#if not… eh wait for tomorrow ig— _(┐「ε:)_

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s been more than 15 minutes, and i have no idea if i’m being pranked—

#it’s now minute 57 and i’m wondering if i was supposed to *call them* instead (ʘ‿ʘ)— #well. it has been 4 hours and 40 minutes and nothing. hmmm. looks like my innate abilities of being really forgettable are too strong… #OMGGGG LMAOOOO I WASN’T GHOSTED!!!!! THE INTERVIEWER LADY WAS JUST BUSY!!!! OPERATION: GET A JOB IS STILL A GO!!!!!!!!!!!! #inedible blubbering #gonna blabber on about some ✨stuff✨ in the tags so please stand by— #hellooooooooooooo job interviewer lady you said you’re calling at 10am so… where art thou (ʘ‿ʘ) #or dang maybe it really is a prank lmaooooooo #then again i saw that there were like 75 applicants (last i checked) for this job so maybe they found some better dude to offer it to? #waiting for calls do be terrifying though… i don’t know if i can walk away from my phone to eat a snack or something while i wait… #i mean… what if they finally call while i’m away from my phone or something? ಥ‿ಥ #oh man… i just wanna be a neet forever… _(:3 」∠)_ #hmmmmmm if this goes on… oh well! might as well make a wager right here to tempt fate!!! #if the interviewer lady actually calls within the hour i’ll slap together the tl for chapter 2 of the mona manga before the day ends! #(it’s only 12 pages long so it’s ezpz compared to chapter 1) #if not… eh wait for tomorrow ig— _(┐「ε:)_ #…but maybe it’s my fault for not ‘revert’ing to her email properly. i said something like ‘i would be delighted to attend the interview’ lol #aaaaaaa adulting is hardddd. i wanna become a professional barnacle insteaddddddd #if you actually read all of these tags… i’m so sorry _(:3 」∠)_ (but then again this is *tumblr* what were you expecting—)