#i want more women but also i want one of them to be skizz

[qprsmackdown]

what submissions have the most convincing propaganda: rather for being silly or being serious

hi anon. mod zazie here. i read through every single one of the submissions to answer this because i am insane. and the results are as follows ^-^

techno & phil fans are INSANE over "for you phil, the world!!" as they should be!! i, too, read bunfloras' phil & techno fics. but even if i didnt already know who emeraldduo was, you all have VERY GOOD propaganda. Immortal lifelong best friends... <3

dsmp fans i love you im holding out my hand to you in a gesture of friendship. hello. both mods are also mcyt fans and dsmp fans. we know abt characters vs ccs. we also despise cc!dream. you are safe here. im sorry that previous polls have traumatized you :((

c!tubbo/c!ranboo fans also fucking turned out you have VERY convincing propaganda

ive never read the locked tomb, know nothing of the characters, but to the submitters who sent in Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus youve convinced me. VERY good job. where can i find your media i need to learn more. no like fr

jrwi fans are you okay. good lord /pos. also youll be pleased to know WE HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS OF THE GREATER MANA POLYCULE

to the etho/skizz fan who submitted an essay. hi. i think youre so right for putting them in a httyd au. very convincing propaganda. also are you okay.

hi silmarillion fans. do you need hot cocoa.

jrwi fans are literally so not normal about their guys. sorry to call you out but oh my god not a single one of you is normal /pos. its great.

not a fnaf fan but "Theyre also both canonically queer, if that helps. That has nothing to do with the lobotomies or the dying and being revived as a soulless walking corpse, though." is the sentence of all time. i hope whoever wrote that is doing well.

good evening to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck and ONLY to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck.

we've been over the jesus christ/mary magdalene submission but did you know apparently there's actual evidence to back it up? lots of it in fact? i did not expect to read that tonight (for future reference slash in case you're curious i am an atheist & cycad is christian)

the little women fan has some SERIOUS propaganda. my respect o7

hello to the autistic sp (south park) fan who wrote a genuine essay on kenny mccormick and eric cartman. wish you well (and like, we got a voltron submission as well. i dont know either of those shows/fandoms at all besides vague knowledge that they're not great but eh we're here to have fun. who cares (this is in response to you mentioning you didnt know if sp was allowed (i dont know actually youd have to ask cycad but im like 95% sure its fine (can you tell i have adhd))))

GIGOLAS FAN SPOTTED. they didnt write a lot of propaganda but HELL YEAH WE GOT SOME LOTR FANS HERE. theyre so qpr to me you dont even KNOW

i didnt even think about link/zelda being a qpr before this but you have convinced me. youre so right. they Are

besties who drink poison together STAY together!!! (merlin and arthur). fuck yeah baby!!! i have never seen merlin bbc

oh moirails are a homestuck thing i saw those in our asks and was unsure what they were

CANON QPR IN FABLE SMP? oh i need to check that out. fable smp fans ik this is a long shot but if anyone wants to give me reccomendations for where to start watching.

hiya qsmp fans. no need to worry you have turned out in both numbers AND propaganda. wowzers.

we have One submission for q!quackbur but now im wondering why no one has submitted c!quackbur. theyre literally homoeretic business rivals whose relationship could be viewed as platonic or romantic. smh

Roman and Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman have very dedicated fans.

divorce quartet the divorced qp polycule ever but also im very biased. (both scott/cleo and scott/martyn were submitted multiple times)

we have some very fun ocs & real life qp relationships and im so here for it.

oh hey lifesteal smp i know those guys. wow damn theyre kinda fucked up arent they.

POLYARCHIVES SUPREMACY <3 BASEDBASEDBASED

POLYMECHS SUPREMACY ALSO SO BASED

Hi. Person who submitted both jesus/mary magdalene and now hamlet/ophelia. I love you. You are here to cause CHAOS and i for one applaud you for it. Can we kiss /j

#ask #not competition #mod zazie #I AM REVEALING ALL MY BIASES HERE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT HELL YEAH THOSE ARE MY BLORBOS

[platonicwizard]

A Hand Always Follows The Crown - Martyn/Scott

It's crazy how things are so different and yet so familiar.

This world was cursed in so many ways. This ever longing loop of life and death in a small portion of the world, the personal curses each of them seemed to carry, and the heavy bloodlust of the boogieman that stayed even after fulfilling the awful needs.

Martyn had one too, or maybe many, he seemed cursed in ways that others weren't. Maybe that's what this was, a curse to repeat events of other worlds.

"If I'm close to death, I want you to be the one to kill me" Scott turned to him, a hard look on his face.

"Yeah, I can do" Martyn said casually, a smile etched to his face. Oh how heavy that mask has grown over these games.

The axe felt heavy in his hands, a constant reminder of how easy it was to kill those who stood around him. For the most part he has grow insensitive to it, but this was different but all at the same time familiar.

Ren wasn't here, he had made it out somehow and Martyn was trapped here without him. Martyn knows it's a selfish thought, to want to drag his other half with him through these wretched worlds. But, he needed his constant, and it was Ren, it will always be Ren.

Maybe that's why he was thinking about him when Scott gave him the chance to take his life.

It's not the same as Ren, Ren kneeled to him prepared for his death. Scott had only told him that if things were to get bad in a fight Martyn was allowed to bring down his axe.

So when it did, that moment in the water, pushing Jimmy away as he took Scott's life, it was so painfully familiar.

He pushed himself out of the water and did not follow the others as they swarmed for Tango. No, he pushed himself in a lonely corner of the world and vomited. Tears spilled from his eyes as the painful memories of 3rd Life flashed through his head.

This wasn't 3rd Life, Scott wasn't Ren, he never would be. Ren was gone somewhere safe without the need of Martyn beside him and that hurt more than any of his deaths.

Thank gods he wasn't soul connected to Cleo anymore. That women had been through enough with him in the last world. Finding him when Ren had died, alone in his bastion. He was on the verge of just ripping his eyes and ears out when she sat by him. By no means were they on good terms, but unlike some others, Cleo understood that Martyn needed a strong force beside him. Too bad they lost, he liked Cleo by the end of it.

Martyn pushed people away to a fault, and he had done the same to her. He was doing the same to Scott, too. He really needed to get help with, well, everything.

His timer ticked away, wasting what little time he had left crying over the past. With a deep breath, he stood up and slowly made his way to his and Scott's base. As he did, he felt the pings of his communicator go off, and from how quietly it suddenly was outside he assumed they got to Tango.

At least for now yellow peace was happening before another mass killing.

It had been looming onto night when he got to the night when he had made it back. His timer still clicked away, meaning they still weren't on break yet. Martyn could live with that, maybe he could finally do some mining for himself so he didn't have to look at Scott yet.

It's seems as though the world had other plans though as Scott sat atop of the base, immediately clocking Martyn as he got close.

"Took you long enough to get back, thought you just ran away after you got my time" an easy smile set on Scott's face, much different from his look earlier. It fit better with him.

Martyn took a quick breath as he also smiled, "I had been caught up with the others, was trying to get Tango's time too."

"It seems as though T.I.E.S. did the same as us, honestly Skizz needed the time with how quickly he's going to be red" Martyn's facade dropped momentarily, realizing that soon, far sooner than he would have liked, the reds would suddenly appear. But he fixed himself, not ready to show the concern.

Not much ever got past Scott though, it's why he won twice. He quirked up his eyebrow as he walked closer to him.

"I didn't see you with the others when it happened, where were you really Martyn?" Scott set a hand on his arm, in hopes to steady him probably. Martyn at least took it as that as he looked to the other.

Martyn doesn't falter though, "Did you get a scar at all from the last hit?"

Maybe not the best topic to change too, not when Ren's own beheading scar ghosted his thoughts. Scott blinked at him with a lazy, knowing look but sighed as he lifted up his shirt.

"Not a terrible one, luckily enough they don't stick outside of this world for me, so it's of not problem" And Martyn looked, and ho how Scott was wrong. The jagged cut of the axe sat on his hip, curling around to infront of him and was cut from sight as it disappeared underneath his pants.

Martyn's heart twisted at the sight. The pain caused his already weak stomach to react, and with what little control he had over it, he stopped himself from vomiting once again. But, he couldn't stop the visceral reaction he had as he stepped away from the other. It looked too much likes Ren's suddenly, and he can only see it wrapped around Scott's neck instead.

Scott dropped his shirt and almost reached out to touch Martyn before pausing and only letting out his hand. He didn't speak for a moment, contemplating on what would be the best option. But it was Martyn who made the first move as he took ahold of the others hand and pulled him into a hug.

Martyn couldn't remember the last time he initiated a hug but gods was it all that he needed right now. Something stable and different. Ren would hug him a lot, would wrap his arms loosely around his neck as he looked down at him. It was quick most times, but it always brought a great deal of quick comfort to him as he would hide quietly into the other's chest.

Scott was different though, he was about the same height as him, but what he lacked in height he pulled with tight hold. The other had grabbed him by the waist and held him so close.

It took some time, but with common practice Martyn brought his breath and heart rate back to normal. A part of him didn't not want to let go of the other, but the other part told him that they've been here long enough out in the open. So, with reluctants, he pulled away from Scott.

The other pulled away as well, but kept a light grip on his arm. He expected pity and sorrow to be pointed his way, but all he received was a small smile.

Martyn moved his hand up to softly lay it on Scott's neck, not feeling the roughed up skin that a scar would leave, only smooth skin and some gills on the other. Relief left him as he let go of the small anxiety that still plagued him.

"You feeling better now, Martyn?" Scott finally spoke, moving his hand up to meet the one that laid on his neck. Martyn nodded, but then left out a small cough and answered.

"Yeah, better than before" he knew he wouldn't be at his best, and Scott seemed to have known that too.

"If you want, I would like to know why you freaked out like that so I don't do that to you again. Last I checked, you've never done that from looking at a scar" Scott only looked quizzical, but didn't hold pity. Martyn took a few deep breaths as he moved away from Scott completely.

"Maybe somewhere more… covered. You never know who can just show up on the island" Scott simply nodded and pulled Martyn to the building on the island.

“Would you rather stay up here and go to our storage room or go down to our underwater cave?”

“Let’s go to the underwater cave, I’ll be fine in the water.” Martyn wasn’t a hundred percent sure he believed himself, but was better than being in the sight lines of others.

Scott sat down on the side of the island before pushing himself into the water, Martyn following his actions moments later. Luckily enough, the cave didn't take long to get down too and didn't cause Martyn to react poorly.

When he dropped down, he simply sat down on the ground. He watched as Scott gathered a few items, two blankets, a few pillows, and some food and water. When he finished he sat beside him. They simply sat in quiet together before both of their communicates binged with a notification. Without even needing to look, they would tell it was a pause for a break.

It was perfectly convenient and awful at the same time for Martyn. All he could really do now is wait out the break with Scott, who wanted to help him.

Martyn may have momentarily forgotten why they came down here after doing so, but now it was looming over him. He couldn't really get out of it. He could lie to himself saying that telling Scott would make the other trust him more, basically allowing himself to have a higher chance of winning. But that was that, a lie.

He did want to tell Scott because he never told anyone else before. Scott was his friend, one that he wanted to keep throughout all of the worlds he has seen him in. And Scott was different, in ways he didn’t even know, he kept secrets that no one else knew about.

He trusted him.

“Your scar reminded me of Ren” a short and simple answer that held far too many feelings behind them.

“I.. How?” Scott put a hand over where it hid underneath his clothing.

“You… you asked me if it became dire to kill you, I don’t know I just thought of…” Martyn took a breath, pushing down the anxiety that he felt gather up in his throat.

“Martyn you don’t-“

“Of 3rd Life when Ren asked me to prove my loyalty to him by taking his yellow life” It was something all of them knew, of course they all knew.

Scott simply leaned on him and Martyn leaned on him too.

“Does it hurt?” Martyn felt his body tense as he asked the question.

“No, it doesn’t”

“That’s good, that’s good” Martyn felt his body ease with the knowledge. With it, exhaustion settled in him growing comfortable.

Scott pulled him down to lay over onto his lap, and Martyn followed as his limbs had grown heavy. He didn’t want to fight it off though, he trusted Scott, so he let it happen. Before he slipped into sleep he moved his hand up to grab into Scott’s shirt, just so he knew he was there.

“I’ll wake you up when the timer is going to turn back on” he could tell the other was smiling with how softly he spoke, and he let out a hum of acceptance.

“I’ll trust you on that”

#limited life smp #limlsmp #trafficshipping #inthelittlewood #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #tw vomit #mean gils