#if you google how to make a roux online most sources will say that making it this dark is burning it beyond comprehension and they are liars

[aohendo]

The Gumbo Recipe

@fearofahumanplanet​

This recipe pretty much exactly serves four, with no leftovers. Perfect for two or three people (or one if you’re just gonna go on a gumbo binge for a few days. It gets even better sitting in the fridge!).

Recipe translated from my shitty handwriting (with additions I just... haven’t written down) below the cut. If pictures of the steps would be more helpful (especially on the roux), I’d be happy to oblige (gives me an excuse to make another pot of gumbo)!

The Recipe: Ingredients

1 cup-ish dark roux* (1/2 C oil, 1/2 C flour)

1/2 onion, chopped

1/2 pepper, chopped

1-2 celery, chopped

2 cloves garlic, minced

Tony Chacheres**

3-ish cups unsalted chicken stock/stock of choice

1 bay leaf

2 chicken thighs/meat of choice, cut small

1/2-1 sausage, cut into slices (or other meat/veg of choice)

1/2 cup dry red wine***

Rice

Other items needed: knife and cutting board, large pot, pan for roux, rice maker/small pot, roux scrape-y spatula thing, ladle, tasting spoons :)

Directions:

1. make the roux*

2. cook chicken and sausage (want a nice browned layer on sausage) and set aside

3. add roux to a large pot, add veggies to this pot, and cook veggies in the roux for approximately 5 minutes over medium heat (be sure to keep the roux moving--you don’t want it to get burnt)

4. add garlic to roux/veggies, cook approximately 5 minutes (keep the roux moving!)

6. add the meat, chicken stock, bay leaf, and some Chacheres (I’d start with a tablespoon or less and adjust upwards once the gumbo’s had time to think about its life choices). Blend together and bring to boil. (no need to worry about the roux anymore)

7. Once boiling, reduce to simmer, let cook (3-8 hours. 4 works nicely if you can wait that long).

(add in any other veggies you want in this thing somewhere in this range. In the past I’ve done zucchini, green beans, broccoli, carrots, more pepper, potatoes, and corn. Haven’t done okra yet because I like okra less than I like zucchini, which is saying something.)

8. If you remember, stir occasionally to avoid weird crusty bits and films. Scrape off excess oil as you go, but not a concern.

9. Within 30 min to 1 hr of time to consumption, if you’re adding wine, stir in wine. Not too much!! You want just enough wine to bring out the flavor.

10. make some rice

11. serve over rice

(if you can find them or have time to make them, toasted garlic slices are delicious on this. Similarly, a very quick shot of Worcestershire sauce actually works very nicely in this)

Asterisks and Notes

*dark roux = Worcestershire sauce range. Don’t stop at golden. Go till burnt. On a kind of shitty cheap apartment stove, it takes me an hour or more to get the roux this dark. Recommend using veggie/canola oil, or anything else you’ve got with a high smoke point ‘cause it’s about to get smokey. If y’all need roux directions happy to help. Also, the roux can be made well in advance and refrigerated/frozen. It’s literally oil and flour... Also, I tend to make my rouxs thick (can scrape along the bottom of the pan and not have the clear scrape fill in for about a second). This creates a thicker gumbo. If you prefer it thinner, make a thinner roux, or add more stock while cooking. Also also, if the roux is a little too much to prepare that day, I think stores carry pre-made roux, although I’m not sure how burnt it is. You want this thing considerably darker than peanut butter.

**(or Cajun seasoning of choice) This one you measure with your heart. You want enough to have it salted, but not enough to be spicy on the front of the mouth. Spicy on the back is good though. And for those who have never heard of Chachere’s, it’s pronounced shaa-sher-eez.

***this isn’t really a standard addition but man is it good. Feel free to ignore.

I normally do this gumbo with chicken and sausage because I am cheap. If you don’t want to get store stock-of-choice, 10/10 recommend just picking up a rotisserie, making a stock out of that, and using the meat for this (and whatever else you’ve got going on)(you’ll already have celery and bay on-hand for the stock, and honestly if you throw a carrot into the gumbo, the gumbo doesn’t mind). If you can get andouille for the sausage, fantastic. If not, generic beef sausage works pretty nicely.

Adjust the ratio of pepper-celery-onion as you see fit. Everyone’s got their own ratio and this is the one I like.

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#not? writing #hendo rambles #trust me if you have the time one day MAKE THIS #and make that roux DARK!!!!!! #if you google how to make a roux online most sources will say that making it this dark is burning it beyond comprehension and they are liars #the roux is key #once everything's in the pot just treat it like a stew

[timboallthetime]

From Wired.com author Paris Martineau

TUMBLR WAS NEVER explicitly a space for porn, but, like most things on the internet, it is chock full of it anyway. Or at least it was. On Monday, to the shock of the millions of users who had used the microblogging site to consume and share porn GIFs, images, and videos, Tumblr banned the “adult content” that its CEO, David Karp, had defended five years prior. In the hours after the announcement, sex workers panicked, users threatened to leave, and—in classic Tumblr fashion—online petitions calling for change gained hundreds of thousands of signatures. But Tumblr’s porn ban isn’t about porn or Tumblr at all, really. It’s about the companies and institutions who wield influence over what does and doesn’t appear online.

When Melissa Drew, an adult content creator and model, logged in to Tumblr Monday afternoon, she was greeted by a deluge of unfamiliar posts and notifications. Her usual feed, perfectly curated after nearly a decade of tinkering, was awash with panicked posts from fellow adult models, memes about the policy change, and goodbye posts. Drew’s personal blog, which she had relied on as a public-facing way to tease the content available to her Patreon subscribers, was lit up with notifications from Tumblr informing her that most of her posts violated the new rules.

When Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion in 2013, critics warned that premium advertisers wouldn't exactly be clamoring to run ads in a sea of porn. Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer disagreed, arguing that targeting tools would keep content that isn't "brand-safe" (read: porn) away from ads. In an interview shortly after the acquisition, Karp doubled down on the platform’s openness to porn. “When you have … any number of very talented photographers posting tasteful photography,” said Karp, “I don't want to have to go in there to draw the line between this photo and the behind the scenes photo of Lady Gaga and like, her nip."

But the nip line has indeed been drawn, and it’s a doozy. Though Tumblr’s Monday announcement had technically only prohibited depictions of sex acts, “human genitalia,” and “female-presenting nipples,” a much wider swath of Drew’s feed was quickly caught up in the ban. “I had everything from nude, censored nudity, and lingerie photos flagged,” she told WIRED. “I still haven’t dealt with removing all of them yet—I just sort of heavy sighed and closed the tab.”

Safe Space

In interviews and messages with WIRED, more than 30 sex workers, porn consumers, and creators on Tumblr lamented the loss of what they described as a unique, safe space for curated sexually themed GIFs, photos, and videos. Many users who had used the microblogging site as their primary source for porn were at a loss when asked where they would go after Tumblr’s ban on “adult content” goes into effect on December 17. For the thousands of sex workers who used the site to share their own explicit content in a controlled, relatively contained manner—not to mention the countless others who used that content to fill the hyper-curated feeds of some of the site’s most popular porn blogs—the crackdown’s consequences are even more difficult to unpack. And researchers say the ban could shrink Tumblr’s user base, which already appears in turmoil over the decision.

The move comes less than two weeks after Apple pulled Tumblr from the iOS App Store after child pornography was found on the site. Though the offending illegal content was removed quickly, according to Tumblr, the app has yet to return to the App Store (it was never removed from the Google Play Store). In its most recent blog post, Tumblr stated that its longstanding no-tolerance policy against child pornography should not be conflated with the move to ban adult content. The latter, Tumblr argued, was inspired by a drive to create “a better Tumblr.” But these sorts of decisions aren’t made in a vacuum.

In March, Congress passed the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act and the Stop Online Sex Trafficking Act (or FOSTA-SESTA for short). Lawmakers hailed the law as a means to give prosecutors more tools to combat combat sex trafficking. But the statute also tinkered with a bedrock provision of internet law, opening the door for platforms to be held criminally and civilly liable for the actions of their users. The law’s passage immediately led to the closure of several sex-work-related online venues, such as Craigslist’s personals section, numerous subreddits, and Patreon’s support for adult creators.

In interviews, more than a dozen sex workers told WIRED that the support and openness of adult-content creators on Tumblr had attracted them to the site. They described the site as notably more empowering and friendly than more traditional venues for explicit content, like PornHub, and relished Tumblr’s freedom and opportunity for virality. Many used the site to promote their paid content on other sites, interact with fellow sex workers, and screen clients.

Liara Roux, a sex worker and online political organizer, told WIRED via email that the options for finding adult content online are diminishing, and consolidating with big companies “and away from community generated content and independent creator friendly platforms." This, Roux says, is dangerous: "As mainstream sites slowly remove sexual content, which often is how queer and other marginalized communities are able to connect, it will become difficult for both sex workers and these communities to have an online space to exist."

App Store Sway

The ubiquity of the App Store gives Apple considerable influence over online content. Historically, Apple has taken a sex-negative approach to policing, with former CEO Steve Jobs once famously stating that “folks who want porn can buy an Android phone,” but the company’s influence extends beyond the iOS sphere. In the days after it was delisted from the App Store, Tumblr ramped up its moderation efforts, erroneously deleting numerous SFW and NSFW Tumblr accounts unrelated to child exploitation and abuse, and pushed out an update for its Android app that forced all users to have “safe mode” toggled on, restricting access to explicit content. Then came the porn ban.

Apple’s App Store review guidelines prohibit apps "with user-generated content or services that end up being used primarily for pornographic content.” The key word here is “primarily,” as all popular social media platforms are rife with porn, but Apple mostly seems to care about how easily accessible it is. Case in point: Apple pulled a number of Reddit apps from the App Store in 2016, citing issues with an NSFW content toggle, which, when activated, could be used to view pornographic content. The iOS Reddit apps currently available on the App Store have built-in features that prohibit porn subreddits from appearing in search, and make it extremely difficult for users to find NSFW content in-app without labor-intensive workarounds.

Tumblr likely could have instituted a similar content-censorship-based workaround, but it didn’t. Instead, it has gone with what appears to be an all-out-ban of “photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts.” Photos of nipples that appear to belong to a female-identifying person—which may be a difficult category to define, judging by the attempts of other platforms, like Instagram, to do the same—may be permitted so long as they are shared as part of a non-sexual context like a post showcasing breastfeeding, pre- or post-birth, post-mastectomy, or gender confirmation surgery. Written erotic content, along with nudity in art—“such as sculptures and illustrations,” says Tumblr—are alright, too. To draw the distinctions, the company says it will use a mix of machine learning and human moderation, and that all appeals for posts erroneously flagged as adult will be reviewed by “real, live human eye(s).”

Tumblr users are already finding problems with the flagging system. Classical paintings of Jesus Christ were flagged, as were photos and GIFs of fully clothed people, patents for footwear, line drawings of landscape scenes, discussions about LGBTQ+ issues and more. “In its early stages, Tumblr is using a poor system for flagging content,” says Abigail Oakley, a researcher at Arizona State University with a focus on Tumblr communities. “Having a certain number of flags on your blog (regardless of their validity) also removes the blog from Google searches, which is another form of censorship.”

Casey Fiesler, an assistant professor at the University of Colorado who specializes in fandom culture on platforms like Tumblr, thinks Tumblr’s crackdown will likely lead to a mass exodus of users. Fielser also worries that the LGBTQ people and sexual assault survivors who use Tumblr as a space for support could inadvertently be affected by the ban. “Even for fandom participants who don't create adult content themselves, this kind of policy feels like an attack on the community,” she said.

Consumers and creators of porn on Tumblr aren't entirely sure where they'll go next. While many sex workers mentioned Reddit and Twitter as two popular alternatives, they lamented the platforms' lack of community and sex-positive culture. Similarly, more than a dozen people who said they had used Tumblr as their primary source of porn for years praised the site's social, judgment-free culture, which many cited as helping them understand their sexual orientation. "The technology is out there to allow users to continue browsing a variety of porn from independent producers, but it will require a shift back in how people think of the internet," said Roux, the sex worker and political organizer. "I'm hoping these kinds of controversies encourage content creators to take as much control over their distribution channels as possible and inspires tech companies to solve the issue of bringing content to users without hosting the content themselves."