#im drunk off peach Smirnoff

[sangheilihoes]

Since it's the new year, I just wanna pop in and say I'm incredibly lucky to have all my mutuals! I had a somewhat shitty year, things kinda got better in the end but overall it could have been better. But you guys were a constant in my life, even if you didn't know it. Seeing your posts, your art, writing, all of it always put a smile on my face on the worst of days. I hope you guys had a better year than me. if you didn't, hopefully the next year will be better for you! I love you guys🧡💛💚💙💜

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#what im trying to say is #ur all my besties and i love you all very much🫶🫶 #last post of 2022 #😭😭 #happy new year #im drunk off peach Smirnoff #arie posts

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THINGS ME & MY BEST FRIEND HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER IN DISCORD: part one of a meme series

that is the gayest thing you have ever said to me.

we had a baby together. the rumors are true.

probably robbed a sperm bank thinking it was some frozen yogurt place

i hope you die, cunt

NO ONE KNEW WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

I'LL FITE EVERYONE OKAY

find a bar named the pit in the area and tell her to meet you there

i dont even know what im capable of anymore

i had a surprising amount of german in me tbh

and my dad asked me what i was listening to and i went AH IT'S THE MOONLIGHT SONATA

ice tea... ice cube... theyre not the saame guy?

*casually sings the law and order theme*

its cuz you're on ur period u whore

I DON'T HAVE A PERIOD ANYMORE IN YO FACE WHORE

my eyes are wide like cherry pie

mine tastes like murder

i'm a celebrity yall just dunno yet i'm one from the future

i'm one i'm just not super famous in your area

those were my jams when i was high as well as bob ross

i stopped watching when i stopped having friends

let’s just grow old together and live at your grandma’s beach house

oh i thought you meant i dont drink enough to be able to deal with those people

because my parents kept walking through??? like hello girl with jump rope here please for the love of god lemme work out in peace

Then I can skip around and act like the village idiot

I AM the devil duh

i wanna go by cleetorious

i just have to say this, but crispy m&m's own my ass

cant tell if sarcasm or genuine

*finger guns*

fuck yo momma

remember when i made my "healthy drink" of malibu, pineapple juice, and orange juice?

also the Smirnoff ice peach Bellini is so good. legit tastes like a peach Bellini

but I give off bitch vibes

some days i'd rather shove a baseball with hotsauce up my asshole

grandma never stood a chance

ima start charging like lucy from charlie brown

burn in hell, motherfucker

my day has gone so horribly and it all started when we played re5 and you let me die like 3 times

YOU LET ME DIE 3 TIMES

the only thing he knows how to do is fight

{ name } never heard of you? sorry i don’t know who the hell you are

what is that? i don’t know man, i’m not sure

look at it with your special eyes

MY BRAAAAAAND

well i mean let the man be a drunk if he wants to be a drunk