#itd be like smelling salts but for rich redbones

[nashvillethotchicken]

Ldpdl need some friends he ain't fuckin or kin with and bad. Like real bad

#he need a 9-5 so he can make an 73 year old friend named otis #interview with the vampire #smth about having a real old ass work friend just make you normal in the head in a way that therapy dont #je also dont need to work cus hes the disordered peoples princess but i digress #he need a secretary job so he dont start biting walls and talking about metaphors #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #amc iwtv #ldpdl #like its crazy he really aint got no friends he not like me fr #like he got lestat but that nigga crazy in a bad way #and armand is crazy in a neutral way. a Neurodivergent way #he need to go be a cashier at the walmart a couple miles out that would fix him #i genuinely think if ldpdl worked an office job or night shift at a wendys hed be 87% less like that cus the fumes from regular hoes #would make him immediately less self absorbed #itd be like smelling salts but for rich redbones #like i need him to hear from a chatty but ultimately well meaning office gossip in a break room so bad #like he need to know that people got problems #also i think hed like the human interactions. itd be like cat videos to him #he need to go to night school #he need a trade. he need to go to electrician school. truly anything that aint hanging with them crazy ass people #he need to be like every black woman i know and get so many advanced degrees