#if you do wanna toss me some coins i'm not saying no i'm broke as shit

[justsomeoneunordinary]

This is my Ko-fi btw. in case anyone would like to support my lifelong dream of moving to Iceland so I don't have to experience another summer again ever 🥺👉👈

#i had to get out the summer pants already bc it was too warm for jeans #in MARCH #the pants!!! that i specifically bought for SUMMER!!! #what the fuck am i supposed to wear in actual summer if it's already now in march like this??? how am i supposed to survive??? #the first fucking mosquitoes appeared as well #which sucks #quite literally #UGH i HATE warm weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #back in my childhood we still had a wee bit of snow left this time of the year and now i'm already out in my fucking summer pants #uh... the post is obv just a joke #but the kofi link isn't #if you do wanna toss me some coins i'm not saying no i'm broke as shit

[dianagj-art]

Now that we're entering into 2024, I'm asking some artists and writers that I follow:

1) What is the one piece you're most proud of from this past year?

2) What are some pieces that you would have liked more people to see? If you can include links, I'd love to go check them out!

3) What were your top three favorite pieces (art, comics, fics, etc) that someone else has made this past year?

(As always, no pressure to respond! Feel free to just ignore, or let me know if you'd rather I not send you these kinds of asks in the future.)

1)Oh man, just one?

uuuhhhhh.... Im gonna go with this animation for@/onionninjastuff's DTIYS

this as a whole was very fun to do and I ended up doing more than I originally planned because I was having so much fun with it

2) uuhhhhh *checks my archive* the "who broke it" crossover animation

and these two DTIYS for @/geminforest's Coin Toss AU and @/tangledinink's Gemini AU

3) damn, top 3 pieces that live rent free on my head? that's hard to say, specially because it'll have me infinetly scrolling down my friends' blogs and I dont have the brain power for that now

But very quickly I can say these two crossover drawings from @teaableu and @intotheelliwoods that I have saved on my wallpaper folder (I also have one from Dae but I dont think I've seen it posted on tumblr or insta so I'm not posting it)

asides from that the whole Cass' Apocalyptic Series by @/somerandomdudelmao (I'm not tagging them because they already get tagged a lot in random stuff and I dont wanna bother them)

#dg art #dg rambles #dg asks

[boyakishantriage]

"Do I even want to know?"

Asked the alien lady, more than done with my shit as I looked back at her.

"I dunno. Do you?"

She looked back at me.

"I can't tell if that's a joke or not."

"I'm being serious. Do you want to know?"

"... Sure??"

"Ok. So"

The bar were bumping with activity, aliens laughing as the human advisor outdrank her opponents.

"HAH, YA CUNT! C'MON IT'cks ONLY FOURTEEN!" She stated, slurred, the full glass empty as her opponent's were still half full.

He bowed out soon after, the crowd cheering as the bar just as quickly quietened.

Looking around, the bounty hunter Zark watched the crowd.

"You."

Ignoring the man, she laughed to herself, humming to some song as he snapped his fingers at her.

Still not responding, her reached for his weapon.

That got her attention, dropping the act in seconds, still slurred but snapped awake as she drew her pistol and aimed at the bounty hunter. Eyes quickly making notes and assessing the situation.

"HOLD THE FUCKING BALL. ZARK???"

"yes. That was his name."

"The guy who stops international wars??"

"He does?"

"You don't know him??"

"Am I supposed to?"

"hic Ok. Who the fuck are you??" She asked, looking up at the large dark chitin body plates, well more accurately a form of natural steel chitin, but semantics.

"You're coming with me."

"Oh fuck off posh- hic -posho!" She spat onto his armour, laughing as she cocked the revolver.

"You wanna. Fucking. Ohh, did someone turns the lights off?" She asked, rolling back wards as the bench top broke from the full force of his strike.

"Me. Now."

"Buy me a drink first mate." She laugh, snorting at her own joke as she leaned back into the steaming hole to drink more-

Glass exploded, with only really the hand left, she took a deep sigh.

"Of all the days. OF ALL THE FUCKING TIMES. You could possible interrupt me. Can't even-"

She was then thrown to the grown, hair tie breaking as she fell to the floor.

"fuck that hurt my arse." She stated, tail still wagging lazily as the crowd thinned.

"You're. With. OW-"

The large woman let go of the girl, as she wiped the blood off her lips.

"You taste disgusting."

She said simply, her boss staring at her like she were mad.

She cocked her gun.

"Rago! I'm taking you in-"

The gun was then kicked into the air, the woman looking up as she caught the weapon in her hands.

"I have no idea how to fire this." She realised, before noticing the glowy bits.

Before Zago could do anything, she muttered to herself. "Really hope this works." Before throwing the weapon to the ground. The bar quickly filed out, the bounty hunter slowly stepping away from the weapon watching as it did nothing.

Finally, she reached for it.

BANG.

The weapon then whirred to life, something was happening and judging off her horrified expression...

I sprinted out the building, jumping behind a stall as she slammed the door behind her. The bar then exploded, the bounty hunter being thrown into the building beside her, bartender peaking head from the crater in the bar.

"Right, I'll take a beer." She said simply, tossing coins at the bartender as she reloaded her firearm.

"And you just went back to drinking?"

"I mean I needed a drink to pass out to."

"And you fought Zago and lived."

"Yep. No idea who that is, but yes. I fought a bitch."

I could tell she wanted to say something. Anything. But she didn't, she let me go. Muttering. "Crazy humans." as she rested atop the table.

#tag #Triage #humans are space orcs