causing him to fall over pathetically. God damn it, Fasci.

SAIYAN: "Damn it! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Undershirt yelled as he jumped back up and lunged at the ghost. He build up momentum on his mace and swung down.

Wristband followed her brother's lead and slashed at the ghosts with her swords

K-RO: The first barrage of attacks were whiffed by Afrata, swimming around quickly before going under to avoid most attacks. Once it breached it went back to the fishing boat, keen on sinking it, circling it viciously.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges takes a moment to breath before taking another swing towards the beast. However once he takes the swing, he notices the beast circling around the ship that he was in. His face turn white and starts to shake in panic, seeing it closer to them made him want to kill it faster.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox misses and squeaks, falling into the water. She treads water to get to the boat, avoiding the beast, "Why meee" She swims up to the ghost and she uses it as a stepping stool, jumping back onto the boat. "Noooooope"

GAMER-GODDESS: "Get back here and fIGHT ME!" Thigh High bellowed as she attempted to downward thrust the ghost a la Zelda 2, but basic physics were against her as she aimed too high and hit the water with a loud smack.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: She hears the splash and she growns, "not again.." Fox looks at Thigh High , "You must be shitting me.." She rolls her eyes and dives back in, swimming over to thigh high with a life preserver she found hanging up. "YO CHICK I DON'T HONESTLY WANNA SAVE C'MERE"

ZAKUTAKU: Ok, for real this time. Aiming BF at the beastie, Pack started up the stream of Axe and flicked on the lighter, a small jet of stream coming out and going right towards the deep fucker. Score one for the boys back home. That's what people usually said, right? Right. Either way, Pack got in a hit and he was proud of himself.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator spotted Knittens on the fishing boat that the ghost was sinking and all bets were off. The rage of his young cousin about to be killed fuels his sudden burst of strength as he dived into the ocean with the harpoon. Swimming with all his strength, it took not time at all to reach the ghost. "Even if it's one hit..!" He mutters as he stabs the harpoon in it's side, making sure he twists it inside before pulling it out. Realizing he's in the water with a giant dragon he quickly swims back to the fishing boat and waves for help. Knittens spots his cousin and he grabs another life preserver and throws it down. "Hold on Fasci! I need to get some rope to let you up!"

K-RO: If it was a bull, it would of been bucking furiously as it tried to get Undershirt and Wrsitband off its back. Once those two were gone, it once more circled the boat, dodging most subsequent attacks the angels were throwing. It backed off when BF's flamed grazed it. It didn't really appreciate that, but it didn't appreciate the sudden harpoon even more. Afrata then went on the offensive, speeding off for Fascinator and launching him into the air. Luckily for him, there was a soft surface where he would land on doing minimal to no damage at all.

MLLERMANDA: Bobby Pin lands into the water and the water stings her body. She swims in the ocean and tries to go back to the yacht, doing a terrible job on fighting the ghost.

Gauges sighs happily at this, seeing that everyone was able to take out the scary ghost. However, he looks up and notices a human launched off by the beast. He stares at the kid, being glad that it was him that was launched off by the monster.

SAIYAN: Undershirt's anger was rising. That ghost just wouldn't go down. It was almost like it was toying with them. "HOW DARE YOU?! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!!" he yelled as a bright light encased him, fading to a yellow aura. His eyes blue and blond hair. "HAAAAA" He yelled as he flew back down and swung his flail, striking the ghost as hard as he could.

Wristband just blinked at her brother's display, but followed his lead and slashed at the ghost herself, concentrating on trying to hit any weak points.

GAMER-GODDESS: "Oi, if you don't have anything nice to say then don't bother." Thigh High rolled her eyes as she forcefully pushed the life preserver around Fox and swam them both back to the boat. "NOW ISN'T THE TIME TO START SHIT, PAL!" She yelled as she climbed to the highest point of the boat only to repeat her previous action with the same unsatisfactory results.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox crosses her arms and she climbs up with her, "Fiiiine." She gets the water out of her ear and she runs at the ghost to miss yet again.

K-RO: Seeing that the ghost was being overwhelmed by the Angels, HP began preparing a harpoon of his own. One that will stay attached to the machinery. As he aimed, he fired, piercing the ghost clean through it's body. Not being able to do much in its weakened state, Afrata was now being dragged back to the yacht.

ZAKUTAKU: Pack's palms were a tad bit sweaty. Knees slightly weak and arms heavy. The coffee was starting to wear off a bit already. But he had one last can of axe on him. He HAD to be cool guy now. Taking a good look at the dragged ghost, The heavenbent got a running start with what reserved energy he had and jumped off the boat, Trigger happy with his flames as he jabbed at whatever he could. "REPENT OR SOME SHIT, FUCKERMOTHER," He spurted out, before plopping into the ocean, surfacing back up to see if he actually managed to blaze the beastie.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges jumps in joy, seeing the beast was taken out by Pack. It was amazing to watch. " PACK, YOU DID IT! Your the hero dude~"

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Knittens dropped the rope down but too late as his guardian was thrown off into the distance. Tears swelled in his eyes and the sniffles began over his cousin's presumed death. Fasci couldn't scream because his whole being was frozen in fear, and as he flew he landed back on the shore where a truck full of pillows happened to crash and leave a giant mound of pillows. He started to scream bloody hell when he realized he was alive with no broken bones or harm. Fascinator holds the harpoon in victory as he goes back to the shore line to watch the battle from afar. "FUCK ME...! KNITTENS HOLD ON!" Grabbing the harpoon again he swam back to the ship in panic. Well atleast he's getting exercise.

SAIYAN: Undershirt panted a bit before flying to the boat and landing. His aura faded away as his eyes and hair went back to normal. Wristband followed suit and landed next to him. Se would have to learn how to do that.

Meanwhile, Bowtie peered over the bottom of the window.

"It looks like those angels managed to do it" She said to HP.

K-RO: The holy flames set fire to the ghost. It then started to bloat where it exploded right afterwards. HP dramatically arched backwards, burying his face in his hands and slowly fell to the floor.

"I H AD IT. I HAD IT RIGHT THERE AAAAAAAAAAh." He wept a little bit before proclaiming, "I need a drink."

K-RO: The bell tolled and 15 coins fell from the heavens, all landing on Undershirt's head. That's for breaking canon.

"Nice work Angels. I'll be taking those," said Shades as he began picking up the coins. But Shades didn't even do anything, What a lazy man.

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: Fox crawls back on the deck and she flops on the floor, putting a thumb in the air before she let her hand flow with her, "eeehhhh.." She groaned in response.

SAIYAN: "Oww..." Undershirt said as she twitched on the ground. On the bright side, all of the water that came up on the deck washed all the junk off and it no longer smelled like Wristband.

"Hp, has anyone ever told you how much of a nerd you are?" Bowtie asked. What goes around comes around I suppose.

K-RO: HP stared at Bowtwie, "They've told me so many times," he said. "It's not fair, though," He said in a childish tone. He really wanted that ghost.

MLLERMANDA: Gauges stands back and sees the others chatting among with each other. Guess things are time and it's time to go back home for a brand new day. He gives out a light uncomfortable smile before he puts his weapon away and heads off home.

Bobby Pin ends up seeing the angels winning and that made her angry. Her skin was burning, her head was rushing but if anyone should be made at themselves, it should be the demons. They should had known what they were doing with the ghost and do a better job at it.

She rages out of anger from the water and was able to climb back to the yacht. She gets her stuff, steals some more shrimps from the yacht and leaves.

CRACKEMWALNUTS: Fascinator was literally exhausted from swimming to the fishing boat but hugged the crying Knittens and petted his head. "Shhhh... I'm fine, see? No dying today." he soothes as he puts Wool in the boy's hands. "You want ice cream? C'mon lets go get some ice cream when we go home. Oh by the way who's harpoon is this?" Fasci asked out loud and raising it so people could see. Knittens perked up a bit while he heard ice cream and calmed his crying down. "Before I forget... Knittens why did you lie about volunteering?" Oh shit.

ZAKUTAKU: Swimming back to the boat, Pack got aboard, uniform soaked alongside the BF. Thank fuck he got the metal BF instead of the wooden one. Shaking off whatever water was on him, Pack took a look behind him to see- HOLY SHIT, IT WAS FUCKING DEAD. HE ACTUALLY KILLED ONE OF THEM?? For the first time in a while, Pack was actually surprised like. Holy shit. He actually did something important. "I... I killed it...??" He said, shocked that he managed to get the finishing blow on the deep fucker. "Wow I.... WOW. Three cheers for us, eh?"

GAMER-GODDESS: Finally re-submerging, Thigh High's head popped up on the side of the boat opposite to all the action, "HEY, DID WE WIN OR WHAT!?" She called as she swam back to the boat for the second time today.

GAMER-GODDESS: *re-emerging

K-RO: Leather Jacket took the harpoon from Fascinator and began cleaning any ghost slime off it, "Ese sera mio, gracias."

Shades went to Pack, trying to pick him up in celebration but holy shit this kid was too heavy for him. He patted his head regardless, "I'm so proud of you!"

ZAKUTAKU: Hearing Thigh-High's voice, Pack went over to the direction the angel was heading and handed out BF as a support she could grab onto.

ZAKUTAKU: "Yeah, we did, surprisingly!" Pack answered the angel's question, helping her aboard. "I... made it explode?" Cool in both theory and in practice, Pack was honestly surprised

ZAKUTAKU: Granted, the beastie was weakened from the efforts of the other angels, but hey, finishing blow bragging rights! Freaking out a bit at the attempted pick up, Pack accepted said pat to the head as Shady congratulated him. "Eh, piece of piss. Granted, I probably would've been dead if you guys didn't soften him up, but still! Another victory for the good guys, yeah?" He said with a small, yet genuine smile , which is considered a rare thing to see if one knew Pack. Congrats, Shady. You witnessed history today.

GAMER-GODDESS: "You know ghosts, they always have to go out in a blaze of glory." She smirked as she planted her feet back on the boat. " Congrats on killing it, dude!" Thigh High exclaimed as she slapped Pack's back. "Are we done here? Though, this smell is still just as bad, if not worse than before!"

OFFICERCOFFINCAT: "Congrats Pack! " Was that a smile? Ew fox stop that you have no soul that's not what mean girls do. She rings out her hair and her skirt ," ugh I need a shower and an orgasm after this " Fox stretched and yawned.

ZAKUTAKU: Hey, congratulatory praises. It's... been a good while since he heard stuff like that. Work sucks most of that joy away due to asshole fuckwad idiot customers and a work crew about as useful as crowdfunding the third Reich, but hey, Pack was happy. Cute people were congratulating him and he soaked in that positivity.

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