Princess Tutu episodes 14-end
I watched the entire second half of the series in one day because I make good life choices
Previously on Princess Tutu Watch:
Okay I can get back to Tokyo Mew Mew now
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It was a lie, I could NOT
EPISODE, UH, FUCKâŚâŚâŚ 14! - The Raven
asdklsdhflhdl (google docs stop capitalizing my keysmashes) theyâre bringing back âonce upon a time there was a man who diedâ!!!!!! Honestly that might be one of my favorite lines in this whole show
Gotta love the sarcasm in âand they lived happily ever afterâ
The theme songâŚâŚ itâs so good
Oh nooooooooooooooo
This scene is literally just the âIâve got a headache that comes and goesâ meme
Fakir you complete dork. Youâre all dorks
âPrincess Tutu and a crocodile are totally differentâ you tell âim, Mytho
Duck speaks so much more regularly than the other main characters? I mean, thereâs Fakir over there like âShall we go?â and Duck saying things like âIâm gonna be late!â and using âlikeâ and âstuffâ... I mean, I know this is the dub, but
Duck why are you using Fakirâs dumb excuses omg
Lilie is just the personification of my negative thoughts
BUT WHAT DID MYTHO TELL FAKIR
Awwwwwwww Duck, no
Theyâre in a terrifying Raven Dimension with like, ominous music and people wailing in the background and meanwhile Kraehe and the Raven are just having like, a normal conversation
Also, are the white feathers supposed to be like, whatâs trapping the Raven there?
Duck please
Wait, Princess Tutu transformed on her own!
Episode 15 - Coppelia
Also, watching Fakir try and fail to stop Mytho from jumping out the window is Pain
Lilie you are a Strange Child
STEALTH DUCK RETURNS!
Oh no?? Fakir doesnât want to get Mytho in trouble???
alsdfksfh the entire student population is Here For The Drama
Duck donât yell in the library
Fakir just doesnât make good decisions
Oooh that doesnât look good
Sad Kraehe Theme Alert
You âjust happenedâ to do a lot of things, Lilie
Omg Lilie âWant to just happen to go see?â
Rue just shows up to trash talk Fakir for a minute and then leaves
I say as if Iâm not in So Much Pain
Yeah! Every single time Princess Tutu transformed in the first season, it was because Drosselmeyer said something, but now sheâs transforming on her own!
Oh no Mytho
Also I like how Tutu doesnât just flat-out say âyou donât actually love himâ and instead is just like âhow about you try doing things you enjoy with the guy you like instead of giving him Your Actual Heartâ
Episode 16 - The Maidenâs Prayer
Wait is Angry Narrator back or did the other narrator just regain the heart shard of Withering Scorn?
Lilie isnât even interested in the love triangle, she just wants Duck and Pike to fight
Is that Goatette
âSo prettyâŚ. What? Oh yeah I meant the flowers of course hahaâ Duck
Such a serious child
âLove only me, hate everyone elseâ/âThe prince who loves me and me aloneâ
This child is amazing
It was such a good decision to give Fakir a little sister. A good decision for everyone involved
aslfsdjhklgdlghdjghfdklkdkalh Kraehe told him that Duck would suffer if she knew what was happening with Mytho so Fakir isnât going to tell herrrrrrrrrr Fakir please donât internalize that!! You are breaking my heart sir
Oh my god it wasnât Goatette it was the sloth
*The Can Can plays loudly over a sloth just kinda hangin out*
Episode 17 - Crime and Punishment
This may or may not have been the last episode I watched the first time I watched this show?
âEyes of truthâ huh?
This dumbass child
Femio, from the other side of the school grounds: âDID SOMEBODY SAY âPRINCEâ????â
What the Fuck are you doing with your hands, kid
Why are you a cow
Honestly as over-the-top as Femio is he is also simultaneously the most realistic middle-schooler in this entire show
Oh my god heâs on probation
Iâm sorry Iâm just talking about Femio but heâs hilarious
Truly a Grade A Idiot
What is he even doing with his life
Iâve become Lilie
These characters have emotional crises over people saying the stupidest things and tbh I relate to that
Oh dear!
The thing is, Femio would be really annoying in real life, but in a tv show heâs just amusing
Rueâs FACE, sheâs so done
I like how Duck can tell which building Rueâs in just by the amount of crows around it
Tbh all the students probably have noticed whatâs going on, they just think itâs some kind of weird performance art thing. Wouldnât be out of character for this school
Fakir and Uzura really are siblings, I love this
The best part about this episode is itâs this completely ridiculous person unintentionally getting in the middle of everybodyâs emotional issues
âI feel kinda like something happened, and kinda like it didnâtâ Duck you are absolutely correct
And of course the Aquarium is good once again
Episode 18 - The Wandering Knight
Incidentally, how old are these kiddos? We know Mytho is older than Duck, so Fakir and Rue probably are too?? But like, probably only by a year? Who even knows what their actual ages are
I mean, Duck is a duck so
Itâs! The trees from the opening!
I donât know if Iâve asked this before, but why does Fakir have a horse?
Oh my god Lilie
Can everybody STOP picking on Fakir for being afraid to die? He is 14, leave him alone
Ahiru is trying so hard to be helpful, give her a chance Fakir
Once again Rue shows up to get in a burn on Fakir and then leave
I swear every time the Aquarium plays in this show
Oh noooooooo Ruuuuueeeeeeee
Literally Protect All Of These Characters
Save These Children From Their Own Emotional Issues
FAKIR PLEASE
Pride is absolutely the worst feeling Mytho could get back right now?
âThereâs something sinister going on that Iâm not a part of!â And that really gets to you doesnât it Dross. I bet itâs really⌠grinding your gears!!!
(why do I feel so proud of insulting a fictional character)
Episode 19 - A Midsummer Nightâs Dream
Wow we really are starting this one off on a sinister note (itâs Drosselmeyerâs revenge on me for that pun)
Of course he canât tell you, he doesnât fuckin know whatâs going on
Fakir please stop basing your entire identity around being a knight
Oh no, Mythoâs regained the heart shard of Basing Your Entire Identity Around Upholding A Role
I wonder if Hermia being tall is like, a meta Shakespeare joke, cause in the play Helenaâs really tall and Hermiaâs really short, but in every production Iâve seen it was the other way around
Rue stop projecting your insecurities onto your boyfriend
Ohhhhhhhh dear
Finally someone tells all the crows hanging around to shut up
Oh my god she really is super tall
Or Ahiruâs just super short
I am learning so much about ballet mimes
Cool bird shadows
Whoa, different raven background. And the Raven isnât speaking with him this time? What does it mean
On no, Tutu
Hahaha oh no
Aaahaha theyâre the same
THEY EVEN DO THE SAME ARM-FLAILY THING
Episode 20 - The Forgotten Story
ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE FAKIRâS SAD BACKSTORY EPISODE
Raetzel: *walks in*
Uzura: And where do you fit in the shipping chart, maâam
THIS is a High Quality Directatorial Decision
Oh no Duck. oh no sheâs so earnest nooooo
It is just Extremely Wrong to see Mytho dancing to something besides Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
Mr. Cat can hear the word âweddingâ from three floors up
Oh my GOD they put broken heart stickers on the window
I mean, I say they but we all know it was Lilie
Again, Duck knows exactly where shitâs going down just because thatâs where all the crows are
Oh no!
Everybody needs to stop giving Fakir shit Right Now. Everybody needs to stop thinking itâs a bad thing that Fakir didnât fucking Die, and that includes Fakir OKAY????
Iâve been thinking⌠Raven Mytho keeps saying things like âpeople only want love because they want to be lovedâ and I wonder⌠if that was sort of his experience as a prince. Or maybe Iâm just getting this mixed up with Utena lol. But it does seem like a genuine issue he has as opposed to just something he says to manipulate people. Hm.
Episode 21 - The Spinners
Every time the narrator says âonce upon a time there was a man who diedâ I Will Flip
Duck tries to lean nonchalantly against a door, it goes about how youâd expect
Duck thatâs not how writing works (ughgfjdghskjkgf my pain)
AW NO
Oh no Duck is too relatable
UUAAAAAA TREE GHOST TREE GHOST
âFollow my every order and be prepared to die if you should failâ itâs almost like you WANT me to hate you. FAKIR DOESNâT NEED THIS
See Duck agrees with me
PETITION FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE FAKIR THE FUCK ALONE THAT MEANS YOU TREE GHOST
Ohshit itâs that old guy from the bookshop???
Uzura is NOT âunrelatedâ, obviously she is Fakirâs baby sister
âIâm just watching againâ oh no Duck
Autor what the Fresh Heck are you doing to Fakir
YOU ARE NOT FINE?????????
Honestly Fakir needs to get in touch with his emotions, not get sleep deprived and hallucinate in a field
This tree is saying things Edel said??? Was Edel made from the wood of this tree?????? Oh my god???????????
Anyway that was Intense
Listen, Raven Mytho has real issues and you can fight me on this
Ah, I see Dross is practicing the time-honored authorial tradition of âIf the Story Isnât Working, Hit It With a Wrenchâ
Episode 22 - Crown of Stone
But whoâs going to protect Fakir huh? Answer me that, Duck
One big-ish happy familyyyyyyyyy
I needed this life advice tbh
Aaaaaah Uzuraâs talking to Rue!
âAre you the Rue weâre worried about?â I love how she just included herself in that
Autor, IâmâŚâŚ. not sure you want the tree ghost cult to acknowledge you
Uhm, Iâm pretty sure Autor doesnât fit into the shipping chart and I think Uzura would agree with me
Ah fuck!!! Fakir turn around
Wait itâs an owl on a grandfather clock?? Is that actually a thing? These watchnotes are coming full circle
âI want people to love me, but is it okay to just be loved?â yep, the prince is having issues
Autor, Iâm pretty sure Ahiru is figuring all that out right now
And like, the Book Men totally know it too, so
HOLY CRAP THIS SEQUENCE
AND THE MUSIC THE MUSIC IS PERFECT
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I love this show
EPISODE 23 - Marionette
OH! OH! ITâS THE MUSIC EDEL ALWAYS PLAYED BUT SPED UP! Thatâs actually kinda creepy!
Anyway now I know why Iâm so protective of Fakir, weâre both writers who canât write anything
Oh noooooooooooo Rue
Oooooooooooh donât like that
Ruuueeeeeeeeee please donât stab your boyfriend weâve been over this
Incidentally, hulu needs to quit it with these bogus commercial placements
Drosselmeyer: How dare you try to resolve your emotional problems!
Dross thatâs called character development
Hahahaha jokeâs on you Dross!
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I! LOVE! THEM!
No of course your heart is lovey-dovey Uzura! Your heart is the lovey-dovey-est!!!
Incidentally, Autor is That Guy who says just because you havenât finished/published anything youâre not a Real Writer. And he is Wrong
Episode 24 - The Prince and the Raven
Okay, just from this title I know I wonât be able to handle this
THIS ISNâT EVEN THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE
YOU ARE HITTING ME WITH ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN WHO DIED RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE I CANNOT BELIEVE
Okay but and then this story explains all of Raven Mythoâs emotional issues as well???
*sigh* AutorâŚâŚ. Fakir literally just told you his motivation is to protect people and youâre still going on about controlling the fates of all mankind⌠are you sure youâre not Drosselmeyerâs direct descendent?
Rue donât go into the crow building
Honestly Iâm still dying over the fact that you can tell where things are happening purely based on which building all the crows are at today
Tiny Rue is breaking my heart
UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TINY RUE IS DOING BALLET
Omg Rue in the beginnerâs class!
Oh noooo Uzuraâs saaaaad
I KNOW Iâve heard this songgggggggg
THAT WAS A BIT OF THE FOSSILS FROM CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMALS???
Okayokayokay so itâs not Carnival of the Animals but DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS itâs another piece by Saint-Saens and DO YOU KNOW what that piece is called????? fuckin Danse Macabre!!!!! I am immediately filled with a sense of foreboding!!!
The music choices in this show are going to destroy me one day
HOLY CRAP????
I canât believe so goddamn much happened in this episode???
Episode 25 - The Dying Swan
Iâm not rrrrrrrrreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Not even the narratorâs obvious disappointment in Drosselmeyer can give me solace
Oh my god so is the Drosselmeyer we know just a character in Dead Drosselmeyerâs story?
I think itâs a testament to this storyâs power that Iâm having so many emotions about it even though I know whatâs going to happen? Like, some stories, reading the summary is pretty much the same as hearing the story, but Princess Tutu is not one of those stories
Like I just overcame my social anxiety to ask my roommate to be quieter, thatâs how good this story is
Aaaaaagh Rueâs change from saying âyou love meâ to saying âI love youâ my HEART
Oh shoot! Mythoâs angry! I thought one of the gate heart shards might be anger
Oh my god Autor literally no one cares what TEA Drosselmeyer drank look at Fakir heâs so done
Aaaaaaaa ohno
EVISCERATE HIM FAKIR
Holyshitholyshitholyshit
Okay but see the lake is outside the city so Dross just took some random normal duck and plunked her down in his fairytale town and thatâs why like, a cat teacher seems weird to her because sheâs not from inside the story
OH NO THEYâRE PLAYING THE SWAN BUT THIS TIME ITâS RUE
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fuck OFFFFFF
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh itâs the sword birds
excUSE you Dross, the knight has NOT âlong been uselessâ
Episode 26 - Finale
I canât believe after 9 years Iâm finally going to finish watching this show
Okay itâs happening
It begins and ends with âonce upon a time, there was a man who diedâ, the absolute most perfect first line in the history of first lines and you can fight me on this
Okay Iâm already almost crying just from the theme song, like the Tchaikovsky fits perfectly into it? Iâm gonna sing it
Iâm just screaming???? Theyâre all in distress
BUT DUCK IS NOT GOING TO GIVE IN TO DISTRESS
RUE IS THE SWAN
DUCK DECIDES TO WRITE HER OWN STORY AND THE MUSIC FROM THE END OF THE THEME SONG STARTS PLAYING MY HEART
IâM ACTUALLY CRYING
ITâS ALL THE PEOPLE SHE HELPED
THEY ARE PLAYING THE THEME THAT PLAYS WHEN DUCK IS HAPPY
FUCKING -- AND YOU HIT ME WITH ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN WHO DIED NOW
LOOK! LOOK THE SCENERY OUTSIDE THE TOWN FADES IN
I watched it.
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