#it’s fine corporate just increased our SDD radius ITS FINE. I GET TO SEE BUGS I GUESS

[clannfearrunt]

Today was exhausting BUT one of the places I delivered I got pelted with a massive flock of the biggest grasshoppers I’ve seen in the area and I saw a huge P. audax walking around and I lost all sense of self awareness for a second and immediately crouched down to look at this spider. And the homeowner came out (oh no) but she has the biggest smile on her face as she excitedly asked to know what I had found and then she spent the next ten minutes showing me around her property pointing out all the bug friends she’s been keeping track of. She initially came out because she was hoping I spotted one of the ribbon snakes on her property but the spider was also a delight to her. She found another tinier P. audax right above me also and another unidentified spiderling we tried and failed to catch. The world is good and I’m jealous of her house

#BUG LOVER 🤝 BUG LOVER #saw the deepest blood orange grasshopper #she also asked why the hell i、the same day delivery driver、was at her house delivering instead of the fedex guys because what the fuck she #lives so far away. said was startled and horrified to see the email confirmation say it was same day delivery instead of fedex #it’s fine corporate just increased our SDD radius ITS FINE. I GET TO SEE BUGS I GUESS #makes up for google maps taking me to the wrong fucking house the previous stop making me spend 30 minutes searching for THE HOUSE #Con stop yapping