#if this is split identity he can't BELIEVE how unlucky he is

[bruciemilf]

Clark, walking in the Watchtower: hey guys sorry I'm la--

Hal: WHAT'S. ON YOUR FACE.

Clark: ?? My eyes? OH, you mean my beard! Yeah, I'm trying a new look. Do you like it Ba--

Bruce, trembling: I have to go (smoke bomb)

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Alfred: Bruce. Please get up.

Bruce curled into a little ball of horny and feelings: kill me Alfred. Please

Alfred: Maybe after dinner

#BRUCE IS SUFFERING #if this is split identity he can't BELIEVE how unlucky he is #his two crushes have BEARDS. AT THE SAME TIME?!?@ #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #superbat #clark kent #bruce x clark