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candiid-caniine · 4 months

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slutpuppy tip of the day ✨

look ppl I've never been good at humping. idk if it's my anatomy or my lack of hip mobility or what, but humping the way I see in porn gifs has never worked for me, and it's always made me rly sad bc humping is just soooo puppy 😭

until now!!

if ur like me, and humping is difficult for you, and you want a way to make yourself look even more pathetic while edging, read on ✨

you will need:

(probably) a cunt - may work with a penis but I don't have one so idk!

pillows for support

a wand vibrator (others will prob work as long as they're sturdy/securable)

some way to keep it upright

here's what you're gonna do:

find a comfy position in some combination of chest down, ass up. get creative w pillows :)

secure your vibe upright below your spread legs ;) I did this by literally moving my arm under me and holding it in position, but I got a crick in my shoulder for it, so won't be doing that again ✌️ lol

you want it to be somewhere you can easily rub your clit/cock against it by moving ur hips up and down.

once it's there...get humping :3 think rly hard about how pathetically needy you must look, with your legs spread humping like a lil puppy dog 💕

notes:

this is a great (read: terrible!! mean!!!) exercise in self control. u have to either physically drop the vibe when ur at the edge, or move your hips away if it's secured some other way.

the problem ofc is that being in humpy drooly puppy mode makes this rlly hard >:c can't think.. can't rebmemer 😭

so I ruined before I was planning to. and let me fucking tell u. something about being in that position, both being so spread open and also being hella humiliated, made my ruin so. fucking. meannnn. I whined into my pillow and humped the air like a dumb slut 💕

given that this had me such a drooly puppy mess, I'll probably be made to edge like this for the foreseeable future 😭

possible variations:

if ur a dom and u make ur sub do this while ur passively ignoring them n throwing out little mean comments once in awhile as they put their ass into it just to get ur attention?? ur so mean 😭 ur so hot I'm begging u to DM me lol

securing the vibe independently and putting the sub in bondage that only juuuust allows them to hump properly is. hh.. (obviously do this safely af, esp if doing it solo)

u could experiment with the position of the vibe, then put constraints on your bodily positioning, to essentially make it doubly hard to get enough stimulation to hit the edge 🥺 juust add to the frustration and the desperation 💕

would be great in combo with other toys...puppy tail plug? labia spreader? dildo gag??

or even...some kind of spiky thing, also secured in the area, that would mean every time u rut against the vibrator, somethin painful is digging into ur ass or labia or w/e 💕💕

combine it w hypno. combine it w a humiliating mantra. combine it w figging. this could work with so many types of scenes :3

#edging challenge #degrade and humiliate me #t4t kink #t4t puppy #h/d #denial #only barks #exh

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insearchofnewdreams · 6 years

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IT'S ALMOST 4 IN THE MORNING BUT I NEED TO TELL THIS DRRAM BEFORE I FORGET IT BC HONESTLY IT WAS THE MOST REALISTIC JAMES DREAM AND I'M SHOOK

SOSOSOOSOSO

It started with me hanging out with my friends and my sister,and they were;; doing the usual of teasing me so I was just like;

'Cut the shIT' so I went to bed and really early in the morning I heard a little ping on my phone.

Now every once in awhile I'll check my phone in the morning if I'm about to get up and it read 'James Phelps has retweeted your photo'

And at first I ignored bc....why??????? Also hun it's too early to be lookin at notifs

But what I failed to notice was it was a quoted tweet that had said my art was actually rlly pretty and that he wanted to visit;;

Coming into the 8am time,I got out of bed,took a shower and then got dressed and not even fucking;; ten minutes later,I get a knock on my door.

It's Alyssa saying"yo there's a car outside and the guy in it says he bought you sweets" and of course I'm like"Alyssa no ppl out here are weIRD WYD" but then she dips real quick and comes back with a strawberry shortcake n' completely deadpans me of like' bitch;; go;;; downstairs;;"

Oddly enough I did go downstairs without feeling a hint of danger and who do I s e e

Getting out their car;;;

It's James.

With that childish ass grin on his face and I panicKED

Similar to the ballroom dream I had awhile ago I was met with another type of response as if I've known him for awhile,this one was more so of a like"it's been so long!" Vibe

I got to give him a giant bare hug and it was so v warm and I was a happy little lady

It just felt so strange,being in neighborhood,being in my apartment;; everything felt so smooth(I mean the dream was fluid and everything felt like it was supposed to,idk if you've ever had a dream where like;; textures and items don't feel his they're supposed to)

We spent some time together and then he asked me something but...i woke up..;

But from what I gather it looks like,this dream and the ballroom dream are connected!

I'm assuming from this that this was me first meeting him in person after awhile of being away and as a good idea to get closer and do something fun,he suggests going to a masquerade ball

WHICH TECHNICALLY WOULD FALL INTO LINE BC THERE'S A MASQUERADE BALL IN OCTOBER .

How strange...

#aurie rambles #sorry to interrupt your day with this but #i was liking that dream until i woke up

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