#insult to injury! salt in the wound! rip in pieces gepard zjzodj

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Crying imagining Gepard finally catching and cuffing Sampo, but Sampo isn't even distressed about it, he just looks up at Gepard with his big sad wet eyes and smarmy smirk like oh noooo, not the handcuuuuuuuffs, I'm helpless~

And Gepard is trying so so hard to not even look directly at him, his face is bright red as he tells himself to stay strong- do NOT think about the last time he arrested him when Sampo rode him and how good it felt, do not think about the arrest before that and how good he is at sucking dick, don't do it, don't do it, he's just going to use the distraction to make an escape again, stay strong Gepard, stay strong....!!!!

Smash cut to Gepard, pissed off and fuming and humiliated, as he sits cuffed to a bench with his own handcuffs while Sampo stands nearby, counting the money out of Gepard's wallet like "Man is this really all they pay you" JDKJSJDJD

#hsr #gepo #gepard landau #sampo koski #This ship has caught me by the throat the comedic potential is FANTASTIC #like I give zero shits about romance I just want for Sampo to manwhore manipulate his way out of every arrest #and for Gepard to fall for it like a sucker every time and be humiliated and hate it zjsknskd #do you feel me #do you understand my vision #stealing gepard's wallet isn't even necessary sampo is just a little shit skxjskkdjd #insult to injury! salt in the wound! rip in pieces gepard zjzodj #sampo #gepard #suggestive