#i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

“She’s from Konoha. It makes perfect sense that lovely little Sakura would avoid us in lieu of apologizing.” 

#and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

@bestninjaclub​ - Cont. ~ X 

“No, no ... It’s all right. Urushi is with them.”

He cares about the children, of course, but it would simply be a lie to say that Kabuto doesn’t also care about Hinata. She’s suffering; he’s her friend and a medic.

To Kabuto, offering his assistance is the clear winner as far as options go.

His palm glows green as he reaches for her chest, guessing that it’s a heart problem (and remembering the last time he’d seen her like this, all those years ago). “Let me see. I can take care of this in no time. You shouldn’t ever have to ride these things out, you know - not when you’re with me.” 

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #even used an icon from the scene lol #bestninjaclub #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #hey there to my future self ( queue )

[raichoose-moved]

“With how woefully incompetent your village’s quack therapists turned out to be when I was imprisoned, I won’t believe that a single one of them is any good until you prove it.” 

#sighs eternally @ my inconsistent icon sizes #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

“ ... Naruto wouldn’t go there. He’s - He’s too ... good. Hell’s reserved for people like me ... ”

#sad man hours #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary )

[raichoose-moved]

Unprompted - Always Accepting

@automaton-otto​ asked: "I get the feeling that I'm missing some context here." Otto says with a furrowed brow, "Why are you so mad at leaves? I know they're a pain to rake during the fall season but you sound like you're harboring way more than just a grudge." (To Kabuto)

He nearly reacts with an insult, for Kabuto finds it impossible to believe that someone hasn’t heard of the Village Hidden in the Leaves -

But, then, the exhaustion that’s heavily settled on his shoulders ever since the war creeps over him once more, and he can only sigh, at first.

“Don’t ... Don’t start with me, please. I’m obviously referring to Konoha. Just because everyone else thinks it’s so good doesn’t mean I do.” He scoffs, as if preparing for the usual vitriol he tosses towards the Leaf’s presumed sympathizers, but it’s clear from his distracted gaze that Kabuto’s heart isn’t in it. 

#automaton otto #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #and i think i deserve some praise ( answered asks )

[raichoose-moved]

@shikkotsunin​ replied to your post

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“ ... Hi, Sakura.” He’s cool, calm, and collected, totally.

#he saw you #shikkotsunin #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

“He does have cute whiskers.” Pinch.

#i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic )

[raichoose-moved]

SEND ME ಠ_ಠ TO KNOW AN INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHT MY MUSE HAS HAD ABOUT YOURS. - Accepting

@abyssaldespair​ asked: ಠ_ಠ if Kabuto ever had one that is...

“ ... If he gets killed or just passes away with his Sharingan activated, I’m taking his eyes out, preserving them, and giving them to Orochimaru. I mean, no offense to Obito, but it’s not like he’ll need them anymore if he dies, right?”

#ngl your obito is the only member of the uchiha clan he can tolerate most of the time #and even then his only inappropriate thoughts are ''well if he dies the sharingan is free e for oro's use!!'' #abyssaldespair #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #and i think i deserve some praise ( answered asks ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #eye horror tw #eye trauma tw

[raichoose-moved]

“You know, I see Sasuke and Suigetsu standing over there ... Can you see if you can hit them?”

#kabuto vc ''i dont forgive and i dont forget; they know what they did'' #sasuke knows what he did; suigetsu will never know #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi )

[raichoose-moved]

“Who cares how he talks to women? He talks to me just fine.”

#there it is. the jealousy. #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #giant icon lol

[raichoose-moved]

“Look at you, bullying others after having been bullied yourself. For shame, Naruto! For. Shame.”

#''IS IT TIME TO RUIN NARUTO'S DAY'' #ramenthings #im just tagging you this time cause We Know #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary ) #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #the ninjas are deadly and silent ( v ; naruto ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi )

[raichoose-moved]

@ramenthings​ replied! - Post

Naruto vc: i dunno why you can’t just agree to somethin’ without insulting me

“ ... What do you mean? I said I’d hold your hand ... ”

#ramenthings #''is this not what flirting means'' #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

Should I go?

The “conversation” of the previous night repeats in his brain, and though he knows he should be with the children - though he knows it’s time for them to have their dinner, that they would want to eat with him, as they’re used to - he can do nothing but stay in his bed, letting a snake wind around his arm.

(Not entirely nothing, no - he’s thinking about a certain Sannin, the one he’s forever associated with, the one he associates himself with.)

“ ... Maybe I should go. I’ll tell them everything - how I miss them, how my parole keeps me away. How even one who acted like she cared can see me only as an object worthy of hatred. At least they always respected my thoughts without reminding me of -”

who are you 

He wishes he could just take his brother and their little ones with him, if he leaves - 

Right now, it seems his family is the only thing compelling enough to make him stay.

#he's honestly really upset rn. and upset kabu runs to oro ... #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

Does immense baggage count as red flags? Does he still have red flags?

So many questions.

#and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #for life is quite absurd and death's the final word ( crack ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period ) #i heard it through the grapevine ( dash commentary )

[raichoose-moved]

Unprompted - Always Accepting

@glory-hasnoplacehere​ asked: "You're very good with children. How do you manage not to terrify them with that aura of yours?" It's asked plainly, no malice, simply curious. ~ Niemand

Kabuto, fluctuating between a meek civilian and a caring father ever since his release from prison, assumes the worst of someone claiming that his aura is terrifying, particularly to the very orphans he’s been entrusted with.

“‘My aura?’ You know nothing of me, or my affairs. For you’re just like everyone else, yes? Assuming that because of the sins of my past, I must be threatening or harming the children in my care?” Kabuto scoffs. “I have been nothing but good to them. Whatever ‘aura’ you’re sensing is born solely from your own preconceived notions of the man that I’ve become. Get off of my property before I see fit to remove you myself - only then will you realize how terrifying a Sage can be.”  

#''no malice'' yeah if you tell kabuto it's surprising his kids aren't afraid of him he's gonna assume malice #(that and. he's not nearly the same person he was pre war.) #glory hasnoplacehere #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #and i think i deserve some praise ( answered asks ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )

[raichoose-moved]

@ramenthings​

“ ... Don’t look now, Naruto, but someone’s considering giving those cute little whiskers of yours a good pinch.”  

#do i still have to pay the tax #ramenthings #and i say welcome to the show ( ic ) #your love is like bad medicine ( kabuto yakushi ) #i'll never get to heaven cause i don't know how ( v ; naruto's blank period )