#im unemployed and starting to get a lil desperate and stir crazy but i feel very vindicated rn

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I dont make personal posts but i have to scream to my lil diary of shitposts about the phone call i just received. To my 5 followers who are real, im sorry for the real life update, and to my 1500 porn bots hot damn.

Anywho, i used to work for the dmv in a contractor office and was damn good at my job. I was so good that even tho i have only met one of them before, the local office manager, they all knew my name. Idk whether to be happy or scared even months later bc if it was in a bad way my contract went up in flames, and as the only office able to print car titles on demand besides hq proper, i would have many angry dealers on my hands. I also stole their 2nd best employee to work for me so theres that. I quit my job bc being salary sucks ass when your wage to hours work diddles down to something far below min wage and even a customer looked at me and asked jokingly if i was gonna kms after my shift. So thats fun.

5 months later and yall will not believe, my 8th ranked bestie in the state office just called me on my knees to beg me to work at the local dmv proper in licensing. The noise he made when i asked explicitly if xyz was gone. The squeak. The "im not allowed to name names but how do you know those names and know to blame your problems on them" choke. Apparently everyone who made my life hell is out the door and i feel very hm. The person who nearly sent my old joanns work bestie come bestie bestie is still there but hm. The whole clique has been broken up but now i gotta ask around to make sure. Like god damn. AND HE OFFERED TO BE A REF FOR IF I CHANGE STATES.

Work bestie #8, i am kissing you with tongue

#purrsonal #friendly reminder to go work for the dmv #theyre understaffed and normally dont need more than a hs diploma #govt benefits are very nice and i didnt have them before #also if in nm or mt do not work for mvd express #theyre great for customers but i worked there 2 years and see paragraph 1 #im very thankful to be out but HOT DAMN #these bitches love me for my guaranteed low audit rates #god remember when my entire office was below the required 2% and still auditing was all up my ass???? #but the examiners office had a bitch with a 93 % audit rate?????? #93% meaning 93 out of 100 licenses came back with a minor or major problem #THATS VERY BAD #like first week fine #3 months in?????? #girl seek help #im unemployed and starting to get a lil desperate and stir crazy but i feel very vindicated rn