#i woke up. i took my meds and ate cereal. i fell asleep for 4 more hours.

[daz4i]

i didn't realize i was capable of such levels of sleepiness. yet here we are

#first time in months (years??) i went through a day with no caffeine at all #(unless arizona iced tea contains any lmao but i doubt it's got enough to affect anything) #i woke up. i took my meds and ate cereal. i fell asleep for 4 more hours. #I've been up since but now i struggle to keep myself awake again #@my body we've been up for like 9 hours can you chill 😭 shitty ass body #the good news is at least my tummy ache is better today 🫡 tho it might be a coincidence too idk. #guess I'll try it again tomorrow. maybe. #but man. it's 8ish am and i wanna go to sleep so bad.

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Welcome to kitty wrapped 2/26-3/5 !!!

A new weekly post where I post the epic highs and lows of collector zoloft's behavior throughout the week (mostly lows)

Starting off strong

Bad behaviors

Stole my favorite pens and stashed them under the bed so I had to use pencils for 2 days

Walked on my keyboard during an important zoom meeting with my school and then tried to bite me when I gently moved him off

Meowed and yelled at me whenever I tried to pet him with my cold hands + made me warm them up before giving him the pets HE insisted on

Started doing this lovely thing where he catches + kills bugs and then puts them in his water bowl like he's trying to make cucumber/strawberry infused spa water

Knocked my pill organizer into his water bowl and made me panic because we are currently snowed in and can't get to the pharmacy + some of my meds I can't refill yet for another week (they are okay but jfc)

Tried to eat my DSM + the tabs

Put his entire head in the pickle jar and now his head smells like pickle juice

Realized that my pill bottles are the loveliest toys and has been hiding them (it took me 2 hours to find my Adderall today)

Ate my cereal

Ate my rice

Ate my pickles

Ate a pita chip + made me panic thinking he was going to die bc I didn't know if it was safe for cats (he's fine and very happy with himself)

Violent behaviors

Bit me.... Bit me SO many times

Scratched me when I tried to put on his sweater (which he loves once it's on him)

Woke me up this morning by scratching my head so hard my scalp BLED because he was attacking the string lights on my headboard

Attacked and bit my toes any time I moved my feet under the blankets

Terrified my mom's dog (who is so scared of him) just for fun (he backed her into a corner and just stared at her while she shook)

Bit my brother's knee bc he smelled like outside

Bit my ear WAY too close to my piercings so I would wake up and feed him (it was 4 in the morning & still dark out)

Used my head and stomach as a launching pad to jump up on my headboard while I was sleeping (somewhere he's also not allowed to be btw)

Hid under the bed every single morning and attacked my feet from under it whenever I made the bed.

Bit my face while I was crying

Good behaviors (there are some!)

Cuddled so nicely against me for warmth at night

Shared his favorite blanket (even though it's technically mine)

Laid on my stomach and let my pet him when I cried

Let me hold him tight in my arms when I was having a panic attack (he usually doesn't let me hold him)

Chirped politely for me to replace his water instead of just flipping it over and making a mess

Compromised with me and let me put laundry on him so he didn't have to get off the bed (he fell asleep immediately after the laundry was on him)

Is the most handsome little man in the world <3

#kitty wrapped #the beast