#iss baar bahut din ho gaye ghar hi nahi aa paaye

[madhushala]

phrases my roommate has used in past half an hour over six million times on a video call to her family

#mujhe yaad aa rahi hai aap sabki #ye college walon ne zindagi jhand kar rakhi hai #sorry itna late call kiya but mujhe aapki yaad aa rahi thi #*maniacally laughing out of nowhere* #rohit bhaiyya se aake milungi #awwle le le mera bachhha (with random kissing sounds to her dog) #mai kitne din se ghar nahi aayi ekdum depression go gaya hai (has been 14 days since she went home) #*more manic laughs* #aap log mujhe ghar kyu nahi bulate #aap mujhse pyaar nahi karte na #mujhe koi pyaar nahi karta + two tears down cheeks #*manic laughing intensifies* #iss baar bahut din ho gaye ghar hi nahi aa paaye #aap logon ki yaad nahi aati kya meri #rohit bhaya (she's from south delhi what else did yall except) #*gibberish mocking of her sister* #mujhe ghar ki bahot yad aa rahi hai #*manic laughs