#im not tagging all the ghouls im lazy as shit

[jax-is-rattled]

The ghouls but it's random shit from the bastard thoughts folder in my phone (aka my quotes folder from the internet and irl)

Aether: if you switch the first 2 letters of cookie dough you get dookie cough and I think that is VERY funny

Dew: I'm gonna break into your house every week and repaint all of your furniture a SLIGHTLY different shade until you go crazy

Swiss: baja blast regret the past

Rain: my body is not a temple it's a sinking kayak

Mountain: get high and cry about the past. Call that blunt force trauma

Cirrus: if you drink 7 cups of coffee and an entire bottle of nyquil you will make eye contact with god Lucifer

Cumulus: they said it was easy as pie but holy FUCK am I bad a baking

Sunny: yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a Night Orange?

And a bonus bw: Gaslight gatekeep gangam style

#fuck it since the last one did good might as well share my dumbfuckery with the main tags again #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #im not tagging all the ghouls im lazy as shit #will tag my popsicle twink tho #august ghoul

[dreadsful]

tagged by @roecompany love you boo

rules:  answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagging: @fuckyeahspirk and @weneedwhiskey

THE LAST

1. drink: pepsi 2. phone call: deadass corsettis 3. text message: a skype to heidi  4. song you listened to: shot in the dark - within temptation  5. time you cried: uh like last night full blown sobbing because im w e a k 6. dated someone twice: no because ive been dating heidi since fifth grade 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: idk brighten pissed me off for a little while 9. lost someone special: yes my kitty ♥ 10. been depressed: probably yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i did drink two two liters of pepsi in one night and threw up 

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. blue 13. orange 14. dark red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: purposefully i have not  16. fallen out of love: maybe with a fandom or two  17. laughed until you cried: “we made her eat a combination of all the expired foods in my fridge. she was still awake and turned over with her ipod light. punched in the back of the head, that one girl last year who slammed into my forehead, “why is that ross from friends”, “ - adding on, the reaper that definitely got possessed mid-game, the people on video chat that recognized eren, the message i got from the porn bot on ps4, every time we almost got separated, ‘you cat pushed down on my vagina’ 18. found out someone was talking about you: uh yes? but mostly from people i’d expect it to be from lol 19. met someone who changed you: literally me and heidi suck each other into fandoms so much it wouldn’t be fair to say anyone else changed me.  20. found out who your friends are: ive happily been in a single committed friendship for like 7 years so i know  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no thank god 

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: p sure all of them besides some african kid that sent me a friend request 23. do you have any pets: yes, id like to have more tbh another puppy  24. do you want to change your name: yes my name is way too common 25. what did you do for your last birthday: just like- ate cake 26. what time did you wake up: usually around 6:50 if im being honest 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: im not even lying i was deadass crying  28. name something you can’t wait for: friday  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now  31. what are you listening to right now: my dog’s ridiculously long nails on the floor 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i don’t think so  33. something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that i always have so much shit to do but do none of it instead 34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube, character wiki pages 35. hair colour: naturally brown but i’ve colored it so sometimes its like- more brown/blond or brown/red  36. long or short hair: fairly long  37. do you have a crush on someone: no 38. what do you like about yourself: i honestly- am so good as procrastinating but still getting everything done it’s impressive  39. want any piercings: i would like to have my ears pierced but they always get infected when i do  40. blood type: i think ab something but im not sure 41. nickname: people always call me ‘em’ and it drives me insane i hate it, but i dunno if that really counts as a nickname  42. relationship status: single (thank god) 43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: bates motel, ahs but really just the freakshow and asylum seasons, used to be game of thrones before they killed off my boy, (tokyo ghoul and snk if animes count), star trek the original series, btas, gotham sometimes i have a love hate relationship with it 46. tattoos: heidi and i should get matching tattoos but i want a small one for my birthday  47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: no, but i did have stitches on my chin & have fucked up my ankle and foot a bunch  49. piercing: none  50. sport: i say horse back riding out of habit but honestly i cry off 30 pounds a day  51. vacation: im supposed to go to florida to see my dad but he also didn’t evacuate for irma so is he even alive idk  52. pair of trainers: are those sneakers? 

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: soup 54. drinking: pepsi  55. i’m about to: sit here until i go to the movies  56. waiting for: also to go see IT like damn i liked the original but the remake is more my speed + eddie’s & richie’s jokes are the best  57. want: to get back into fucking platinum in overwatch  58. get married: i sometimes think i want to but then i remember how much i sincerely hate people 59. career: crime scene investigator but im also lazy af 

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: personally i don’t like either but when it comes to characters i have a weakness for the hugs 

61. lips or eyes: pfft eyes  62. shorter or taller: tall people are scary tbh  63. older or younger: i hate old people  64. nice arms or nice stomach: both  65. hook up or relationship: uh- for me i don’t even,,, care, but for them otps you know relationships  66. troublemaker or hesitant: there’s such a thing as in between 

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger:  no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i don’t have those lol  70. turned someone down: not technically but when people feel the need to remind me that they’re straight i do stop talking to the, 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: uh no  73. had your heart broken: when any favorite character dies  74. been arrested: i should have been  75. cried when someone died: literally any character ever  76. fallen for a friend: 😏😏😏

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: ha 78. miracles: nope 79. love at first sight: not realistically no  80. santa claus: no ? who does anymore? 81. kiss on the first date: its just a kiss 82. angels: heidi is one 

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: heidi ofc  84. eye colour: blue 85. favorite movie: IT is really good, the star trek movies are all good even if some of them are like romantic comedies. avengers, psycho, the dark knight and wonder woman (though i hate the dceu with a burning passion tbh), batman animated movies are literally the best, fucking brother bear and open season my childhood favorites, mad max fury road, honestly so much more i just can’t remember

#tag game

[watashi-no-namae-wo-yonde]

Tag Game

got tagged by @welcometomalformedbox thank you bby ! and sorry it took me forever to do this ._.

Answer 10 questions and then make up your own and tag some other people

Questions asked:

1) If you could get any item suddenly, what would you get? def something gazette related. like an album or a concert ticket .

2) What’s your favorite Food? ALL THE FOOD IS FAV FOOD. (but i do love pasta a lot)

3) What’s your favorite non-pet/domesticated animal? hmmm i love all animals tbh but i guess either a lion or a penguin XD.

4) If you could look like someone else, who would you choose to look like? ah ruki ofc that asshole looks good no matter what ffs.

5) What’s your current favorite t.v. show? i really am not watching much at the moment. so i guess the Simpsons  XD

6) If you could be transported to any fictional universe, which would you choose and why? bruah this is tough ahhh def a peaceful one so no tokyo ghoul or anything tragic. Mickey mouse the one from 1928. i want to be in the same universe as Mickey mouse that is the only universe that is entirely peaceful fcuk.

7) If you had to pick out a pet/nickname for yourself, what would it be? i already got a bunch of those (Oossa, soso,su, and a shit ton other) but my only fav teacher used to call me “S” n i really liked it XD it was new n no one ever called me by it so i liked immediately. 

8) If you could have any skill suddenly, which skill would you choose? skill hmm i would love to draw tbh or cook nicely XD.

9) What’s your favorite dessert item? I LOVE ALL SWEETS but you can win my heart with chocolate cake XD 

10) Do you have any siblings? If not, do you want any? i have one sister shes older than me and thosands of cousins (like prob over 20 cousins XD)

loved this ! thank you again for tagging. im a lazy ass so forgive me i won’t tag n im awful at coming up with questions so i will save u the agony of answering any XD 

#tagged #personal #thank you

[yuyubake]

tagged by @spykidzbop​ 

Rules: Tag 20 amazing followers you want to know better.

Name: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nicknames: im p sure i dont have any lmao

Gender:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Star Sign: 2 fish

Height: like almost 5′1″

Sexual Orientation: pan

Hogwarts House: Slytherin or Hufflepuff it depends on the quiz (tho pottermore said slytherin)

Favorite Color: pastels idk nothing specific

Favorite Animal: ALL

Average hours of sleep: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cat or Dog person: both

Favorite Fictional Characters: u cant ask me this. there is 2 many. i’m 1000% obsessed with hallelujah rn tho from smt 4 apocalypse. 

Number of Blankets I sleep with: two in hawaii. up in california tho its more like 6 lmao

Favorite Bands/Singers: glutamine, itou kashitarou, mili, radwimps, bump of chicken

Dream Trip: japan in winter and spring because i really want to go to hokkaido in the winter and then see the cherryblossoms bloom in the spring and just sort of follow them down the island

Dream Job: game dev or anything creative really

When was this blog created: May 2014 which is much older than i thought lmao 

Current number of followers: 340 although im p sure that more than half of them r porn bots 

When did your blog reach your peak: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Time right now: 11:49 pm

Last thing I googled: how draw knee

Song stuck in my head right now: Past the Stargazing Season - Canon and Gigue in Plectrum Remix 

Last movie I watched: riddick was on in the background a few hours ago but idk which one it was. the one where he’s friedns with the doggo

Last TV show I watched: tokyo ghoul. not as bad as i thought it was gonna be tbh but i think that the manga is still wayyy better

What I’m wearing right now: gray tank top and gray sweatpants i keep typing gay wtf lmao

What kind of stuff do I post: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do I have any other blogs: i have 5 sideblogs but one’s completely inactive and one’s just a placeholder for a project im thinking of doing later

Do I get asks regularly: nope. plz talk to me

Why did I choose my URL: long story short, i stole a name. i go by hakkunkun p much everywhere else now tho.

Pokémon team: for what???? for the franchise or for go??? instinct for go and i guess magma for the rest of it. because gen three is my shit

Lucky number: nine

Following: dont make fun of me 2043

Tag 20 people: im a lazy ass bitch so if u see this it’s an open invitation lmao