I wanna hear more about what u think happened to dude between p2 and p4!!!
And I wanna be annoying and ask how he reacted to him realizing he’s aging 💀 (finding his gray hairs and whatnot)
I think that initial post-paradise lost drive out was kind of awkward for him, mainly getting used to the absence of his wife around. She had "divorced" him in Apocalypse Weekend, but it doesn't seem like he had gotten far before getting sent into a coma.
He probably doesn't sleep in the bed for a while even though it's empty, he's gotten used to sleeping on the couch and still goes out there when he's unable to go to bed. Sure, he hated her, good riddance, but getting used to the sudden absence of a person, even one you hate, can be a weird adjustment. Probably starts enjoying being in that trailer more, makes a real home for himself. It's a disgusting mess, but now it's just HIS disgusting mess.
I think the gap is when he starts to get really close to Champ, before due to how fried out he was he was kind of a dick to him even though he loved the dog, but without the big stressors he could learn to appreciate him. And all his new, fire breathing tendencies. He starts to mellow out a little himself, he's still short tempered and a little bitter, but he's fizzled out with age and learned to laugh at least.
Maybe a bit of a cop-out but i think he was already greying in Postal 2 due to stress, but he hid it under his hair since it was more just bits of white hiding inside his hair. He probably saw it while brushing it back and groaned, he already looked and felt like shit, so getting grey already was just another thing on top of the shit pile.
Maybe between 2 and 4 he tries dying his hair a little, claim back his 'bachelor' years, he definitely sleeps around more, discovers some things about himself (cough cough bisexual), drives around in the trailer and checks out shit just for the hell of it. A random town on the road. Some shitty little tourist trap. A waffle house or two. The landmark the shitty map he has tells him "is a great view on your way around Arizona", just cause he CAN.
By 4 he's essentially speedran a mid-life crisis, he's on his roadtrip with Champ and gotten more used to being a single man out there. Sure parts of it suck, mainly his trailer being old and run down and still having to take up odd jobs, but now he's at least used to it. He's not entirely feeling like The Shit or whatever, but he's learned to like himself more with some help. He picks out clothes mostly for the comfort now, lets his natural greying hair out, being 'divorced' (via explosion) has made him be able to cope better with life.
I'm not suuuper sure what goes with P3, especially cause i don't wanna be like an armchair psychologist for disorders that aren't mine SDHFSJDFH But i like to think after Paradise Lost he went back into Dude's subconcious and calmed down too, enjoying a bit of a relaxation period, but he's still up there. He mainly manifests as visual hallucinations or a voice in his head, if this makes sense, kind of like Hobbes does?
He doesn't purposefully sabotage or fuck with Dude (as much), he's just a bit mischievous and joking. If he noticed his grey hairs after showing up in his head, he'd probably make a snarky comment about it at first, something akin to "Wow, getting grey already, old man? Try not to blow your back out pushing them back!" cause yknow, they have a pretty bicker-ing teasing relationship in-game. By 4 i think he'd more turn to appreciative teasing, like "Try not to woo em too hard, Silver Fox, save some of the rest of us."
It may not make a lot of sense but i also like to imagine P3 ages as well, being tied to P2/P4 dude so he even gets his own grey hairs, but not as many. He may be in his old Postal 3 clothes, but if he also updates his wardrobe i like to imagine him kind of adopting like the "cool uncle" look.
Or having one of those stupidly specific shirts they advertise on Facebook, yknow the kind like "DON'T FUCK WITH A SAGITTARIUS BORN IN DECEMBER WHO LOVES WATCHING DAYTIME TV AND OWNS A SHOTGUN"
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yo , waddup waddup !!! it’s simba again & this time , i’m giving you a glimpse into the life of the party and fellow lambda sigma omega man himself , ARTHUR CHAE ! before reading the listed triggers will be present : self - inflicted injuries , mentions of violence.
* ☆ ◞ IM CHANGKYUN. CISMALE. HE/HIM. ◟ wait, wasn’t that ARTHUR CHAE? they’re a TWENTY-ONE year old JUNIOR, hailing from ALBANY, NEW YORK. i heard they’ve chosen to study PERFORMING ARTS while living at LAMBDA SIGMA OMEGA. word around campus is that they’re EASYGOING & WARM-HEARTED but also quite AWKWARD & REMOTE. if you happen to see them walking to class with their earbuds in, they’re probably listening to BON BON CHOCOLAT by EVERGLOW. ( simba, 18, cst, she/her. )
first off . his music choice ??? i’m STILL laughing
anyWAy , onto this ... fucking disaster , jfc .
arthur was the result of a hookup gone bad . his dad was a male escort and his mother was just a client who had bargained for more than she could handle . was literally given to his dad after turning two and has never seen his “surrogate” ever since .
his dad was just turning his life around for the better . got out of the game and got a real job working for his uncle’s mechanic shop . this was where his father would meet his now step - mother, or his real mom as far as he’s concerned .
had two twin siblings three years later and would snap necks if something happened to them .
was a child who possessed an idgaf attitude at a young age . he was quite the little shit , tbh . always taking things without asking , breaking something and hiding it , throwing rocks at the neighbor’s kids . quite an interesting asshole .
maybe it was because he stayed up night and watched programs he shouldn’t have . and porn but HEY .
this carried on into his childhood days , which caused a lot of fucking trouble . he practically lived in the principal’s office at school by this time .
arthur didn’t care . and it’s all because of the followers he gained .
known the “arthur the asshole” among students , and some teachers , this was when he started loving attention . he was needy for it , would literally die without it .
even much so , he noticed that some teachers would actually feel sorry for him , thinking something is going on at home . which brings up into how he was sent to live with his uncle on his step - mother’s side .
arthur thought it would be funny if he came to school one day looking like he was almost road kill and blamed it on his family . it gained him attention , but not the kind he was used to . the school immediately contacted cps . this stunt nearly cost him his sisters , and that was when he quickly admitted to hurting himself . dad wasn’t happy , step - mom felt bad but thought that he just needed to get away for a while .
a while turned into years .
as a teenager , he grew quite the reputation . fuckboy and liar . how pretty .
schmoozed his way into anyone’s hearts then proceeded to break them bc that’s the tREnD , riGHt ?????
honestly this all started when he was used as a bet for a football player to make a “gay” come out .
he knew he was bi-sexual so this was just the icing on the cake . they dated undercover for five months , which led to him losing his virginity to this guy . the outcome ? having a video of him giving the guy a bj displayed during a prep - ralley .
his response ? “this just proves that i can take your boyfriends , ladies ! might wanna watch keep an eye on him before i change his life” and a fUCKING WINK .
literally fought his ex that same night on the football field and won . he punched until he saw red . then proceeded to cry in the school’s pool area afterward .
the kid’s just dsyfunctional . doesn’t know what to do especially now that his uncle is a drug addict .
came to the conclusion one night after smoking for the first time with the old man across the street that he was gonna do something that would make him proud .
turns out being a male stripper was harder than he thought so ig college will do for now .
the old man across the street soon became his second father and helped pay for his tuition . actually got a scholarship for being left - handed but was right so WHOOPIE .
went to nyu so he would still be somewhat close to the elder . contacts him anyway possible .
his freshman year was a breeze . he stayed to himself , got his work done . was all about making himself & the ones he loved proud his first semester . it was second semester that was just ... wOw .
the partying scene consumed him . it was his literal aesthetic . empty beer cans in the morning , the pain from the sun blinding your eyes , the intense head - pounding from drinking . he BREATHED that shit .
became well - known on campus after diving into the crowd from the upstairs balcony of a party . the guy’s fun to be around .
was offered to join the zetas but kindly refused since he hated how they acted . SHOCKING
after becoming a party animal , he went on to being the heart - breaker as well . this was actually on accident , i swear . the boy has the mindset that nothing good ever stays and that you can’t trust no one . he broke up some really long - lasting relationships because of this . even platonic ships didn’t last long .
now in his junior year , arthur’s starting to see that life doesn’t fucking matter LMAO .
like in a “if you’re going to fuck up, fuck up all the way.” type shit
in conclusion : arthur is the human definition of trying but also the definition of damaged .
FUN FACTS !!!!!!
my favorite fact about him : he joined lambda sigma omega bc he fucking hates zetas . the parties are nice , yes , but fuck those guys .
when he first heard about the frat opening he laughed bc why the hell would these idiots want to piss off two HIGHLY liked greek houses ? then realized “... that’s literally what i do” so into lambda it is ! was gonna be vice president bc why the fuck not but didn’t want to risk fucking up a freshman’s life so he stuck with just being a pledge .
honestly ?? just wants to shut up the zetas soon . give them a taste of their own medicine .
can be noticed on campus rocking a black hoodie and black nail polish .
never spoke to his twin sisters since leaving but does write them letters even though he hates it .
lowkey cries in his sleep but shush .
aquarius in sun , moon in libra .
joined the baseball team as well as the campus radio station and theatre club .
if you can approach him when he’s sober you’re braver than the marines .
kinda cocky , a little bit conceited but it’s only because he’s tired of feeling hated by everything so he just .. hates himself so it’s easier ??? if that’s a way to describe it .
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