Thinking about headcanons at ungodly hours of the night (morning technically) but anyways
Since pop trolls are seen to be eating a lot of sugary foods do you think Branch’s growth was stunted due to him not liking sweets. I mean there are a plethora of other reasons he could have stunted growth mentally and physically (foraging food, self isolation, poor mental health for 20 yrs, etc) but let’s focus on this.
Anyways I like to think pop trolls diet is diff and they require sugary stuff to stay healthy. Since Branch didn’t get that he’s shorter than average and has a weaker immune system. He wasn’t around other kids that much growing up so he didn’t get to build up his tolerance that way either. Basically what I’m saying is that bros a bit unhealthy. But!! Once his colors come back Branch starts to eat more sweet foods, gaining a good amount of weight. Although his immune system is still shit LMAO.
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Me: You know, since Luigi's first official appearance was in 1983 while Bowser's debut wasn't until 1985, that technically makes Luigi canonically older than his 10-foot dragon-turtle boyfriend.
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You know even if L and Light were both extremely heterosexual men, I still don't get how either one of them wouldn't find it alarmingly sexy that the other one was secretly trying THAT hard to constantly impress them and read their mind and personally entertain them and trip them specifically and ONLY them up
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there’s a norwegian saying that goes “det finnes ikke dårlig vær, bare dårlig klær” which basically translates to “there’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing”, and we take that shit serious cause why is there literally a hurricane coming in tonight and they’re still not closing my school for one day. ONE SINGLE DAY
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ms swift is on my dash again, so I’m just gonna go on record and say that I think it’s dumb how some fans are mad at her for making a playlist of her own songs
like okay yeah yada yada joe, I get it, whatever, but also. she IS her lyrics. why wouldn’t you want something that recontextualizes some of her bars?? isn’t half the fun of the swift experience analyzing her stuff
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oh so you didn't have me pegged as a coward ? really ? so, that means you wouldn't peg me ? like at all ? ever ever ? or just if I'm being a coward ? cause I'm not saying I'm a coward, or that I wanna get pegged, you catch my drift, but I can probably change that, the coward part, you know, we don't have to close all doors so fast - wait where are you going ?
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shoutout to sekiro for being the only game in recent memory to make my want to bite my controller
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