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crazesmilecheshire · 7 years

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My petty prince

Summary: Noct's gets jealous of a baby chocobo cause his own chocobo boy isn't paying attention to him so he calls it fried chicken and proceeds to be petty gladio is enjoying this and ignis is being ignis Notes: this a random idea i just came up with and i want fluff right now hahahaah ==================================== "your being petty" Noct's inner brain laughed at him as he watched his bestfriend dote on a baby chocobo in wiz's chocobo post. "shut up! i am not being petty" he cursed his inner brain and he was sure it was laughing harder at him now. Noctis must be going crazy that he even talks to himself. Inner Noctis snorted at him inside his brain "whatever you say man! but pffttt hahahaha I've never known that we'd stoop down this low that we'd get jealous of a baby chocobo! A FUCKING BABY CHOCOBO!!! HAHAHAHAHHA" Inner Noct continued to mock him as he watched with a scowl on how the baby chocobo was getting all of Prompto's attention. "ohhhh myyy goshhhh!! you're the cutest thing I've ever seen! Yes you are! Yes you are! Papa Prompto will take good care of you today!" the gunman chooed at the baby chick which made said chick give a happy chirp at what the human was saying. The prince gave a growl and looked to the side as his cute friend continued to choo, nuzzle and kiss the baby chocobo. "Lucky fucking fried chicken, enjoy it while you can! Cause it ain't gonna last and I'll be taking Prompto back!" inner Noct was dying of laughter at this point because of the prince's childishness. As the prince was scheming, Ignis and Gladio pops up from who knows where and sat at the other chairs around Noct's table. "well he seem to be enjoying our stay here" Ignis adjusted his glasses with a smile as he looked at their chocobo obsessed friend. "enjoying it is the understatement of the day iggy.... at least he's enjoying it.... unlike some moody prince I know" Gladio smirked as the prince flipped him off. The shield and advisor started to discuss a book they both find interesting leaving our poor jealous prince to sulk in his own again. "Awww your so adorableeeeeee!!! Come here let's take a picture of you!" Prompto gushed at his baby chocobo and proceeded to take pictures of it. First it was only shots of the chocobo being adorable on it's own but soon he took pictures of him with the baby chick instead. Some pictures were blurry because of the chick moving around a lot. But some were pretty decent and adorable to boot. There was a picture were the chick was trying to eat Prompto's hair with gunman laughing about it. Or another one where the freckled boy was kissing the chocobo's head while it snuggled up on Prom's neck. Any person who would have seen the scene would melt and choo at them at how both boy and bird are being adorable together. Any person except the prince that was getting moodier by the minute. "that should be me prompto's kissing! that should be me he's taking a picture of! that should be me snuggling to him like that! that should-" "Awwwww your the cutest thing alive! I love you the most!!" At what the gunman said something in Noct finally snapped. "IT SHOULD BE ME THAT PROMPTO'S SAYING I LOVE YOU TO!!!!" The petty prince suddenly stood up startling his older friends and he went to Prompto's table standing opposite his gunman. His friend immediately noticed him and beamed up at him. "Noct! Noct! look! have you seen my baby?! Ain't he the cutest thing!" Sunshine boy boasted about his chick to the prince not noticing that the prince was glaring at the baby chocobo. Noctis just stood there like an idiot while Prompto started feeding the baby some greens he bought just for this day. "look at that! he's not even acknowledging us because all of his attetion is on that fat overgrown chick" inner Noctis sneered as the prince clenched his fist. "what the fuck is he doing..... " gladio asked Iggy as they were both watching their prince in amusement. "I think he's jealous of the baby chocobo getting all of our poor innocent Prompto's attention." the advisor replied amused and exasperated with his prince. Noctis' blood boiled at the scene playing before his eyes. Prompto was kissing the chick yet again and it seems the baby chocobo is enjoying it and returning the affection with glee. When Prompto's lips neared its head the chick suddenly titled it and the freckled boy kissed the tip of its birdy beak. "OH THAT IS IT!! IT'S WAR NOW FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!" Prompto didn't notice that the prince was extending his arms to reach the chocobo, too busy gushing about that his baby just kissed him. "Oh shiva!!! That's the cutest thing I've ever experienced!!! Bet I was your first kiss- HEY NOCT WHAT THE FUCK MAN GIVE MY BABY CHOCOBO BACK!!!" but it was too late and Noct got the confused chick in his arm and was heading for his table from before. When he reached his destination he disposed the baby chocobo in Ignis' lap and when back to Prompto's side. He can hear the the chick chirping angrily at him for seperating it from the blond haired boy's loving arms. "Ha! serves you right for taking what's supposed to be mine!" he said in triumph in his mind and he can hear inner Noctis dying from laughter in some corner of his brain. His chocobo boy was now throwing a hissy fit at him but he ignored the angry jabs and carelessly climbed into the blond's lap. "Like what the fuck man! Why would you do that! I was having the time of my li- Hey!!" Well that got Prompto to shut up as the prince enclosed his body in a hug and snuzzled his face in the gunman's neck. "No-Noct? what's with you???" the prince didn't say anything and continued to snuzzled his face on Prompto's neck. This cause the freckled boy to blush with embarrassment but humored his prince nonetheless. He rubbed circles in the prince's back and they stayed like that for a while. Prompto can hear his baby chick crying for him but he can't do anything while Noct was acting like a moody and clingy cat. He heard his prince mumble something but he didn't understand it. "what was that noct? I can't really understand you if you talk like that.. " "i said you weren't paying attention to me...... " "what? speak up bud I still can't understand you" Prompto repeated irritated because Noct was still mumbling. "I SAID I YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME SO I GOT JEALOUS OF THAT FREAKING BABY CHOCOBO" Noct shouted angrily but regretted it because he can see Gladio and Ignis holding their laughter in and Prompto staring at him with a surprised look. "Thank the six that they we're the only people around here." face red from embarrassment he hid his face on Prom's shoulder and tighten his arms around him. Getting out of his initial shock from his bestfriend's outburst, the freckled boy's brain processed the prince's declaration and proceeded to laugh his ass off. "BWAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD NOCT HAHAHA YOU GOT JEALOUS OF A BABY CHOCOBO HAHAHAHA OH MY-I CAN'T BELI-THAT YOU- THE CHOCOBO- YOU HAHAHAHAHHA" Prompto can't even finish his thoughts without laughing out loud on how childish his prince was acting. The petty prince gave a huff and explained himself just to save what dignity he has left. "Shut up Prom! we've been here for hours and you didn't even looked at me or talked to me since you got that blasted bird and I was feeling.... left out..... you even said you love it the most.... " Noct turned red and made himself smaller in Prompto's hold. His laughter dying to small giggles Prompto hugged his boyfriend tighter and played with his hair, running his fingers at the raven locks that smelled of cheap hotel shampoo. "oh noct... what am I gonna do with you... you know you're the only one I love the most and nothing can replace you" the gunman kissed his boyfriend's head as Noct went to look at him. They stared into each other's eyes and Prompto gave a sweet smile and kissed his childish prince. The kiss lasted for some while, it was just a sweet kiss. A touch of lips on lips nothing more. When it ended they both smiled with Noctis retreating to his previous position with his head on Prom's shoulder. "Well.... it's true that I love you the most but..... baby chocobo's are dangerously close to your place....." "PROMPTO!!!!!" The freckled boy continued to tease his prince with said prince threatening every chocobo's existence into damnation. As the disgustingly cute couple continued to playfully argue with each other, the older members of their party watch them from the side letting them have their moment. "Well that was extremely sweet I think I can barf sugar now" chuckled the muscle man of the group as he turned to his companion. "They are Noctis and Prompto... you know how they are." Ignis replied still watching the couple with a smile while petting the baby chocobo in his lap. Oh wait...... the baby is still in his lap! and it was still huffing and puffing from being removed from its human and never being put back. "Ummmm Gladiolus......" Gladio looked at Ignis and followed his gaze to the cute baby bird chirping angrily. The big man laughed and wiped the invisible tears that was gathering in his eyes. "I think it had grown quite attached to our gunman and wants to be with him again.... " still laughing Gladio petted the chubby bird which cause it to headbutt his hand wanting Prompto's hand instead. "What are we going to do with it?" the advisor asked the shield, raising a perfect eyebrow at the mischievous smirk that the shield was giving him. "we'll be keeping it for a while Iggy! think about it! it makes Prompto happy that will cause Noct to be unhappy because he's being beaten again. And an irritated Noct makes as both happy because we get to see him suffer!" Gladiolus declared with an evil grin towards the advisor. "You do have a point there.... " "I do have a point Iggy! It's a win-win situation for all of us.... well except for Noct but who cares!" Gladio roared with laughter and Ignis agreed with him with a mischievous smile of his own. "Well then little fella, welcome aboard" Ignis petted the irritated bird, its anger increasing as the seconds passed away from his human. "Oh this is gonna be funnnnnnn" drawled Gladio as he took a glance at the couple that was busy inside their own little world. "Gonna be fun indeed"

#ffxv #promptis #noctis x prompto #noctis lucis caelum #prompto argentum #gladiolus amicitia #ignis scientia #baby chocobo #original fanfiction

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emf1947 · 7 years

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Fever Dream

(In which Ashleighcheltho67 overdoses on NyQuil and the following dream ensues.)

“Hi, babe. It’s Jenna. Look, I just flew back from Utah for the night because I’m going to be on the move for the next few weeks and need to pack a few more things. Since it’s well known I’m always ready to hop on your dick, you wanna get together for a few?’

A few minutes later she gets a text. “Can you come by and pick me up? I really don’t want you in the new place. It might give you ideas.”

“Yeah, that’s fine.”

Later Val looks up from smelling Jenna’s hair so he can pretend to be interested in the new Neutrogena gig and yells, “Your driver is taking video!”

“Val, relax! It’s dark in here. It will be blurry video of shadows, just like last time.”

“Yeah, but you can post it and make people think I went to Utah for your cousin’s wedding with you! As If I would go to a wedding with no booze.”

“It was my brother’s wedding, and I could have done with some booze myself.”

“So you needed to come home to ‘pack’, huh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”

“Yes, I have a choreography gig coming up in Michigan and then a family vacation in Florida and then an appearance at a, get this, sweet sixteen party for a fan. My clothes from Canada and NY won’t work”

“A sweet sixteen party? Jenna, honey, I know the acting thing isn’t going that well, or at all, actually, but I could lend you some money if you’re short on cash.”

“No, I just told my agent to keep me out of LA as much as possible until So You Think You Can Dance starts back up.”

“But, Jenna, you know I need you here as a cover so no one catches on that I’m really here to hang around Zendaya like a lost puppy while she and Tom grab all the headlines and no one notices me anyway!”

“Yeah, I do.”

Later that night, her phone rings. “Jenna, will you take that fucking video off the internet? People think I was in Utah with you.”

“If there’s video of us fucking on the internet, I didn’t put it there,” she mumbles sleepily.

“No, the one where it looks like I’m kissing your hair.”

“You were kissing my hair.”

“I was not, I was smelling your hair product.”

“Have it your way. I’m taking the video down, poopyhead. Now let me sleep, I have a long flight in the morning.”

A week later she gets a call, “Look, Jenna, do you by any chance still have your passport on you?”

“I may have, let me see. Damn, I do, and I meant to put it back in my safety deposit box.”

“No, that’s good! I’m going on this European trip and my escort - I mean the person who was supposed to come with me - backed out and I need you to come along as my trusty sidepiece, uh, sidekick. You’ll be back in time for SYTYCD.

Oh, and do you have bathing suit?”

“I have two, we’re in Florida, remember?”

“Well, I’ll get you a third, and maybe a few hot nighties and some other barely appropriate odds and ends. Frederick’s of Hollywood is having a sale.”

“Val!”

“Okay, Victoria’s Secret it is.”

Three days later they are in Rome. “We have two days to see all the major sights here and then our ship sails.”

“Our ship? Valenna?”

“Barf. No, a cruise ship. We are going to Amalfi, Cagliari, Mallorca, Marseilles, Antibes, and Monte Carlo.”

“Mallorca? We are going to Spain?”

“Yes, just think, we are going to be there the same time Z is in Barcelona!”

“So you’re going to hook up with her?”

“No, I may miss the ship. I’ll probably just call or text or something. Oh, let’s ask this lady directions to the fountain.”

Two pictures, one with his camera, one with the lady’s and a video later, Jenna says, “You know that video is going to be all over the internet, and it was taken in broad daylight.”

“No one is going to believe we are really dating. Just that we are FWB.”

“I’m not sure the ‘benefits’ part normally includes expensive Mediterranean cruises, but okay.”

“I can wait until you get your SYTYCD paycheck before making you pay me for your half.”

A few days later, “Val, why did you post a picture of my butt with a heart-eye emoji?”

“It’s a picture of your legs. I love your legs.”

“It’s a picture of my butt. I wondered why you bought me these shorts.”

“Well, I love your butt, too.”

“People will talk.”

“I posted a picture of your face, too. With dog ears.”

“Okay, the hokey pictures of me holding a hand with a red string bracelet and the two shadows were okay, but this is straying into you admitting I’m alive territory. And why did Alan take his parody picture of the hand holding one down? I loved that picture.”

“I may have said something to him about it.”

“You never let me have any fun.”

In Mallorca:

“Tonight at dinner will you wear the black dress? I’m going to wear the white suit”

“Okay. How did the phone call to Valdaya go?”

“You mean Zendaya.”

“Yeah, I just see it the other way so often I forget.”

“I left a voicemail. I guess she’s busy.”

Later that night:

“I see you posted that picture of me.”

“I did, and in a little bit I’ll post the one you took of me across the table from you.”

“The one where you look like you are auditioning for the role of Adolpho in a bad summer theater production of The Drowsy Chaperone?”

“Just read the caption, okay?”

(At this point, Ashleighcheltho67 screams and wakes up. “Damn it’s about time I woke up. That was turning into a nightmare!”)

#valenna #valenna fanfiction

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