#it's our home game but it's norf's home stadium

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Imagine crossing off "Collingwood Norf sell out" on your 2023 bingo card

#norf???? in front of a full house???????? how will they COPE #norf will be fine #they've prepared for this #they've had several good fridays to prepare for this day #they've stocked the Marvel fridges with enough icecreams #and a few extra for jaidyn Stephenson #ordering enough jam donuts and meat pies #polishing up all the seats in the far back of the arena that rarely get used #it's our home game but it's norf's home stadium #norf might be so impressed with our ability to pull a crowd that they'll pick us for good Friday #we might finally get a reprieve from the easter Thursday slaughter game at the Gabba!!!!! #moving on up to Jesus nailed on a cross day!!!!!!! #The bible is violent