#if you want smut you gotta wait for the fics to get finished ♥

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DA here and honestly reading everyone's ☕️ takes has been pretty cathartic but god AR left us with so much unresolved trauma that I'm starting to feel anxious lmao. Love everyone in this bar though, I fuck with every single one of these amazing takes. ☕️ + smutty/fluffy V-day shenanigans? 🙏

Dungeon anon ♥

God but it has been cathartic, hasn't it? I think everyone had some big feelings about these vampires that really needed letting out.

Daniel and Armand's first Valetine's Day together is a doozy, because what in the world do you get a vampire who has more money than god and has been around long enough he's probably gotten plenty of valentine's day cards?

Turns out flowers and a card with a hand written message are enough to make that little weirdo verklempt because yeah, Armand has gotten cards before but not ones with anything more than a signature at the bottom. He dries one of the roses, presses it into the card, and manages to keep both even up to the present day.

And then he gives Daniel his gift, in the form of a nice show of lingerie that ends with Daniel having the underwear he'd come all over and made a mess of stuffed into his mouth.

(I may be writing this whole scenario into a little v-day fic as we speak)

Lestat and Armand have developed a tradition of sending each other vinegar valentines (insulting anti-valentine cards the victorians came up with, give them a google, some are hilarious). It started as a joke after Lestat left Night Island and wanted to keep in touch the old fashioned way via the mail.

It becomes very much not a joke when Lestat finally writes on the back of one of them that he truly does love Armand no matter what they've said or done to one another over the years. The second Armand gets that one he calls Lestat on the phone and flies out to wherever in the world he is.

They get each other proper romantic cards now. But still tucked in with them is an old vinegar valentine as a joke.

Nowadays Armand has too many lovers to go on a date with them one on one. Which they're fine with. Lestat is an excellent event planner, each Valentine's Day gets more and more extravagant with overnight trips to beautiful locations and enough flowers to make a conservatory look barren.

And all of them end the same way- with Armand spread out on a lovely bed, getting quite literally every inch of him kissed and drank from until he's left weak and in a pile of his lovers. He doesn't need gifts because getting to fall asleep in the middle of them is the best gift of all.

#dungeon anon #this leans sappy but it's valentines day okay #if you want smut you gotta wait for the fics to get finished ♥ #apoptoses answers