#im undecided as to what mav did to Caine's car

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: Am I in trouble?

Ice: Take a guess.

Mav: No?

Ice: Correct

Mav: Really!?

Ice: No, you idiot.

Ice: If you really think you're not in trouble for what you did to Admiral Caine's car, then you're even more delusional than I thought.

Mav, under his breath: It was worth it.

#im undecided as to what mav did to Caine's car #probably something involving glitter though #that seems like something he would do #ice is long suffering #mav is lucky that his husband is moronsexual and loves his dumb-ass #ice sighing as he receives his sixth angry phonecall from Caine of the week #mav better make it up to him #mean ice for getting Mav's hopes up that he might not be in trouble #but he's right #mav is a bit delulu #we love him for it tho #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick