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kinksandkurlsss · 3 years

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Naruto hunks as sneaky links

How might some of the strongest men from “Naruto” fare as those secret lovers you don’t want anyone else to know about?

Part 1 with: Madara, Obito and Kakashi

Madara

The ideal lover to keep in secret, with no qualms at all about the sneaking ... usually. He’s covert, keeps to himself often, and naturally likes to maintain a certain distance with his roster of lovers

He’s always been straight to the point, so he flat out asked you about the arrangement when you attempted to casually hint at the idea after inviting him to watch a new Netflix movie at your place on Friday night

He smirked during your private conversation in the corner of the room, some distance from nearby ears, and nonchalantly leaned past you, as if to look at art on the wall behind you, before whispering against your ear, “Hn, you need to be a little more specific about what you want from me”

The man is a god in bed … and everywhere else for that matter. Experience cannot begin to describe this Uchiha. The sex is always earth-shattering and unpredictable.

In the first two months, you’ve probably already had sex in the shower, on the kitchen table, the back of his truck among the shadowy patch of trees on your way home, the small bathroom in the diner on the outskirts of town where no one you know will ever visit (and where you’re pretty sure you both broke the sink) … you get the picture

If you weren’t friends before becoming fuck buddies, he’s more businesslike when it comes to your and his … appointments

So, he prefers you and him schedule a date in advance

A top bossman in his line of work, the Uchiha also prefers to be in control and dominant in the bedroom. But that doesn’t mean he’s put off in any way by a dominant partner. In fact, he prefers his partner a little more … feisty. He’s found the challenge makes the prize all the more rewarding

But if you both were friends before becoming sexually involved, watch out

He intentionally doesn’t get close to too many of his sexual partners -- or anyone for that matter.

So, if you have already established a close tie, lines can become blurred and he can develop an attachment. Depending on how strong that tie grow, the Uchiha, who is prone to possessiveness, can also be territorial.

When he loves, the man loves hard ... In which case, all fuck buddy-esque bets are out the window and Madara may find it difficult not to resort to his more mischievous side and “slip up,” like “accidentally” calling you by his pet name for you in the group chat, completely blowing up your entire spot

Obito

A complete fucking wild card. Obito would definitely be down for the sex, and can totally keep it a secret, but that can completely change depending on his connection to you

He’s not too forward, so you likely brought up the proposition during one of your everyday conversations

“So ... we’ll just have sex and still get to hang out?” he probably asked with eagerness and slight caution just to be sure you two would still be able to kick it together afterward

While Obito has his fair share of casual sex, he doesn’t have nearly as long a roster as Madara. He’s more likely to go longer without sex depending on if he’s in a relationship. Much of this, however, is because this Uchiha places more significance on the act more often than not, so he can be very selective about who he has sex with

That said, the chances are very high that, in the event you’re both having sex and not in a relationship, it’s because he has established a certain connection with you beforehand

Which means sex is going to be way more intense, despite you both not being in a relationship. Because a certain link has been established prior to sex being introduced, he’ll feel comfortable enough to be much more passionate during sex

He can be complete ‘boy next door’ material, so beware the intense eye contact in the throes of passion with this one, the way he utters your name and tightens his arms around you just before you climax. Woo.

Just make sure you keep your wits about you when trying a ‘no strings attached’ kinda sitch here

Also, because he likes to break down certain barriers between the both of you before having sex, he’s definitely going to be more okay with being his full self with you.

So, expect goofy sex as well, since he’s certainly the type to jump in the shower with you with his clothes still on to surprise/ spook you

But, because of how attached he can be, and would expect you to be, when it comes to having sex, even if you’re sneaking around, he can be likely to want more

You could also encounter his insecurities after a while of sneaking because he might begin to project and wonder if you’re actually keeping your relationship a secret because of his appearance

Because he cares about you, if he developed deeper feelings, he would still respect your wishes if you don’t want to be in a relationship

But, after a certain point, he wouldn’t continue to have casual sex with you. He wouldn’t be able to handle sharing such intimate moments and not being able to call you his

Kakashi

This horndog is down all the way for the ‘sneaky link’ count. He has probably brought the idea up indirectly in casual conversation a few times … By the third time, it started to sounds like a sale pitch

“You scratch their back … they scratch yours, no strings attached, and everyone gets to have their eyes rolled back every once in a while”

But, gods, does getting to go to bed with him make it all the more worth it

For starters, he is quite explorative. Because of his Icha Icha addiction, he is always game to try just about anything in the bedroom or will likely have some new move to experiment with for the thrill

Sex with Kakashi can range from varying levels of intensity and can happen very often, partly because the shinobi has a habit of turning to the act as a decompressor for stress.

Because of this, afterward, he can sometimes be so caught up in trying to hold onto that euphoria from reaching his peak that he doesn’t really communicate much with you while in bed right after sex

On his tougher days, sex can go from being rough and fast to being completely encompassing and needy. Sometimes, he just needs to lose himself entirely, whether it’s in your bed or someone else’s

Despite his demanding schedule, he is usually up for a quickie wherever possible to squeeze into his calendar

As one of his village’s most in-demand shinobis, Kashi has certainly been able to pack his own little black book full of names of potential partners to sate his more … primal urges when needed

It’s also easy for him to conceal his activities with you and he has no problem sneaking around, in fact this is also a preference for him as a way to keep him from forming more meaningful relationships

He isn’t really the type to develop deeper feelings for someone just by way of sex, nor to lead anyone on for that matter. He will also make it very clear that he is ‘not exactly what you’d call relationship material at the time’

He also doesn’t need to establish much of a connection before having sex

But, in the event he does manage to develop a connection with you, the copycat ninja would probably be conflicted about divulging his deeper feelings to you because he feels unworthy of love…

Much like Obito, he’d still respect your wishes if you wanted to remain in secret

But he would probably keep mum about how he feels about you, while still putting himself through the torture of wondering when you’ll break things off or find someone new, because a large part of he thinks he doesn’t deserve to be happy or settle down 😪

The ending got a little dark fast lol. Otherwise this was p fun.

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