#it balances out one lame and one vaguely raunchy

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these are terrible im sorry

#i am struggling to even post them here #i am genuinely crumbling on myself #requires some surface level knowledge of chinese mythology level of niche #but yk what they say embrace the cringe #warriors orochi #yk i had more cheesy musou themed lines but its for the best those stay with me #just... sticking... them... here... for the off chance someone might want them... *coughs blood* #taigong wang #shennong #v day cards for myself ig #i realize also these may or may not translate very well in anything but english #i felt awful about the plow one but honestly considering how honest and direct he is it might be something hed say #it balances out one lame and one vaguely raunchy