#im a barbie girl i have all these jobs. cant i be a ken? unemployed

[frecklystars]

I wish etsy had a wishlist feature because my coworkers keep asking what I want as a last-minute bday gift and since most of the barbie movie dolls are out of stock I'm just like... idk i want the first gray man novel. i want the sierra six poster with ryan gosling's pretty face on it. and ppl are like ok ok what else tho? i want 50 barbie and ken related things on etsy dear god. but maybe if i received those things i'd gain way too much power

#saw marceline's skull guitar pick on etsy too and i was like AUGH. MY WIFE #[steve blum voice] MAH WAHF #im hoping by the end of the year ill be making a lot more money #applying for another bartending job so i'd have... 4 jobs. ew #im a barbie girl i have all these jobs. cant i be a ken? unemployed #i might go back to college for performing arts next year but if i wanna do that i have to make? money? disgusting #woof #im bartending this saturday im so excited #i genuinely wholeheartedly LOVE to bartend at the theater