#ieytdnoms

[jack-the-nibbler]

Oh boy, I have been having so much I/EYTD brainrot. May as well share a few scenarios with my favorite blorbo, John Juniper.

-Being a fan who’s lucky enough to meet your favorite star for lunch. Not realizing that you’re about to get a very intimate meet and greet…

-Basically going through Operation: Jet Set, but he’s actually on the plane with you. You get shrunken down, and he’s offering you the comfiest seat on the jet. It’ll be several hours before you land, you’re thousands of feet above the Atlantic Ocean with nowhere to run, and he knows every inch of the jet. You won’t stay hidden long…

-Deciding to deal with Agent Phoenix by swallowing them down. He might not decide to kill them (since you know…I don’t like fatal), but it’s effective at keeping them out of the way.

-Being one of his staff and being eaten for whatever reason. Could be as a punishment, or simply because he wanted a nice, squirmy snack..or it could even be as a reward.

-Unaware vore. Enjoying a glass of wine, not knowing that you’ve fallen in either accidentally or intentionally. It won’t be long before you’re sent down to his belly along with a mouthful of Riesling.

-Give the man a shrink ray and he’ll have a grand old time hunting down a captured agent.

#soft vore #safe vore #nonfatal vore #vore talk #male pred #fearplay #human pred #ieytdnoms #ieytdvore #spy vore #fandom vore

[eldritchnoms]

Surprised it took you this long to ask me for that one lmaoooo

But :3c

Completely Consume Me | Fucking Devour Me | Swallow Me Whole | Eat me | No Thanks | Who? | God No | Maybe a Snack | Pretty Tasty | Enjoyable Meal | Absolutely Delicious | Hungry Now! | FEED ME

As a certified pred-prey switch I feel obliged to tell you all I would absolutely love to get eaten by him, but also that I would absolutely devour him myself.

Yeah my boy Johnny is 100% a taunting, prideful pred (but harmless), the type who'd get a full gut and relax in a hot tub, soaking happily and maybe even sipping some wine or champagne. But I bet he tastes absolutely amazing. Like an absolute delicacy even, you just can't stop savouring him before properly swallowing, like the best candy in your life. Of course he won't be happy. And will scold you- But it's all worth it!

I want to be eaten by him, but I also really want to eat him. And I just might!!

#eldritch shitposts #eldritchdraws #eldritch talks #safe vore #soft vore #vore talk #human pred #human prey #i need to come up with a tag for this game without giving it away #maybe something like spynoms #or maybe ieytdnoms #nonhuman pred