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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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picking up rightttttttt where we left off at kabir's cluelessness. is he really feigning like he didn't lie to her for god knows how long it's been since vyom died???? (srsly, how long has it been? a year? two? five? GIVE ME A TIMEFRAME, SHOW!!!!!!!!)

damnnnnnnnnnn, kavya spitting some reallllllllll truths.

(gosh also, her voice is at a frequency only dogs and bats can hear rn.)

“tumhare gaddaar dost ne tumhari jaan bachayi thi, meri nahi. meri zindagi kharaab kardi!!!!!!!!!!!!”

YES SIS, THAT'S ALL MEN DO. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. RUB IT IN!!!!!!!!

“tum sirf vyom ke dost nahi the. mere dost bhi the. tumne itna bada vishwasghaat kaise kiya mere saath????”

whoooo boy, i am fully here for angry kavya. pehli baar ispe pyaar aaya hai.

oh nice, they addressed why she's saying all this now instead of when he told her. good good good.

UNHAND HER, SIR!!!!!!!!! IDK WHERE THE HELL MEN THINK TOUCHING WOMEN WHEN THEY'RE ANGRY AF GETS THEM. LITERALLY DO NOT, UNLESS YOU WANT A FINGER IN YOUR EYE.

she's laying it on thiiiiiiiick and i loooooooove it.

yes, he's crying. good. more.

passive aggressive ‘thanks but no thanks’.

kabir trying to be all ‘no your name is attached to mine now you'll be known by my name, not vyom's’. lol thanks i guess????? that the property has been transferred from one party to the other?

“do aadmi, do dost, jinpar apni zindagi mein sabse zyaada bharosa kiya tha maine, dono ne mere vishwaas ka gala ghot diya. is liye mujhe aaj kisi pe bharosa nahi; na dosti par na aadmiyon par!”

men ain't shit bb girl. i say you join up with janhvi bhaabi in her mission. goddddddd, that would be so glorioussssss.

time for kabir's big speech. bro yahan pe kissi ko nahi sunna. read the fucking room.

ok so vyom and kavya's marriage lasted 6 years. meaning he died and these two got married this year itself.

pft, bachcha is the "sach" in that marriage??? all that means is they had unprotected sex, nothing more.

“tumhara beta.... humaara beta.”

oh damn, he got me there. fuck you, man. i was happy being mad at you.

“jab yeh sab hua, mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki main kya karoon. bas ek baat pata tha, ki mujhe apne sabse khaas dost kavya aur uske bete ka khayaal rakhna hai. unpe ek aanch nahi aane deni. tum maano ya na maano, yehi sach hai.”

oh shit, twisting the knife into my heart some more.

ps - take a shot every time he says "kavya" in this episode for a fun friday night! i guarantee you’ll be slizzard by the 20 minute mark.

lo ji aa gaya icebreakerrrrrrrrr.

chotu just has one concern: “kal se school jaana padega kya?????”

bachche ko khilaane ke maamle mein few points deducted, but otherwise kavya's a pretty good mom.

lol you tried, bb. you tried.

amma is being clued in to the last 24 hours ka drama.

this ishaani is such an alarmist chicken little. calm the f down, b.

ainvayi ka red herring bs, fwding.

pft, raghav ke yahaan dinner pe jaana hai. iske liye tha itna suspense.

“arre yeh special agent aur uski patni kahaan hain? kahin chale toh nahi gaye, unhe toh sab baat pehle se pata hai.” lol i hate pk but his increasingly creative special agent insults are fun.

come the fuck on kabir, pls just punch him out. ONCE. just once??!?!!?!

yaaaas, first week waala downright badtameez kabir is back!

daily dose of reality for ishaani, as kabir jataaofies 2000% haq on kavya and aarush.

‘i don't see no gaddaar here. the army only gave me medals for how fucking awesome i am, nbd.’ lol this cocky shit.

dadaji is all of us and has enough.

janhvi is me, trying to get outta all social engagements.

nope. not allowed. even if you did get shot yesterday.

what's the deal with this raghav ki patni?????

bachche ka precociousness time.

ugh what even is this ill-fitting blazer. why god is this show styling him like this???????

lol kabir, how can you make that promise? esp with the family that you have????? the only thing you can do to make her life easier is get her out of this hellhole.

yeh aanchal ki life mast hai yaar, literally no lines/acting to be done, she gets paid to just chill on the sets and make funny insta vids.

hi mrs. raghav. are you also a terrible person?

well, she's certainly very enthu.

oh kavya looks nice. they switched up her hair and her sari isn't the usual transparent bs. yes, pls style her like this from now on.

lol apne ghar mein bhi itni izzat nahi mili jo inko yahaan mil rahi hai.

why's pk constantly looking at his watch? they just arrived.

waah nek bhi mil gayi! (should i get married purely for the nek????)

god chachi stfu. no one asked you anything.

she's being nice and progressive and all, but i still don't trust her rn.

lol shouldn't have brought up bharosa. sore topic hai aaj.

these two shady fuckssssssssssss.

hein itni jaldi ghar bhi pohunch gaya waapis????

ugh his shyaam manohar jha ass is putting up secret cctv all over the place. goddddddddd.

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abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. monday ko phir files ke peeche. ouff.

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years

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dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.

also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?

shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.

oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?

“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”

uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE to the police) that she’s your wife.

LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.

(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)

lol of course this dheent won’t go.

main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...

ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.

“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”

LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?

“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”

i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.

there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)

“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.

whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.

oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.

“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”

lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’

some more puppy face.

+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)

oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!

damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.

great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.

“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.

tight security my assssssssssss.

om is literally the worst detective ever.

.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.

lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.

bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.

oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)

AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/

ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.

oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.

oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)

i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.

good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.

LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS???????

.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?

also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.

whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?

LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????

ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.

btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.

are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.

LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?

wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.

DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.

anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.

shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.

rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.

great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.

this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.

LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.

MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????

of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.

lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.

fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????

again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.

ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.

daaaaamn that wall of oberois.

also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.

lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.

DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.

OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????

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