#im obsessed with red guy asking lesley if shes his mom you don’t understand i need that to happen itd hit so hard

[ultimateloserboy]

the idea that lesley hates duck is one thing but have y’all considered duck hating lesley EVEN MORE? like think about it man, duck does follow “the rules” and stays in the house, sure, but as far as hes aware those are HIS rules. if he found out the real reason he stays inside isnt cuz he wants to, but because some old lady in his attic has an ugly littlest pet shop of him in her barbie dream house, i think hed actually fucking boil over. i think hed fucking lose it. like yes he DOES want to stay inside and read the paper and hes fine with dying he really doesnt care honestly. and yes he probably wanted to go home after getting stranded in the transport episode BUT AN OLD LADY IN HIS ATTIC DRAGGING HIM HOME??? THAT CANT STAND!!! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HIS POLLY POCKET LESLEY!!!! hed be swinging the little model house off the piano and shed have to grab him by the scruff and throw him down the stairs. the whole house would be in disarray.

seriously tho i love imagining the other twos reactions to her cuz like.. honestly i can hardly imagine it at all. dhmis isnt very predictable. but i like to guess the mindset theyd have towards her at least. i think red guy would ask her if shes his mother. and shed laugh at how silly the question is. idk just a thought.

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