#it wont fix being stranded on an alien deathworld and interrogated by high schoolers but it WILL be full of fruity deliciousness

[delimeful]

me halfway through a reread of You Can’t Go Back: why has no one given virgil a smoothie. let him sip i bet he would like it. spider behavior

me getting to the interludes: oh yeah that’s why

no, no, you're making points. get that guy a Smoothie

#it wont fix being stranded on an alien deathworld and interrogated by high schoolers but it WILL be full of fruity deliciousness #patton introducing virgil to the wonderful world of silly straws #virgil doesn't understand the significance of a straw shaped like a heart and at this point he's too afraid to ask #asks #ycgb #battleblaze #ts virgil #queue